your best joke?

[Zovistograt]

Hey, what do you get when you try to bond two hafnium ions together?
[spoiler]Holmium[/spoiler]

[sonicdude164]

Ok, theres a plane going at 2000 mph, at an altitude of over 9000!!!!!!
Anyways, the pilot jumps out of the plane, under those conditions, lands on hard ground, and lives. How?
[spoiler]Because he's Chuck Norris![/spoiler]

[LightShock]

A plane is flying and suddenly crashes on the border of Mexico and California. where do they bury the survivors?
[spoiler]you don't need to bury the survivors[/spoiler]

yeah thats all i could think of atm :P

[Mystic]

A plane is flying and suddenly crashes on the border of Mexico and California. where do they bury the survivors?
[spoiler]you don't need to bury the survivors[/spoiler]

yeah thats all i could think of atm :P

That's a riddle -_-

[Tupin]

A plane is flying and suddenly crashes on the border of Mexico and California. where do they bury the survivors?
[spoiler]you don't need to bury the survivors[/spoiler]

yeah thats all i could think of atm :P

That's a riddle -_-

Someone post a limerick.

[LightShock]

A plane is flying and suddenly crashes on the border of Mexico and California. where do they bury the survivors?
[spoiler]you don't need to bury the survivors[/spoiler]

yeah thats all i could think of atm :P

That's a riddle -_-

well, they both make you laugh right? :-\

[Mystic]

A plane is flying and suddenly crashes on the border of Mexico and California. where do they bury the survivors?
[spoiler]you don't need to bury the survivors[/spoiler]

yeah thats all i could think of atm :P

That's a riddle -_-

Someone post a limerick.

I am very awesomely happy
Even though life is crappy
I got me Super Mario Galaxy
For my Nintendo Wii
And now, I'm super duper happy

[Dawei]

An Irish man walks out of a pub.

(New Joke) A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving?
[spoiler]The cops![/spoiler]

[Mystic]

An Irish man walks out of a pub.

(New Joke) A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving?
[spoiler]The cops![/spoiler]

I ought to punch you in the face.

What do you call 2 Mexicans playing Basketball?
[spoiler]Juan on Juan[/spoiler]

[Dawei]

An Irish man walks out of a pub.

(New Joke) A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving?
[spoiler]The cops![/spoiler]

I ought to punch you in the face.

What do you call 2 Mexicans playing Basketball?
[spoiler]Juan on Juan[/spoiler]

not racist enough

[Sabby]

if jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him. :D

[Sabby]

if jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him. :D

One morning a man comes into the church on crutches.

He stops in front of the holy water and splashes
some of it on both of his legs, then throws away his crutches.

An altar boy witnessed the scene and runs into the rectory to tell
the priest what he'd just seen. Without batting an eye, the priest
says, "Son, you've just witnessed a miracle. Tell me, where is this man?"

"Flat on his ass, Father, over by the holy water."

[OmegaPapyrus]

Why are black people so good at basketball?
[spoiler]Because they can steal, shoot, and run.[/spoiler]

[Riosan]

So a physics professor and his assistant were working on a liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ion, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, Professor, what if the salacidic acids don't accept the hydroxyl ion?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion, THAT'S MY WIFE!"

[OmegaPapyrus]

You want to hear a joke?

[spoiler]Women's rights!!!![/spoiler]