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Game-o-rama => Handheld Gaming => Topic started by: Doodle on October 22, 2011, 10:17:29 AM

Title: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Doodle on October 22, 2011, 10:17:29 AM

dem underwater courses
dem items
dat metal mario
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Super on October 22, 2011, 12:00:07 PM
Mario Kart is one of my favorite series. I'm getting this day one.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Hero_of_Darkness on October 22, 2011, 12:21:43 PM
I will have to pay $228.38 to play this game.

Fucking worth it.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: DededeCloneChris on October 22, 2011, 12:46:13 PM
I like the community option. Perhaps we can make one for this forum.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Zero on October 22, 2011, 01:06:33 PM
sex in my mouth
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Kayo on October 22, 2011, 04:30:40 PM
Dec 2nd?

I'm getting a 3DS before Christmas then, just for this.

This is a definite release day get for me as well.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: DededeCloneChris on October 29, 2011, 07:38:46 PM
The Nintendo Power issue of November reveals two new characters.

[spoiler]Wiggler

AND...

...the Queen Bee of Super Mario Galaxy 1 & 2.

http://www.nintendolife.com/forums/3ds/mario_kart_7?start=1060 (http://www.nintendolife.com/forums/3ds/mario_kart_7?start=1060)

Queen Bee for Smash Bros. 4.[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Kayo on October 29, 2011, 08:32:26 PM
Chris, spoiler that NOW. I seriously didn't want to know about the new characters, and was doing a good job of making myself oblivious to most MK7 updates.... but you just blew it, there.

Well, I guess now that I forever know this I have to comment:

[spoiler]Of all the possible choices, THOSE two?

Wiggler. First of all, Maple Treeway is in MK7. There are Wigglers there. Huge ones. Now we get a resized smaller one driving? That's just silly.

Queen Bee isn't even significant in anything at all. And they cut her to 1% of her original size. I don't understand this.[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: DededeCloneChris on October 29, 2011, 09:42:57 PM
Quote from: Kayghost on October 29, 2011, 08:32:26 PM
Chris, spoiler that NOW. I seriously didn't want to know about the new characters, and was doing a good job of making myself oblivious to most MK7 updates.... but you just blew it, there.

Well, I guess now that I forever know this I have to comment:

[spoiler]Of all the possible choices, THOSE two?

Wiggler. First of all, Maple Treeway is in MK7. There are Wigglers there. Huge ones. Now we get a resized smaller one driving? That's just silly.

Queen Bee isn't even significant in anything at all. And they cut her to 1% of her original size. I don't understand this.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]If it makes you feel any better, those two seem to be available from the start.

Also, Wiggler has different sizes. Hell, there was one in Mario Super Sluggers. There's no argument to that.

But as for Queen Bee...it's a new idea.[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: buttlord420 on October 30, 2011, 02:13:24 AM
Quote from: Kayghost on October 29, 2011, 08:32:26 PM
Chris, spoiler that NOW. I seriously didn't want to know about the new characters, and was doing a good job of making myself oblivious to most MK7 updates.... but you just blew it, there.

Well, I guess now that I forever know this I have to comment:

[spoiler]Of all the possible choices, THOSE two?

Wiggler. First of all, Maple Treeway is in MK7. There are Wigglers there. Huge ones. Now we get a resized smaller one driving? That's just silly.

Queen Bee isn't even significant in anything at all. And they cut her to 1% of her original size. I don't understand
this.[/spoiler]
whine whine whine
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Super on October 30, 2011, 02:37:23 AM
If you don't want to read about Mario Kart 7, why bother coming to a thread about it?
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Doodle on October 30, 2011, 08:17:39 AM
Quote from: PrinnyOnLowBudgetChris on October 29, 2011, 09:42:57 PM
[spoiler]If it makes you feel any better, those two seem to be available from the start.

Also, Wiggler has different sizes. Hell, there was one in Mario Super Sluggers. There's no argument to that.

But as for Queen Bee...it's a new idea.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Queen Bee is just another Galaxy rep.[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Kayo on October 31, 2011, 06:12:44 PM
Quote from: Spooker on October 30, 2011, 02:37:23 AM
If you don't want to read about Mario Kart 7, why bother coming to a thread about it?
Speculation? It seems like common courtesy to spoiler information like official character reveals. These threads are ALWAYS used for speculation.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Super on November 01, 2011, 07:24:43 AM
Quote from: Kayghost on October 31, 2011, 06:12:44 PM
Speculation? It seems like common courtesy to spoiler information like official character reveals. These threads are ALWAYS used for speculation.
Really, it's just a general Mario Kart 7 thread. Anything about the game can be readily discussed, including speculation and reveals. You should expect people to post any and all news regarding an anticipated game.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Zero on November 01, 2011, 08:31:48 AM
wait spoilers for a intercourse ing mario kart game?

lol brb cutting my wrists poop just got spoiled oh no
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Kayo on November 01, 2011, 12:23:04 PM
Quote from: Nightmare Zero on November 01, 2011, 08:31:48 AM
wait spoilers for a intercourse ing mario kart game?

lol brb cutting my wrists poop just got spoiled oh no
Love how you're making a big deal about this, when I just asked him to spoiler it, and then just continued with ON TOPIC discussion.

