I know that you guys have to have ONE weapon of some kind laying around the room, so post em up! Whether it be guns, knives, a flail (I will honestly lol if any of you own a flail), I wanna know what your weapon looks like. I like knives, so I want to show yall what I own.
[spoiler](http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w156/minitahu/IMG_0023.jpg)
Camping knifes/ work knives[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w156/minitahu/IMG_0024.jpg)
Illegal switchblade knife <3[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w156/minitahu/IMG_0025.jpg)
Combat knives (one on the left is a buck 105, the one on the right is my grandfather's 43 year old tourist knife)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w156/minitahu/IMG_0026.jpg)
My grandpa's other 43 year old tourist knife (8 inch blade making this one illegal as well >.>)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w156/minitahu/IMG_0005.jpg)
Cousin's knife that I made for him (the first one that I made)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w156/minitahu/IMG_0028.jpg)
My "don't intercourse with me at work" knife[/spoiler]
And my pride and joy:
[spoiler](http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w156/minitahu/IMG_0027.jpg)
The second knife that I made, 5 1/2 inch blade modified trench knife :D[/spoiler]
That is it for me, what about the rest of you?
Um...
Some kitchen knives, and there's probably a nice bat in the backyard somewhere.
I'm too buff for weapons!
[spoiler];_;[/spoiler]
Okay, got a batch of pictures to dump here:
[spoiler](http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x155/red7js/Photo0683.jpg)
^12 gauge pump-action, red dot sight.
(http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x155/red7js/Photo0684.jpg)
^.243 Winchester scoped bolt-action rifle.
(http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x155/red7js/Photo0685.jpg)
^May look small, but that thing is SHARP.
(http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x155/red7js/Photo0686.jpg)
^That is obviously made for stabbing...as scary as that sounds.
(http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x155/red7js/Photo0687.jpg)
^That is serrated, so it'd cut well.
(http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x155/red7js/Photo0688.jpg)
^20 Gauge Pump-action shotgun.
(http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x155/red7js/Photo0689.jpg)
^a .22 revolver with a .22 rifle. Yeah, not very powerful, but would still hurt.
(http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x155/red7js/Photo0690.jpg)
^2 of the most likely to kill you knives in the kitchen drawer
(http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x155/red7js/Photo0691.jpg)
^Yes, that's a machete
(http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x155/red7js/Photo0692.jpg)
^An old sledgehammer
(http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x155/red7js/Photo0693.jpg)
^A lot of that stuff there could easily maim/wound/impale/cause blunt trauma bad enough to kill.
(http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x155/red7js/Photo0694.jpg)
^An old fire axe[/spoiler]
There's also a 10 gauge shotgun around here, but I forget where it is...
You guys are all serial killers, I swear.
Quote from: MooglePlayerChris on May 31, 2011, 01:32:10 PM
You guys are all serial killers, I swear.
Only the pussies say that. Join us.
I do not own any weapons. The closest thing you could find would be my multi-tool I keep in my pocket.
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on May 31, 2011, 01:34:56 PM
I do not own any weapons. The closest thing you could find would be my multi-tool I keep in my pocket.
This. I probably have deadly instruments in the garage, but those are like saws and stuff I'm not even going to bother to count.
I don't have any weapons myself, but Dad gets a knife or a sword every year.
Plus that Saws-all he has.
I just have a couple small pocket knives and I guess an aluminum baseball bat somewhere.
Quote from: MooglePlayerChris on May 31, 2011, 01:32:10 PM
You guys are all serial killers, I swear.
I thought that was everybody on the internet anyway.
Weapons are for people who need them for work, serial killers, collectors who put them in containers who will only take them out to show off, pussies, and nerds who want to feel cool.
Quote from: JrDude 益 on June 01, 2011, 02:35:10 AM
Weapons are for people who need them for work, serial killers, collectors who put them in containers who will only take them out to show off, pussies, and nerds who want to feel cool.
Okay, tell you what. Apparently I must be a person who really wants to feel cool then, because hunting doesn't seem to fit into that category. Apparently I cannot defend my own home with these things, because they're only there to make me feel cool.
Quote from: MooglePlayerChris on May 31, 2011, 01:32:10 PM
You guys are all serial killers, I swear.
Assumptions are...crazy, I tell you. You know what they say...assuming makes an ass out of you and me.
Quote from: Tiger Barb on May 31, 2011, 02:11:34 PM
I don't have any weapons myself, but Dad gets a knife or a sword every year.
Plus that Saws-all he has.
