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'Twas the night before Christmas...

Started by Kilroy, December 24, 2009, 11:47:00 PM

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And all through the board...
Every user was stirring...
Even the camwhore
The threads were posted without a care
In hopes that the moderators would never be there
The users were laughing, high on caffeine
While visions of pornography played with their peen
The admins in their own board, and I in mine
Had just settled down for a long thread to whine
When out in another board arose such a troll
I quickly refreshed the index to see what could be the whole
Away to the board I clicked like a flash
Clicked right on the thread and awaited a bash
The troll in the board looking upon his newly made thread
Gave the feeling of rage to the users who read
What a wonder to my eyes was about to appear
'Twas a poll with eight simple choices, at the top they were near
With the topic creator, so active and in awe
I knew in a moment, it must be taw
More rapid than eagles the idiots came
And taw laughed, calling them by name
"Now anus! Now face! I am better than!!
On robert, on bobby, on fairy butthole!
To the top of the thread! Vote on them all!
Now report away! Report away! Report away all!"
As dead replies that came before the wild poopstorm ahead
When they met with an obstacle, mount to the thread
With his head full of retorts, Sir taw, that is true
And then in a twinkling, I saw come on in
The screaming and kicking of each idiot falling in
As I drew in a sigh, and was looking around
Down the thread Sir taw came with a bound
He was dressed in Peruvian import, from his head to his foot
And his clothes were tarnished with flames and the like(-oot)
A bundle of replies he flung over his back
And he looked just like a peddler opening his pack
His replies, how the shone! His smile, how merry!
His spelling like sheet, his replies were grammatically scary!
His sweet little words tied together like a ripped-up bow
And the text was colored as white as snow
The stump of an infraction held tight in his teeth
He had broad ideas that were a tad bit wacky
They shook like a bowlful of jelly!
He was trolling away, a right jolly old man
And I laughed when I read the replies, in spite of popular demand
A wink of an eye and a refresh of his thread
Soon gave me to know there was nothing to dread
He PMed me not a word, but went along with his work
He quoted all the successfully trolled people, then got repped with a jerk
Laying a finger on the side of his mouse
And giving a click, the thread quickly rose
He sprang from his chair, but had one more reply to go
And they all sprang back, ready to know
I saw the reply, as he went with a ban
"you are anusface, but i am better than!!"

Have a merry Christmas, NSF.
1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
"yes you are anusface, but i am better than!!" - taw, steam forums
 FOR NSF MASCOT

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