Which none of you did.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: BOREDFOREVER on November 01, 2011, 12:25:42 PM
Quote from: Kayghost on November 01, 2011, 12:23:04 PM
Love how you're making a big deal about this, when I just asked him to spoiler it, and then just continued with ON TOPIC discussion.

Which none of you did.

Quote from: Kayghost on October 29, 2011, 08:32:26 PM
Chris, spoiler that NOW. I seriously didn't want to know about the new characters, and was doing a good job of making myself oblivious to most MK7 updates.... but you just blew it, there.

Well, I guess now that I forever know this I have to comment:

[spoiler]Of all the possible choices, THOSE two?

Wiggler. First of all, Maple Treeway is in MK7. There are Wigglers there. Huge ones. Now we get a resized smaller one driving? That's just silly.

Queen Bee isn't even significant in anything at all. And they cut her to 1% of her original size. I don't understand this.[/spoiler]

Nope.  That's a demand and a complaint, not a request.


I'm not really too into Mario Kart, so this is a no for me.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Kayo on November 01, 2011, 12:28:17 PM
I like how everyone would rather yell at me in this thread than discuss Mario Kart 7.

Really sickens me how this is what it's become.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Zero on November 01, 2011, 01:19:21 PM
You're the one that got sand in his vagina over Mario Kart spoilers.

It's sort of more interesting to discuss that then Mario Kart 7, seeing as we've already discussed practically everything that's new regarding the game either in other threads or this one.

Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: buttlord420 on November 01, 2011, 03:14:23 PM
Quote from: Kayghost on November 01, 2011, 12:28:17 PM
I like how everyone would rather yell at me in this thread than discuss Mario Kart 7.

Really sickens me how this is what it's become.
it's not our fault you're unloveable
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Super on November 01, 2011, 03:15:22 PM
Quote from: Nightmare Zero on November 01, 2011, 08:31:48 AM
wait spoilers for a intercourse ing mario kart game?

lol brb cutting my wrists poop just got spoiled oh no
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Doodle on November 02, 2011, 09:20:15 AM
Quote from: Kayghost on November 01, 2011, 12:28:17 PM
I like how everyone would rather yell at me in this thread than discuss Mario Kart 7.

Really sickens me how this is what it's become.
>make a big deal of something
>HURR EVERYONE YELLS AT ME INSTEAD OF DISCUSSING THE RIGHT THINGS
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Kayo on November 02, 2011, 12:01:41 PM
What Retro courses do you want to see again?
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: DededeCloneChris on November 02, 2011, 01:56:22 PM
Quote from: Kayghost on November 02, 2011, 12:01:41 PM
What Retro courses do you want to see again?
But Retro already said they were adding a DKCR track.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Nayrman on November 02, 2011, 02:40:25 PM
To be honest, characters aren't such a big deal in a racing game, but those additions bother me. The Mario series has been lackluster in terms of characters for these lately. Why not just bite the pullet and add Kirby characters or something? What's next, a Goomba as a playable racer?
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Super on November 02, 2011, 02:49:07 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on November 02, 2011, 02:40:25 PM
To be honest, characters aren't such a big deal in a racing game, but those additions bother me. The Mario series has been lackluster in terms of characters for these lately. Why not just bite the pullet and add Kirby characters or something? What's next, a Goomba as a playable racer?
Just don't use those characters and let more open-minded people have fun.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Kayo on November 02, 2011, 03:26:28 PM
Quote from: PrinnyOnLowBudgetChris on November 02, 2011, 01:56:22 PM
But Retro already said they were adding a DKCR track.
Quote from: Kayghost on November 02, 2011, 12:01:41 PM
What Retro courses do you want to see again?
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: JrDude on November 03, 2011, 01:43:44 AM
Metal Mario and Queen Bee?
This game better be orgasmiclly amazing to have such horrible character ideas. (Though, even if it is still just good, I wouldn't care in the end, I just care now)
Wiggler, I'm surprised it hasn't been in MK Sooner. Laquitu, Awesome idea in my opinion. But will a Laquitu pick up a Laquitu racer when he falls off the edge? Or will a Laquitu hold up a "UR GOIN DA RONG WAY MAKE UTURN!" When a Laquitu racer is going the wrong way?
Also, will Metal Mario have a voice actor? Or will he just make a bunch of clanking noises? Or will he be the same as Mario? Or will it be the same as Mario, except add a metallic echo or something?
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Doodle on November 03, 2011, 08:53:59 AM
Quote from: Kayghost on November 02, 2011, 12:01:41 PM
What Retro courses do you want to see again?
I just wish they'd stop milking the SNES courses that look like poop and are boring minute-long races when put in the newer games.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: DededeCloneChris on November 03, 2011, 09:32:01 AM
Well, Nintendo Power kindly gave me info about the courses for four cups: two new cups and two retro cups so far (it should be noted that the retro tracks have scrambled eras, like a Wii track before a DS track). 14 tracks are here in the tag:

[spoiler]Mushroom Cup:
Toad Circuit
Daisy Hills

Flower Cup:
Wuhu Loop
Mario Circuit
Music Park
Rock Rock Mountain

Shell Cup:
Luigi's Raceway (N64)
Bowser Castle 1 (GBA)
Mushroom Gorge (Wii)
Luigi's Mansion (DS)