I would seriously love a sword, but I'm currently saving up for a high-flow exhaust system for my car ;___;
Actually, I do have the money, but I want to make sure I can afford gas every paycheck (so glad I have a small car ._.). And I'm waiting for 18 years to come so I can have a debit card to buy it online.
I'm not an expert on hunting, but I think hunters usually don't have their weapons "around the room" somewhere, but rather stored somewhere for when they're allowed to hunt the animal they want to hunt.
Also, wanting to defend the home goes under the category: vagina-y, or people who need them for work.
Quote from: JrDude 益 on June 01, 2011, 10:16:50 AM
I'm not an expert on hunting, but I think hunters usually don't have their weapons "around the room" somewhere, but rather stored somewhere for when they're allowed to hunt the animal they want to hunt.
Also, wanting to defend the home goes under the category: vagina-y, or people who need them for work.
Enlighten me on this, please. How could defending your home make you a vagina-y? How would that fall under work?
Seriously, I'm honestly confused here. I could care less that you indirectly called me a vagina-y-I honestly don't give a intercourse ing poop. But something's not clicking into place, as it seems.
Care to explain?
Defending your home is usually because you think someone is gonna attack it when normally no one will. Pussy.
For work, it's often because of your work that your home wants to be targeted, so you need a weapon.
I can defend myself with my fists.
Quote from: Kayo on June 01, 2011, 11:51:29 AM
I can defend myself with my fists.
But have you ever heard...never bring a knife (or by extension, a fist) to a gunfight?
I could easily blast your head off before you even reach me with your fist >:3
Tis why it's important to be at odds with the robber...make him think twice before entering dat house of yours.
And if all else fails a gun can easily cause severe blunt trauma.
Yes I know I sound a bit psychotic right now, but I'm just stating the facts.
Quote from: Alisaihin on June 01, 2011, 11:55:59 AM
But have you ever heard...never bring a knife (or by extension, a fist) to a gunfight?
I could easily blast your head off before you even reach me with your fist >:3
Tis why it's important to be at odds with the robber...make him think twice before entering dat house of yours.
And if all else fails a gun can easily cause severe blunt trauma.
Yes I know I sound a bit psychotic right now, but I'm just stating the facts.
Or just... don't go to a gunfight. One that directly involves you.
Quote from: JrDude 益 on June 01, 2011, 11:20:13 AM
Defending your home is usually because you think someone is gonna attack it when normally no one will. Pussy.
For work, it's often because of your work that your home wants to be targeted, so you need a weapon.
For the first part, there is always a possibility of something like that happening, my house has been vandalized before and I don't even live in the bad part of town. I like to be prepared and having a weapon in arms reach is how I do it.
For the latter, you must not work in an industry that delivers to people, because people like to target us because we are vulnerable. A worker from another store had delivered to an apartment complex, was pistolwipped into unconsciousness, pushed into a room where they ate the food, stole everything that he had on him, and fortunately did not do anything else to him. So this "vagina-y" nature is me being ready.
Also Jr, you're just an idiot if you don't keep some kind of protection in your home. What's wrong with having a gun to defend yourself? Because you never know what could happen. Someone breaks into your house with a gun, what happens? Are you a vagina-y because you have a gun to fight back? No.
Er, I guess my bass could be considered a weapon. It's quite solid.
Oh, and I can throw my shoes like an angry Arab :3
Most of the people who have a gun for "protection" wouldn't even be able to make use of it.
guns are how you kill you family in accidental shootings :(
Quote from: JrDude 益 on June 01, 2011, 02:35:10 AM
Weapons are for people who need them for work, serial killers, collectors who put them in containers who will only take them out to show off, pussies, and nerds who want to feel cool.
Uhhhhhh... PROTECTION? Hell on cheesecake, you going to tell me that you're a vagina-y or a nerd because you don't charge a guy with a knife using only your fists. This is honestly the most ignorant thing you've ever said. You can try to validate it as much as you want, give your mindset that you're a badass because you try to put others down. I think everyone here can agree with me on it though.
Now with the stupidity that was Jr's opinion out of the way, I only keep a pistol and a katana around. I'll occasionally shoot the pistol, but I don't really ever bring the katana out, even to show people. It's really dull, and falling apart. Nothing special.
Why would someone come to your house with a gun? If you're doing bad poop than that partially falls under the category of "job related," even if it's not directly related to a job. But if someone comes to your house with a gun, they'd probably more prepared than you, unless it is something you know could happen due to something you did. So if you have a gun to protect yourself, unless it's on you at all times, the person could come in while you're taking a poop, showering, doing the laundry, mowing the lawn, or whatever, and you running to your defensive weapon would probably cause them to panic and shoot. Even if the defensive weapon is near by, they could see you reach for it and just shoot. In some situations, you're worse off with a protective weapon.
