Just because this entertains me, I'll make a game out of it.
Okay, so I'll write a sentence constructed of obscure synonyms in place of "normal" words. Your job is to decode the "sophisticated and smart" sentence to find the true meaning beneath it.
EX: "Greetings individual, what be at the apex of?" = "Hey guys, what's up?"
(I would post the first statement, and the answer would be the second statement - or as close to that as you can get. Also, as you can see, a bold word means it has not been changed.)
Okay, so if you get it then let's start with the statement:
"I be keen on quiche masses."
Can any of you decode that to find the true meaning beneath?
I know of groups of breakfast food.
I don't get it.