Banana Cup:
Koopa Beach (N64)
Mario Circuit 2 (SNES)
Coconut Mall (Wii) oh yes
Waluigi's Pinball (DS)[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Kayo on November 03, 2011, 11:48:04 AM
Quote from: Doodle on November 03, 2011, 08:53:59 AM
I just wish they'd stop milking the SNES courses that look like poop and are boring minute-long races when put in the newer games.
Yeah, this. They're all flat and pretty much featureless, as with the GBA ones, but the good news is they're running out of usable tracks. They can't use any with the jumping-over-the-track feature because of the way the jumps worked and... at least that's what I thought until I saw Mario Circuit 2 (SNES) was in there. That has a track jump, and I want to see how they do that. I remember it was kind of awkward with the flatness of the track. I'm assuming they'll put a full dash panel ramp in instead of those weird flat jump-panel things we used to have.

Confirmed retro courses:
[spoiler]Luigi's Raceway (N64) -ehh, okay.
Bowser's Castle 1 (GBA): Oh god why? This was one of the smallest courses in the game; you can do all 3 laps in under 45 seconds. And it's boring. Just flat land with a few lava jumps. I hope they add to it some.
Mushroom Gorge (Wii): I liked this one. Then again I liked most of the Wii's tracks. But I'm okay with this one completely.
Luigi's Mansion (DS): Oh man walking trees.

Koopa Troopa Beach (N64): are they keeping that obvious-but-slightly-tricky-to-do behind the waterfall shortcut?
Mario Circuit 2 (SNES): I commented on this earlier. Ugh.
Coconut Mall (Wii): I'm okay with this.
Waluigi Pinball (DS): I'm also okay with this.

[/spoiler]
Also Chris, they were out of era order in the Wii too, since there were more than 4 old games to choose from (Once each cup couldn't have one from every game, there's no reason to do that) so I'm completely unsurprised.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Zero on November 03, 2011, 12:41:34 PM
I love MC2
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Kayo on November 03, 2011, 03:34:58 PM
Quote from: Nightmare Zero on November 03, 2011, 12:41:34 PM
I love MC2
Especially when you can do the shortcut. Which I'm sure will be taken out.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Zero on November 03, 2011, 08:52:27 PM
Quote from: Kayghost on November 03, 2011, 03:34:58 PM
Especially when you can do the shortcut. Which I'm sure will be taken out.

gay
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Kayo on November 04, 2011, 03:35:13 AM
Quote from: Nightmare Zero on November 03, 2011, 08:52:27 PM
gay
Well it WAS a glitch, so there's no way it'll still be there.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Zero on November 04, 2011, 08:23:30 AM
Quote from: Kayghost on November 04, 2011, 03:35:13 AM
Well it WAS a glitch, so there's no way it'll still be there.

:[
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Neerb on November 27, 2011, 11:57:49 AM
I've been trying to unlock everything on Mario Kart Wii, so now I'm really psyched for 7, so I guess I should go ahead and give my opinion on what's happening. Also, warning: if there's a SINGLE THING in the game you don't want spoiled, don't read on.

[spoiler]According to the official site, the characters so far are:
[spoiler]Mario
Luigi
Peach
Yoshi
Bowser
Donkey Kong
Toad
Koopa Troopa
Daisy
Wario
Rosalina
Shy Guy
Metal Mario
Lakitu
Honey Queen
Wiggler[/spoiler]

Out of the four new characters, I'm actually fairly balanced. I don't like that Honey Queen is in when Rosalina is already the perfect and only needed Galaxy rep, I'm totally indifferent to Metal Mario and Wiggler, and I actually really like that Lakitu made it in.

As for the other characters, I'm really glad Shy Guy's coming back from the DS game, but I'll be severely ticked off if this is the final list. Many of the characters that have not been confirmed to come back, like Waluigi, Toadette, and my THREE FAVORITE CHARACTERS, Diddy Kong, Bowser Jr., and King Boo, have grown on me as staples of the series, and I would be very disappointed if they didn't come back just because someone wanted another Galaxy rep. Furthermore, if any more newcomers appear, I hope they're characters I'd actually want such as Professor E. Gadd, Toadsworth, or even Fawful, instead of another generic enemy like "Goomba" (although, if a Penguin makes it as playable, I'm gonna be all over that).

As for the tracks, apparently IGN has listed ALL of them (http://ds.ign.com/articles/121/1213157p1.html), and unlike the character list, I REALLY like this line-up. Dino Dino Jungle and Daisy Cruiser's returns alone are making me really excited, and I'm also glad Luigi's Mansion is back (although I would have preferred a new level based on the game, as I never liked the fact that most of the track isn't actually IN the mansion). As for the new courses, holy crap are they awesome. The Wuhu Island gets two tracks, the musical level looks cool, there's one course that looks like it's straight out of F-Zero, and, in my opinion, the Special Cup has NEVER looked so good; heck, I'd say NO Cup has ever looked so good.[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Neerb on November 29, 2011, 08:42:58 AM
Well, IGN reviewed it and gave it a 9/10.

The good news: it has the best online from any Nintendo game ever (doesn't sound impressive at first, until you remember that the last two Mario Karts weren't that bad online) and the optional motion-controlled first-person mode works great.