What you do in a situation like that is just let them take what they want, don't fight back, stay calm, try to get a good mental picture of anything you can, chances are they don't wanna kill or hurt anybody, but rather just take something of yours. Most people aren't just gonna go to a random house with a gun unprepared for whatever you may have.
Yes there are rapists and murderers that could come in to your house for some reason, though chances are they won't choose your house, like I said, they will most likely be more prepared and plan everything to where your weapon is out of reach or useless.
Quote from: JrDude 益 on June 02, 2011, 12:20:24 AM
Why would someone come to your house with a gun? If you're doing bad poop than that partially falls under the category of "job related," even if it's not directly related to a job. But if someone comes to your house with a gun, they'd probably more prepared than you, unless it is something you know could happen due to something you did. So if you have a gun to protect yourself, unless it's on you at all times, the person could come in while you're taking a poop, showering, doing the laundry, mowing the lawn, or whatever, and you running to your defensive weapon would probably cause them to panic and shoot. Even if the defensive weapon is near by, they could see you reach for it and just shoot. In some situations, you're worse off with a protective weapon.
What you do in a situation like that is just let them take what they want, don't fight back, stay calm, try to get a good mental picture of anything you can, chances are they don't wanna kill or hurt anybody, but rather just take something of yours. Most people aren't just gonna go to a random house with a gun unprepared for whatever you may have.
Yes there are rapists and murderers that could come in to your house for some reason, though chances are they won't choose your house, like I said, they will most likely be more prepared and plan everything to where your weapon is out of reach or useless.
So... you're a vagina-y for having a weapon, but your plan would be to... let them take everything... right... this all makes complete sense.
Let them take the thing you could live without or have a chance the person is crazy and will shoot when you move for your weapon. It's not like you can tell the person "Oh hold on, let me open my drawer/go in the other room and get my gun." And it's not like you reaching for a visible weapon isn't gonna make them want to shoot to stop you from obtaining the weapon.
In comes JrDude with his ignorant opinions to cheer up NSFCD and give the members a good laugh.
Quote from: JrDude 益 on June 02, 2011, 12:32:08 AM
Let them take the thing you could live without or have a chance the person is crazy and will shoot when you move for your weapon. It's not like you can tell the person "Oh hold on, let me open my drawer/go in the other room and get my gun." And it's not like you reaching for a visible weapon isn't gonna make them want to shoot to stop you from obtaining the weapon.
You're completely missing the point now. I'm not arguing whether it is a good idea to grab your weapon while the guy has a gun to your head. You point out that you can't have a weapon just for protection, and then change it to, "OH, BUT THEY'RE WELL PREPARED!" That's fantastic. My problem is that you're making it sound like you don't stand any chance at all. Complete fabrication. You're calling a father a vagina-y because he pulls out a gun as some robber comes in and tries to rape his daughter? How about a widow protecting her cats from someone breaking in? You can keep trying to bend this to make yourself sound better, but it isn't going to work. I really don't have to say anything else. Anything you add now just adds more fuel to the fire under your own ass.
Quote from: Matt on June 02, 2011, 12:40:17 AM
In comes JrDude with his ignorant opinions to cheer up NSFCD and give the members a good laugh.
I honestly wonder if Jr thinks about what he's saying, or if he's just trolling NSFCD now since he has nothing better to do.
I'm sorry but... a widow with cats?
Quote from: Live In Stereo on June 02, 2011, 12:42:43 AM
I'm sorry but... a widow with cats?
Hey. I like crazy cat ladies. What can I say :D
A robber might be better prepared than you are, but you have the home-field advantage. Unless you are completely blind you know where weapon-possible objects are located, where good hidey-holes are, and chances to at least blind the assailant. I mean come on, would you honestly just roll over and let the intruder do as he pleases?
The vagina-y part was indeed just me trolling because you guys are hilarious when you're mad, but I still find it just about pointless to have a weapon unless you're prepared for some poop to happen.
If a criminal is in the house and has a blind spot anything can be a weapon. I'm sure just about everyone has a knife that can be lethal (I'm not talking butter knife here)
Some dude would most likely not come in and just rape the daughter, he'd get rid of the threats first, or make sure the threats aren't even there. If he's holding a weapon to her head while he's doing it you might have to let it happen otherwise she's just dead. Raped and scarred for life, or dead, up to you daddy. Or if he's holding a weapon to you and you make a move he could just shoot you and she'd be raped anyway. Good job pop, she's scarred in 2 ways now. Regardless, raping is different and you can try to stop the guy any way you want. The results would most likely be the same, whether you had a weapon or not. Because if you're there, he's not just gonna let you waltz on in, if he didn't kill pop already, if he sees you, hears you, or anything, someone's likely dead, and the first one down is most likely not the rapist.
