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JMV · April 03, 2011, 01:23:51 PM

Oh wait I haven't been admin in over 3 years. ;_____;

Anyhow since I've only posted like 4 times since 2009 I'm sure you've all missed the awesome details of my last year and a half!
It is filled with employment, money, criminal charges, arraignment, more money, and love!

It all began in January 2010 (since that is when years begin if you're not Chinese or Cambodian) when I received a cellular phone call from what soon became my boss. Shortly after I started my new job but I had yet to receive my pay. I then was driving home one evening when I encountered the police who cited me for 3 misdemeanors which I was later arraigned on.

I am so awesome at life that all 3 criminal charges were dropped because that's how I roll. Then I got promoted to supervisor and also started a second job. Then I met my lady who I <3 :3

And I am on the verge of another promotion.

I HAVE YET TO RETRIEVE MY CROWN AS ADMIN OF THIS SITE

also why the intercourse am i still watched >:[

… · April 03, 2011, 01:34:53 PM

Somehow, I think I missed hearing about the misdemeanors

JMV · April 03, 2011, 01:39:00 PM

Quote from: Live In Stereo on April 03, 2011, 01:34:53 PM
Somehow, I think I missed hearing about the misdemeanors

Assholes counted a stop sign violation as a misdemeanor ragebot;

Geno · April 03, 2011, 02:19:37 PM

Also, JMV is getting married <3

Macawmoses · April 03, 2011, 02:50:13 PM

Actually we considered JMV to be the head of NSF in our absence (ie. when we're working on other sites) but figured he'd be too busy.

Silverhawk79 · April 03, 2011, 03:09:26 PM

Quote from: JMV on April 03, 2011, 01:39:00 PM

Assholes counted a stop sign violation as a misdemeanor ragebot;

Uninsured AND unregistered?
gj man

FruitFlow · April 03, 2011, 03:14:00 PM

Quote from: Silvercrow79 on April 03, 2011, 03:09:26 PM
Uninsured AND unregistered?
gj man

Ouch

Bronsen · April 03, 2011, 05:18:25 PM

Quote from: JMV on April 03, 2011, 01:39:00 PMAssholes counted a stop sign violation as a misdemeanor ragebot;

Did you run over the stop sign while you were blowing through it? Did you back up over it to run over it some more? I could see that being a misdemeanor.

JMV · April 03, 2011, 05:24:46 PM

Actually, the only one of those offenses I swear I wasn't guilty of was the failure to yield. It is a 4 way stop and there is always a cop waiting so I make sure I stop and wait before continuing.

I did pistol whip the stop sign after chugging a 40 with the other gangsters though.

JMV · April 03, 2011, 05:25:57 PM

Quote from: Silvercrow79 on April 03, 2011, 03:09:26 PM
Uninsured AND unregistered?
gj man

Auto insurance in Massachusetts is compulsory so if you have no insurance your registration gets revoked.

Syncopathic · April 03, 2011, 05:31:17 PM

omg jmv i missed u

JMV · April 03, 2011, 05:33:29 PM

Hi Syncy Sync.

Bronsen · April 03, 2011, 06:06:58 PM

Quote from: JMV on April 03, 2011, 05:24:46 PMI did pistol whip the stop sign after chugging a 40 with the other gangsters though.

Yeah, but that's not a misdemeanor. It's just gangsta.

Silverhawk79 · April 03, 2011, 07:57:49 PM

Quote from: JMV on April 03, 2011, 05:24:46 PM
Actually, the only one of those offenses I swear I wasn't guilty of was the failure to yield. It is a 4 way stop and there is always a cop waiting so I make sure I stop and wait before continuing.

I did pistol whip the stop sign after chugging a 40 with the other gangsters though.

And you didn't steal the stop sign? Poser.

… · April 03, 2011, 08:32:46 PM

Quote from: JMV on April 03, 2011, 01:39:00 PM

Assholes counted a stop sign violation as a misdemeanor ragebot;

oh well that sucks

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