The bad news: balloon battle now works on points instead of stock, which is stupid, and the currently revealed roster is the ENTIRE roster, meaning that Waluigi, Diddy Kong, Bowser Jr., King Boo, Toadette, and several other recurring characters are not in the game (because Nintendo apparently thought Wiggler, Metal Mario, and a bee were better choices).
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: JrDude on November 29, 2011, 10:26:23 AM
Quote from: Penguin Pie on November 29, 2011, 08:42:58 AM
Well, IGN reviewed it and gave it a 9/10.

The good news: it has the best online from any Nintendo game ever (doesn't sound impressive at first, until you remember that the last two Mario Karts weren't that bad online) and the optional motion-controlled first-person mode works great.

The bad news: balloon battle now works on points instead of stock, which is stupid, and the currently revealed roster is the ENTIRE roster, meaning that Waluigi, Diddy Kong, Bowser Jr., King Boo, Toadette, and several other recurring characters are not in the game (because Nintendo apparently thought Wiggler, Metal Mario, and a bee were better choices).
What. Either you're stupid, or Nintendo is.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Neerb on November 29, 2011, 10:28:46 AM
Quote from: JrDude 益 on November 29, 2011, 10:26:23 AM
What. Either you're stupid, or Nintendo is.

What? Why am I stupid?
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: DededeCloneChris on November 30, 2011, 04:23:46 PM
There's a super deal for Mario Kart 7 in Wal-Mart. How much is the deal? A dollar and three cents cheaper!
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Nayrman on November 30, 2011, 08:41:14 PM
Quote from: GamingPrinceChris on November 30, 2011, 04:23:46 PM
There's a super deal for Mario Kart 7 in Wal-Mart. How much is the deal? A dollar and three cents cheaper!

ZOMG, I could buy a whole candy bar for that! Maybe even three or four gumballs! <_<;;
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Doodle on December 01, 2011, 04:27:18 PM
>no Toadette
This disappointed me. Now I can't abuse off-road anymore :(
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Super on December 03, 2011, 02:13:59 AM
I think the character selection is fine. The new battle mode kind of makes me sad, but it'll probably be fun anyway, just not Mario Kart 64 fun.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Mutilator7 on December 04, 2011, 09:28:01 AM
I stat it up, and automatically go with a Kart that has high acceleration and handling to snake better and what not.
No snaking, oh well.

It seems the only real way to gain an advantage in a race is to know shortcuts, boost of of all the jumps, and get 10 coins as quick as possible. Which isn't that bad.

A lot of people complained about the character selection and how they didn't change much from previous Mario Kart games, but the underwater and gliding are very fun and interesting game mechanics. And i have Rosalina, so i don't care if Dry Bones was replaced by Koopa.

Playing online is fun, the community ting is cool, but i haven't really tried it out. The fact that you only need one friend code for every game is a step forward from the DS' system. I think you can play races with no items, which will be very fun. Overall a nice game, but they removed some things that shouldn't have been removed. I never played MK Wii, jumping directly from DS to 3DS, so i'm not sure how Mario Kart Wii played.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: DededeCloneChris on December 04, 2011, 05:28:11 PM
Shall I go ahead and make the NSFCD Community?

CC is 21-1698-9400-3968

This community shall have all items at 150CC.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Nayrman on December 04, 2011, 05:36:07 PM
Yeah, have the game myself. Only 50% complete. Mushroom, Flower, Shell, and Banana cups 100%ed. So I have Shy Guy, Daisy, Honey Bee, and Wario unlocked. I do like the little differences between each part but it doesn't add THAT much. The gliding and diving are fun, which is nice. Also, not as OP as the bikes in Kart Wii. The character selection is kind of lame yes, but it's not too big a deal. When we were using Baby Daisy and Dry Bowser, we were out of ideas. I'm liking a lot of the new cups, but we'll see second half. Finally, Blue shell is STILL intercourse ing cheap (Nintendo, GET RID OF THIS), and the AI still rubberbands at 150cc, but it's not quite as bad as DS or Wii.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: DededeCloneChris on December 04, 2011, 05:57:48 PM
The game is very awesome. Its online is so smooth and pretty enjoyable with absolutely no lag.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Zero on December 04, 2011, 06:46:58 PM
oh hey more blue shell whining

gotta love it.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Super on December 04, 2011, 09:18:34 PM
This game is fantastic. I love how Shy Guy is part of the actual roster now. He's my dude.

As for the online, I'm surprised at how robust it is. The whole game is very nice looking, too.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Nayrman on December 04, 2011, 10:17:26 PM
Quote from: GamingPrinceChris on December 04, 2011, 05:57:48 PM
The game is very awesome. Its online is so smooth and pretty enjoyable with absolutely no lag.

Uh, what? I've spent the last HOUR trying to get into an online match and so far NOTHING. Good 'ol Nintendo failing at online yet again.

Also, 95% of my non-first place finishes are the result of a Blue Shell, so yeah, I shall ninny about them til the cows come home.

Also, this happened:
Mirror class Lightning Cup, Rainbow Road SNES:
Leading the GP by 8 points over Bowser. Final lap
Get knocked off by Bowser in a narrow section. Respawn. Get hit by a starman powered racer. Fall off AGAIN. Fall to sixth place. Respawn and get hit by ANOTHER starman powered racer. FALL TO 8th. Barely come in 7th to win the GP. FUCK YOU GAME YOU CHEATING PIECE OF SHIT.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: DededeCloneChris on December 04, 2011, 10:37:00 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on December 04, 2011, 10:17:26 PM
Uh, what? I've spent the last HOUR trying to get into an online match and so far NOTHING. Good 'ol Nintendo failing at online yet again.

