latest close call?

[Ridley]

I am a dumbass when it comes to this stuff. One time I was hill running. (Running down steep hill) (Really, don't ask why I was, I just was.) Anyway, I was running along having a grand ol time when all of a sudden a tree popped out of nowhere. I made a quick left, but as fate would have it, the tree had a low branch sticking out to the left. I was about to crash so I just closed my eyes. All of a sudden I found myself doing a frontflip right over the branch and made it down the hill. Once I made it to the bottom, I collapsed from realizing what had just happened.

[Moriarty]

I once was attacked by a bear in the northern region above Canada while hunting for a new type of Tomato. The bear completely tore of my left arm before I could strangle it to death. Unfortunately for me, in the heat of the moment I got a bit excited and with my arm missing and blood spewing everywhere, I slipped into V-tach and was pronounced dead for over a minute. Thankfully my medic Ulysses was on hand and brought me back.

I never found that Tomato though.

[Mario583]

I BLANKED OUT FOR A FEW MINUTES AND WHEN I CAME TO I WAS ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING DANGEROUS.

I hate this medication.

Drugs are bad, m'kay?

i was pulling my controller out of my game cube and it was tangled with a lamp so i pulled it out lamp felled and i did a fowerd dive making the lamp barely miss me.

DO A BARREL ROLL!!

I once was attacked by a bear in the northern region above Canada while hunting for a new type of Tomato. The bear completely tore of my left arm before I could strangle it to death. Unfortunately for me, in the heat of the moment I got a bit excited and with my arm missing and blood spewing everywhere, I slipped into V-tach and was pronounced dead for over a minute. Thankfully my medic Ulysses was on hand and brought me back.

I never found that Tomato though.

Good old bullpooptery! :)

[RedRaider]

nice job triple posting you intercourse ing idiot.

[Eizweir]

i was pulling my controller out of my game cube and it was tangled with a lamp so i pulled it out lamp felled and i did a fowerd dive making the lamp barely miss me.

You almost got hit by a falling lamp?  Poor lamp...

[captainjacksparrow]

i was pulling my controller out of my game cube and it was tangled with a lamp so i pulled it out lamp felled and i did a fowerd dive making the lamp barely miss me.

You almost got hit by a falling lamp?  Poor lamp...

POOR LAMP??? I STILL GOT HIT FROM THE SHARPNAL WHEN IT CRASHED AND NOW I HAVE A SCAR ON MY HEAD TO PROVE IT. And it wasnt a reading lamp its one of those 10 feet tall lamps.