The criminal is most likely not gonna make a bunch of noise, so the weapon has to be conveniently nearby when he comes in. Like I said, would you rather lose a bunch of your poop, or lose your life because you tried to save some poop?
And I guess I'll add on. Most criminals are people you know. By that I mean, if someone robbed your house, you most likely know the criminal. If someone killed someone else, chances are, the person who's dead knew the killer. So chances are you let the robber in the house, and he might know where one of your weapons are because you trust the guy enough to have showed off to him (A few of you just showed off to an internet forum, it's not crazy of me to think you showed off to some of your more trusted friends and family). The person could just wait for a situation where you will be unprepared (sleep, poopting, looking away for a second) and hurt you. How prepared are you for that?
Sure, you can think you're prepared for some dude to break your window who has plans to rape your daughter, but do you think you're prepared for your buddy Tim to come to your house and rape your daughter while you're at work? You prepared when cousin Frank finds your gun and shoots you while you're getting drinks so he can steal some of your money?
There are some parts of what I said that are probably mixed up or sound stupider than it was supposed to, but look for the message in my message, not the parts that I accidentally screwed up on.
Quote from: Magnum the Magical Pony on June 02, 2011, 12:41:18 AM
I honestly wonder if Jr thinks about what he's saying, or if he's just trolling NSFCD now since he has nothing better to do.
I've been wondering the same thing since the start.
Quote from: JrDude 益 on June 02, 2011, 01:54:54 AM
The vagina-y part was indeed just me trolling because you guys are hilarious when you're mad, but I still find it just about pointless to have a weapon unless you're prepared for some poop to happen.
HEY NSFCD, YOU GUYS MAD? CAUSE I AIN'T EVEN MAD.
Is there a TL;DR version, Jr?
Quote from: Tahrann on June 02, 2011, 10:06:04 AM
Is there a TL;DR version, Jr?
tl;dr Jr is moronically trying to dig himself out of a hole that he ended up in because he said stupid poop.
Quote from: Kayo on June 02, 2011, 11:48:58 AM
tl;dr Jr is moronically trying to dig himself out of a hole that he ended up in because he said stupid poop.
I was actually about to say something along that line, only sounding like more of an poop hole than you.
I'd post my nerf sword and makeshift armor, but I'm too lazy.
Quote from: Kayo on June 02, 2011, 11:48:58 AM
tl;dr Jr is moronically trying to dig himself out of a hole that he ended up in because he said stupid poop.
No, I'm explaining what I'm saying as you guys don't see what I am saying and trying to make you people understand my view of the matter. I don't care what you people think of me, especially a dick who hates everyone who doesn't accept his little Friend request (text version). You told me you hate 99% of people who aren't your friend, and I don't care to be your friend so you will forever hate me and look for my flaws and point them out. Sure everyone points out my flaws and ignores my message, but you're reasoning is probably the stupidest.
Though it doesn't matter what I said now that I think about it a little more. Regardless of what people say, most people won't change their opinions on their beliefs. Though everyone shares a similar opinion on the weapons subject (the people that are posting anyway), you can't change the opinion of someone who believes the opposite. Someone with my opinion who is respected probably couldn't even change your minds.
If anything is tl;dr, just assume what you will always choose to assume. It's pointless poop and I'm just making a fool of myself, I don't need to summarize something if it's gonna have the same reaction anyway.
Quote from: JrDude 益 on June 03, 2011, 02:26:38 AM
No, I'm explaining what I'm saying as you guys don't see what I am saying and trying to make you people understand my view of the matter. I don't care what you people think of me, especially a dick who hates everyone who doesn't accept his little Friend request (text version). You told me you hate 99% of people who aren't your friend, and I don't care to be your friend so you will forever hate me and look for my flaws and point them out. Sure everyone points out my flaws and ignores my message, but you're reasoning is probably the stupidest.
Though it doesn't matter what I said now that I think about it a little more. Regardless of what people say, most people won't change their opinions on their beliefs. Though everyone shares a similar opinion on the weapons subject (the people that are posting anyway), you can't change the opinion of someone who believes the opposite. Someone with my opinion who is respected probably couldn't even change your minds.
If anything is tl;dr, just assume what you will always choose to assume. It's pointless poop and I'm just making a fool of myself, I don't need to summarize something if it's gonna have the same reaction anyway.