Also, 95% of my non-first place finishes are the result of a Blue Shell, so yeah, I shall ninny about them til the cows come home.

Also, this happened:
Mirror class Lightning Cup, Rainbow Road SNES:
Leading the GP by 8 points over Bowser. Final lap
Get knocked off by Bowser in a narrow section. Respawn. Get hit by a starman powered racer. Fall off AGAIN. Fall to sixth place. Respawn and get hit by ANOTHER starman powered racer. FALL TO 8th. Barely come in 7th to win the GP. FUCK YOU GAME YOU CHEATING PIECE OF SHIT.
1) Your connection probably sucks.

2) The game probably knows you hate it, so it hates your guts too.

3) LOL.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Super on December 04, 2011, 10:47:43 PM
I didn't have any connection problems either. Seemed to work perfectly fine.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Zero on December 04, 2011, 11:23:01 PM
Sounds like that last part of your post was just plain bad luck.

As far as Blue Shells go, they seemed more balanced in MK64. They were far rarer than Lightning. On the other hand, it was harder to make a comeback in MK64. Either that or its just me being an idiot trying to play MK64 on an HDTV.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Nayrman on December 05, 2011, 08:44:18 AM
Quote from: GamingPrinceChris on December 04, 2011, 10:37:00 PM
1) Your connection probably sucks.

2) The game probably knows you hate it, so it hates your guts too.

3) LOL.

My connection doesn't suck. I have full bars, connect to the internet quickly. Just that it simply WILL NOT join any rooms. It's a massive pain in the ass.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Zero on December 05, 2011, 01:32:05 PM
I snagged my friends game and played online for a bit.

It was incredibly easy to get a match. You're doing something wrong or Nintendo hates you.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Nayrman on December 05, 2011, 02:18:24 PM
Quote from: Michio Kaku on December 05, 2011, 01:32:05 PM
I snagged my friends game and played online for a bit.

It was incredibly easy to get a match. You're doing something wrong or Nintendo hates you.

Two plus hours trying to get into ANY FUCKING GAME. CAN"T GET INTO ONE. Seriously, FUCK THIS SHIT. Nintendo, YOU'RE doing something wrong.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: DededeCloneChris on December 05, 2011, 02:20:21 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on December 05, 2011, 02:18:24 PM
Two plus hours trying to get into ANY FUCKING GAME. CAN"T GET INTO ONE. Seriously, FUCK THIS SHIT. Nintendo, YOU'RE doing something wrong.
Nayrman, destroy the game already.

Better yet, destroy your router and complain to your internet provider.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Nayrman on December 05, 2011, 02:30:21 PM
Quote from: GamingPrinceChris on December 05, 2011, 02:20:21 PM
Nayrman, destroy the game already.

Better yet, destroy your router and complain to your internet provider.

Uh, no, because it's not MY internet. It's not MY 3DS that's intercourse ing up. I go to settings. It connects just fine. I go online, it logs in just fine. I try to connect to a game. LOL NOPE CONNECTION ERROR! CAN'T FIND ROUTER OR A GAME! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.

So yeah, this is entirely Nintendo's problem. As per usual I do everything I need to but they can't build a service that intercourse ing works.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Nayrman on December 05, 2011, 02:45:58 PM
Holy SHIT it connected! God darn, it only took THREE HOURS to do so. God darn...
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Super on December 05, 2011, 03:34:36 PM
Check your NAT settings, bro.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Nayrman on December 05, 2011, 04:04:39 PM
Seems to be joining rooms with a bit more regularity now, but still kicks me off for no reason from time to time. *sigh* Guess it'll have to do before Nintendo comes out with the WiiU and once again promises good multiplayer and then fail.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Zero on December 05, 2011, 04:43:23 PM
Nope. Jumped into another game. Took five minutes.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Nayrman on December 05, 2011, 04:47:28 PM
Quote from: Michio Kaku on December 05, 2011, 04:43:23 PM
Nope. Jumped into another game. Took five minutes.

Ok, so why the intercourse  does Nintendo seem to hate me and only me? Seriously, getting games is such a pain.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: DededeCloneChris on December 05, 2011, 04:49:46 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on December 05, 2011, 04:47:28 PM
Ok, so why the intercourse  does Nintendo seem to hate me and only me? Seriously, getting games is such a pain.
I've been telling you hundreds of times that your internet connection plainly sucks. It's probably your router.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: DededeCloneChris on December 05, 2011, 04:52:44 PM
It took me three seconds to get into a game.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Nayrman on December 05, 2011, 04:58:43 PM
Quote from: GamingPrinceChris on December 05, 2011, 04:49:46 PM
I've been telling you hundreds of times that your internet connection plainly sucks. It's probably your router.

