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Oh hey I managed to get another girlfriend.

Started by Silverhawk79, April 24, 2010, 11:35:48 PM

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Quote from: Phaze on April 27, 2010, 03:26:20 PM
...You really need to post whenever you get a new girlfriend and make out?
I believe he pretty much single-handedly brought in discussion of women with his other girlfriend thread. Or at least boosted it form it's almost non existent state both in IRC and on the forums.
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The Riddler

There isn't enough heterosexual talk on these here forums.

Too much gay. I blame PY.

Thirdkoopa

Quote from: Jeff Probst on April 28, 2010, 12:13:59 AM
There isn't enough heterosexual talk on these here forums.

Too much gay. I blame PY.
Quick then.

WE MUST TAKE BACK THE FORUMS.
[21:11] <mackormoses> let's take a look at today's stats
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> stats today are high
[21:11] <mackormoses> holy intercourse ing poop
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> you adding all these standards
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> is really pushing us [/quote]
Quote from: JrDude φ on May 31, 2010, 08:32:13 PM
3 of my friends smoke weed. Why? Well I asked one time, and this is what they said: "Because I can blow out smoke and it makes me feel like a intercourse ing dragon"

Macawmoses

Quote from: ClassicKoopa on April 28, 2010, 02:59:57 AM
Quick then.

WE MUST TAKE BACK THE FORUMS.
Let's start by seeing how far Silver has gotten. Silver, first?

The Riddler

Silver must've been as far as third by now. She's obsessed with him, no reason she wouldn't put out for him.

Macawmoses


SkyMyl


Dog Food

Quote from: SkyMyl on May 02, 2010, 10:12:27 AM
...I'm guessing he's still at first.
Haha...

1st = full on make out
2nd = "hands on"
3rd = oral
4th = all the way, baby

He's acting like she already wants to have sex with him. And since the guy always wants it, the question of "when" is always up to the girl (from a moral standpoint). But from what I've read based solely on this thread, I'm going to say they got to second base, possibly third. If they got to fourth, Silver would have posted.
I get obsessively manic over things. It's a problem.

The Riddler


Totla


SkyMyl

FACEBOOK OFFICIAL DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING, YOU GODDAMN LAZY FICK SUCKS. WAIT FOR THE GUY TO COME HERE AND ACTUALLY SAY SOMETHING.

Sounds like he took our advice.

Gwen Khan


Silverhawk79

Yeah, I broke up. If she wasn't intercourse ing obsessed and insane and generally clingy, I'd keep going.
But jesus tits, she's annoyingly clingy.

Magnum

Quote from: Watson on May 02, 2010, 06:29:49 PM
Yeah, I broke up. If she wasn't intercourse ing obsessed and insane and generally clingy, I'd keep going.
But jesus tits, she's annoyingly clingy.
Have fun with the weeks and weeks of stalking about to ensue

Oh Vesperia, never change... never change

SkyMyl

Quote from: Watson on May 02, 2010, 06:29:49 PM
Yeah, I broke up. If she wasn't intercourse ing obsessed and insane and generally clingy, I'd keep going.
But jesus tits, she's annoyingly clingy.
Barricade yourself inside your room for the next few days.