Now you're resorting to personal attacks? YEAH THAT'S SMART
Quote from: JrDude 益 on June 03, 2011, 02:26:38 AM
No, I'm explaining what I'm saying as you guys don't see what I am saying and trying to make you people understand my view of the matter. I don't care what you people think of me, especially a dick who hates everyone who doesn't accept his little Friend request (text version). You told me you hate 99% of people who aren't your friend, and I don't care to be your friend so you will forever hate me and look for my flaws and point them out. Sure everyone points out my flaws and ignores my message, but you're reasoning is probably the stupidest.
Though it doesn't matter what I said now that I think about it a little more. Regardless of what people say, most people won't change their opinions on their beliefs. Though everyone shares a similar opinion on the weapons subject (the people that are posting anyway), you can't change the opinion of someone who believes the opposite. Someone with my opinion who is respected probably couldn't even change your minds.
If anything is tl;dr, just assume what you will always choose to assume. It's pointless poop and I'm just making a fool of myself, I don't need to summarize something if it's gonna have the same reaction anyway.
Say, JrDude, this isn't exactly the smartest thing to do. Personally attacking another user?
The reason we aren't seeing your side of it is, well...you were trolling at the same time in the end (yeah, GREAT way to get your message across...), and your argument was always the same, with the same holes. You were argumentative, not trying to debate.
Save yourself trouble-you're just digging yourself a hole. And we seriously need to get this thread back on track...or just simply lock it.
Quote from: Alisaihin on June 03, 2011, 05:51:07 AM
Say, JrDude, this isn't exactly the smartest thing to do. Personally attacking another user?
Since when am I smart?
I'm a stupid, ignorant troll, aren't I?
Quote from: JrDude 益 on June 03, 2011, 09:53:55 AM
Since when am I smart?
I'm a stupid, ignorant troll, aren't I?
That's the first step Jr. Acceptance.
Hmmm... didn't know that my topics can start a bit of a flame war... I like this power.
Let's stop bickering amongst ourselves, shall we?
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 03, 2011, 12:27:24 PM
Let's stop bickering amongst ourselves, shall we?
Only because you asked. <3
staying on topic, i know that most fruits with cirtrus acid can irritate ones' eyes and that most peppers can cause irritation once they've been broken and seeds exposed when rubbed into them, but any other spice and food with defensive capabilites i should know?
actual weapon wise, i have a airsoft in my room. putting things into a creative perspective, i also have air refresheners and matches lying around as well
My body is my weapon. Heck yeah, self-defense.
Seriously though, my mom showed me where her gun is. I keep a pointy, metal rod behind my door. Though unless someone's life is in immediate danger, I'd probably just comply and let the police handle it. Incidentally, I think I shall install a GPS on my PS3 somehow, thanks to this thread.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 01, 2011, 12:20:37 PM
Er, I guess my bass could be considered a weapon. It's quite solid.
[spoiler](http://cclonline.org/bloglcsw/uploaded_images/ElKabong-793115.jpg)
(http://images.wikia.com/kingdomhearts/images/2/27/Demyx_Days_Art.png)
(http://c552576.r76.cf2.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Dead-Rising-2-Guitar-1024x562.jpg)[/spoiler]
Well, I have my duty weapon, which is a 40cal S&W pistol ( here's a pic of one for the curious (http://72hoursurvival.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/120023_large.jpg)). I also have some O.C./ Pepper spray, which is a nasty little mixture and burns like hell. I'd actually be loathe to use the spray indoors; it burns like hell, sticks to everything, and is not water soluble.
And of course the odd assortment of kitchen knives and heavy things as well as my own training. But these are things I think most people have in one form or another.
Quote from: Riddler21 on June 04, 2011, 06:24:22 PM
[spoiler](http://cclonline.org/bloglcsw/uploaded_images/ElKabong-793115.jpg)
(http://images.wikia.com/kingdomhearts/images/2/27/Demyx_Days_Art.png)
(http://c552576.r76.cf2.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Dead-Rising-2-Guitar-1024x562.jpg)[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Ever watch
FLCL?
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pKkqrmdfvNs/TMcpeMbPmrI/AAAAAAAAABg/irKVd3Xw_Dg/s1600/FLCL___Haruko_by_annaesthetic.jpg)[/spoiler]
This is the only weapon I need: [spoiler](http://www.closecombattraining.com/picture_library/cct_package.jpg)[/spoiler]
But seriously, I don't really have any actual weapons; just replicas and toys. I do plan on owning a handgun when I'm older though, along with some knives. I also plan on getting some swords and stuff, but just for show, you know--to go with the suits of armor.
Well, I feel pretty defenseless now. There's not even a butterknife laying around here...