Yeah, because having full bars and actually logging on takes no time at all, yet it's totally my fault getting into a game is incredibly hard. Yeah, right.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: DededeCloneChris on December 05, 2011, 05:01:27 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on December 05, 2011, 04:58:43 PM
Yeah, because having full bars and actually logging on takes no time at all, yet it's totally my fault getting into a game is incredibly hard. Yeah, right.
Believe it or not, routers work perfectly well for computers, but there are some that do not provide good online gaming . Hell, that's a bonus if they're built for online gaming.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Nayrman on December 05, 2011, 05:08:42 PM
Quote from: GamingPrinceChris on December 05, 2011, 05:01:27 PM
Believe it or not, routers work perfectly well for computers, but there are some that do not provide good online gaming . Hell, that's a bonus if they're built for online gaming.

As I look at my PS3 which never has any issues, I once again reiterate that there is nothing on my end inhibiting my online.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: DededeCloneChris on December 05, 2011, 05:14:55 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on December 05, 2011, 05:08:42 PM
As I look at my PS3 which never has any issues, I once again reiterate that there is nothing on my end inhibiting my online.
I wouldn't be surprised if that router is "FOR SONY PRODUCTS ONLY". Otherwise, you have nasty luck with Nintendo.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Nayrman on December 05, 2011, 05:15:44 PM
Quote from: GamingPrinceChris on December 05, 2011, 05:14:55 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if that router is "FOR SONY PRODUCTS ONLY". Otherwise, you have nasty luck with Nintendo.

It's not a Sony router or anything at all. Sheesh. Yes, Nintendo just hates me and still makes terrible online packages.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Zero on December 05, 2011, 07:48:09 PM
Nayr, try stopping by a Mcdonalds or Starbucks and play a game or two. Experiment a bit.

Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Macawmoses on December 05, 2011, 08:26:53 PM
Dude, I'm first to say when Nintendo's online infrastructure sucks, but in this case it's pretty decent. No time at all on my end and my wireless is poop.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: zephilicious on December 05, 2011, 09:21:40 PM
its not your router's fault that nintendo ignores standards and only supports a handful of specific setups.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Super on December 05, 2011, 10:17:46 PM
14-9336-0156-2530

NSFCD community.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: DededeCloneChris on December 05, 2011, 10:24:28 PM
Quote from: Super on December 05, 2011, 10:17:46 PM
14-9336-0156-2530

NSFCD community.
But...I already did one...
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Super on December 06, 2011, 02:08:39 AM
Quote from: GamingPrinceChris on December 05, 2011, 10:24:28 PM
But...I already did one...
(。◡ °)

It's too late.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Doodle on December 07, 2011, 08:19:23 AM
Quote from: GamingPrinceChris on December 05, 2011, 10:24:28 PM
But...I already did one...
He has big red text, though.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: DededeCloneChris on December 07, 2011, 04:01:13 PM
Anybody who's got Nayrman or me, join us for a game now.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Nayrman on December 07, 2011, 04:36:36 PM
Quote from: GamingPrinceChris on December 07, 2011, 04:01:13 PM
Anybody who's got Nayrman or me, join us for a game now.

On which NSFCD one? I've got both. Then again, I'm a bit busy at the moment. Besides, with the way rooms work no guarantee we'll get the same match. Stupid Nintendo for not letting rooms be viewable. X_X;;
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: DededeCloneChris on December 07, 2011, 05:00:02 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on December 07, 2011, 04:36:36 PM
On which NSFCD one? I've got both. Then again, I'm a bit busy at the moment. Besides, with the way rooms work no guarantee we'll get the same match. Stupid Nintendo for not letting rooms be viewable. X_X;;
That doesn't seem to be the case if you join somebody's game through the Friend Code option in the 3DS menu. Why, I went through there to play with you.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Nayrman on December 07, 2011, 05:20:16 PM
Quote from: GamingPrinceChris on December 07, 2011, 05:00:02 PM
That doesn't seem to be the case if you join somebody's game through the Friend Code option in the 3DS menu. Why, I went through there to play with you.

Are you on now? I may be able to hop on for a little bit....
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Tupin on December 07, 2011, 06:42:14 PM
Speaking of which, Nayr, you never added me even though I gave you my code months ago. It's still waiting for your confirmation...
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Nayrman on December 07, 2011, 07:01:56 PM
Quote from: Tupin on December 07, 2011, 06:42:14 PM
Speaking of which, Nayr, you never added me even though I gave you my code months ago. It's still waiting for your confirmation...

You did? I'm pretty sure I've added you. What is your code again?
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Tupin on December 07, 2011, 07:47:17 PM
My code is 1418-6708-0623. Anyone else who wants to add me, tell me.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Nayrman on December 07, 2011, 08:01:03 PM
Ok, I added ya.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Kayo on December 18, 2011, 09:31:37 AM
NSFCD MK7 community? I'll definitely be a part of this... in about a week when I have the game.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: DededeCloneChris on December 18, 2011, 02:28:59 PM
Quote from: Pennington on December 18, 2011, 09:31:37 AM
NSFCD MK7 community? I'll definitely be a part of this... in about a week when I have the game.
Funnily enough, the two communities don't even have a single member yet.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Kayo on December 18, 2011, 06:48:54 PM
Quote from: GamingPrinceChris on December 18, 2011, 02:28:59 PM
Funnily enough, the two communities don't even have a single member yet.
So I'll join both of them.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Doodle on December 19, 2011, 04:34:16 AM
why not just delete one
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Neerb on December 19, 2011, 08:26:25 AM
I say we only use Super's; it has bigger text.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Neerb on December 19, 2011, 05:49:41 PM
Today was my Christmas (December 25th is in another state with extended family), so I have the game now. The 3D is awesome, the motion control works great, and I'm in Super's community.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: DededeCloneChris on December 19, 2011, 06:00:25 PM
Quote from: Delibird on December 19, 2011, 05:49:41 PM
Today was my Christmas (December 25th is in another state with extended family), so I have the game now.
Let me guess. You're a Jew.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Zero on December 19, 2011, 06:27:47 PM
Dradel is pretty fun when you make a drinking game out of it
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Neerb on December 19, 2011, 08:54:30 PM
Quote from: GamingPrinceChris on December 19, 2011, 06:00:25 PM
Let me guess. You're a Jew.

Nope, I mean literally, my family celebrated Christmas today because we're visiting relatives for the actual date of Christmas.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Super on December 25, 2011, 06:12:07 PM
Quote from: Doodle on December 19, 2011, 04:34:16 AM
why not just delete one
Because NSFCD > NSFCD.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Kayo on December 25, 2011, 09:47:00 PM
Got Mario Kart 7

Joined Super's community.

Yeah.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Doodle on December 26, 2011, 11:01:08 AM
Quote from: Pennington on December 25, 2011, 09:47:00 PM
Got Mario Kart 7

Joined Super's community.

Yeah.
Same.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Zero on December 29, 2011, 08:02:26 PM
Metal Mario seems pretty great if you use the right customizations. Slim wheels+white body balance out his handling and accel/speed. His weight is decent by default. Probably going use him the most.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Kayo on December 31, 2011, 02:59:47 PM
Seems like what kart pieces you unlock when you get coins are completely random. I still don't have certain parts that others unlocked in the very beginning, while I have parts that people with more coins than me don't have yet.

Anyone else notice this?
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Neerb on December 31, 2011, 04:39:35 PM
Quote from: Pennington on December 31, 2011, 02:59:47 PM
Seems like what kart pieces you unlock when you get coins are completely random. I still don't have certain parts that others unlocked in the very beginning, while I have parts that people with more coins than me don't have yet.

Anyone else notice this?

They are random, at least the coin ones. There are a few special pieces you only unlock a certain way, but all the coin ones are random.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: DededeCloneChris on December 31, 2011, 07:15:59 PM
Quote from: Pennington on December 31, 2011, 02:59:47 PM
Seems like what kart pieces you unlock when you get coins are completely random. I still don't have certain parts that others unlocked in the very beginning, while I have parts that people with more coins than me don't have yet.

Anyone else notice this?
Way ahead of you.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Kayo on December 31, 2011, 11:23:56 PM
Quote from: Delibird on December 31, 2011, 04:39:35 PM
They are random, at least the coin ones. There are a few special pieces you only unlock a certain way, but all the coin ones are random.
Only "special" one I got so far was from getting a star in all Grand Prix cups. I want more gliders besides the darn flower. :|
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Neerb on January 01, 2012, 08:24:12 AM
Quote from: Pennington on December 31, 2011, 11:23:56 PM
Only "special" one I got so far was from getting a star in all Grand Prix cups. I want more gliders besides the darn flower. :|

Yeah, gliders take forever, probably because there aren't as many.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: DededeCloneChris on January 01, 2012, 09:05:20 AM
Gliders are cosmetic awards that have almost no overall changes to a kart's stats.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Zero on January 01, 2012, 03:50:47 PM
Quote from: GamingPrinceChris on January 01, 2012, 09:05:20 AM
Gliders are cosmetic awards that have almost no overall changes to a kart's stats.

Swooper changes my stats. Slightly, but meh, they aren't purely cosmetic.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Kayo on January 01, 2012, 05:01:25 PM
Quote from: GamingPrinceChris on January 01, 2012, 09:05:20 AM
Gliders are cosmetic awards that have almost no overall changes to a kart's stats.
I unlocked a new glider today: the Paraglider.

...it is statistically identical to the Flower Glider. I'm so disappointed.

I'm waiting for the Swooper, since that wins the appearance contest for me.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: DededeCloneChris on January 01, 2012, 06:06:33 PM
Quote from: Michio Kaku on January 01, 2012, 03:50:47 PM
Swooper changes my stats. Slightly, but meh, they aren't purely cosmetic.
Anything that isn't the default glider and the demon glider-thing won't change the stats.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: The Riddler on January 01, 2012, 10:12:42 PM
So I'll let you guys decide for me.

Do I go out and buy MK7 tomorrow?
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: DededeCloneChris on January 01, 2012, 10:13:45 PM
Quote from: The Riddler on January 01, 2012, 10:12:42 PM
So I'll let you guys decide for me.

Do I go out and buy MK7 tomorrow?
It can be considered a killer app besides Super Mario 3D Land. It's really worth the buy.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: The Riddler on January 01, 2012, 10:19:45 PM
since i just got the 3ds
i only have oot and pilotwings
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: DededeCloneChris on January 01, 2012, 10:21:55 PM
Quote from: The Riddler on January 01, 2012, 10:19:45 PM
since i just got the 3ds
i only have oot and pilotwings
Enough for me. Get it.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Zero on January 02, 2012, 12:56:33 AM
Quote from: GamingPrinceChris on January 01, 2012, 06:06:33 PM
Anything that isn't the default glider and the demon glider-thing won't change the stats.

Yeah, Swooper definitely changes my stats. I'm watching it happen.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: DededeCloneChris on January 02, 2012, 09:11:32 AM
Quote from: Michio Kaku on January 02, 2012, 12:56:33 AM
Yeah, Swooper definitely changes my stats. I'm watching it happen.
Swooper is a kiddy toy. I was talking about the other one.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: X-3 on January 02, 2012, 01:39:20 PM
Quote from: Pennington on January 01, 2012, 05:01:25 PM
I unlocked a new glider today: the Paraglider.

...it is statistically identical to the Flower Glider. I'm so disappointed.

I'm waiting for the Swooper, since that wins the appearance contest for me.

There's a pretty subtle difference apparently. Parasol/Flower handles better in the sky but is slower. (http://www.gamefaqs.com/3ds/997822-mario-kart-7/faqs/63500)

Just finished Mirror. Shy Guy and Yoshi always seemed to be a big problem.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Kayo on January 02, 2012, 07:07:25 PM
Quote from: X-3 on January 02, 2012, 01:39:20 PM
There's a pretty subtle difference apparently. Parasol/Flower handles better in the sky but is slower. (http://www.gamefaqs.com/3ds/997822-mario-kart-7/faqs/63500)

Just finished Mirror. Shy Guy and Yoshi always seemed to be a big problem.
That's... interesting. But there's still only three different stat combinations among all the gliders, which means some are still identical... according to that table.


Oh, and @Riddler: Get it, it's worth it.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: The Riddler on January 02, 2012, 07:14:31 PM
so i got mk7. now what
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Super on January 03, 2012, 01:26:02 AM
Quote from: The Riddler on January 02, 2012, 07:14:31 PM
so i got mk7. now what
Play the hell out of it.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: The Riddler on January 03, 2012, 02:01:17 AM
why the intercourse  is koopa troopa so fast and why the intercourse  can't i win any 150cc tournaments without him passing me at the last second?
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Doodle on January 03, 2012, 07:59:56 AM
Quote from: GamingPrinceChris on January 01, 2012, 10:13:45 PM
It can be considered a killer app besides Super Mario 3D Land. It's really worth the buy.
>app
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Neerb on January 03, 2012, 11:33:39 AM
Quote from: The Riddler on January 03, 2012, 02:01:17 AM
why the intercourse  is koopa troopa so fast and why the intercourse  can't i win any 150cc tournaments without him passing me at the last second?

I thought that was just me... I guess Koopa really is a broken monster of an AI...
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: DededeCloneChris on January 03, 2012, 11:44:09 AM
Quote from: Delibird on January 03, 2012, 11:33:39 AM
I thought that was just me... I guess Koopa really is a broken monster of an AI...
Really? That never happened to me.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Neerb on January 03, 2012, 11:45:46 AM
Quote from: GamingPrinceChris on January 03, 2012, 11:44:09 AM
Really? That never happened to me.

Every 150cc has Koopa blowing all the other AI out of the water and giving me more than a little challenge. They could just be randomized, but I find it a bit odd that Riddler's first go around also had Koopa as the tough racer.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Zero on January 03, 2012, 02:51:55 PM
It's Bowser for me. Bastard's always competing with me for first in 150cc
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: The Riddler on January 03, 2012, 03:51:07 PM
It's literally always Koopa.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Super on January 03, 2012, 04:14:55 PM
In every Mario Kart game, it's always been DK for me. He is an poop hole.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Kayo on January 03, 2012, 07:08:18 PM
Quote from: The Riddler on January 03, 2012, 02:01:17 AM
why the intercourse  is koopa troopa so fast and why the intercourse  can't i win any 150cc tournaments without him passing me at the last second?
If it bothers you so much, play as Koopa Troopa.

I've always had trouble doing 150cc against DK.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: The Riddler on January 04, 2012, 11:13:03 PM
i joined the community and everything
y duz u not all play
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Kayo on January 06, 2012, 01:00:05 PM
Quote from: The Riddler on January 04, 2012, 11:13:03 PM
i joined the community and everything
y duz u not all play
I always play.

But I haven't done a single race in the community yet because no one ever uses it when I'm playing online.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: The Riddler on January 26, 2012, 08:50:48 PM
Just unlocked my first two new gliders today. One from streetpass at my college, one from collecting 1000 coins. Paraglider and Peach's Parasol-thing. I definitely love the paraglider (parachute). Less weight  better acceleration than the Super Glider (hang-glider). Peach's parasol has the same stats as the paraglider, but looks lame.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Kayo on January 31, 2012, 07:33:00 PM
I still want the darn Swooper glider and haven't gotten it. It seems like everyone has it but me, even if they have less coins. The random unlocking thing kind of annoys me.

Especially when as you get more coins, the unlocking thresholds get farther and farther apart. It's gonna take forever for me to get my Swooper. ;-;
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Doodle on February 03, 2012, 04:39:09 AM
SWOOPER MASTER RACE
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Super on February 03, 2012, 06:00:00 AM
We need to plan some MK7-ness.
Title: Re: Mario Kart 7
Post by: Doodle on February 03, 2012, 08:38:34 PM
yes