your best joke?

[yes.derek]

You want to hear a joke?

[spoiler]Women's rights!!!![/spoiler]

<sup>:D

I lol'd</sup>

[Kaz]

So a physics professor and his assistant were working on a liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ion, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, Professor, what if the salacidic acids don't accept the hydroxyl ion?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion, THAT'S MY WIFE!"

[Mario64]

My joke might sux so I'm using a spoiler.[spoiler]Q:How do a blond turn the light on after sex A:Opens the car door [/spoiler]

[Mystic]

You want to hear a joke?

[spoiler]Women's rights!!!![/spoiler]

Win.

[phatyo]

My joke might sux so I'm using a spoiler.[spoiler]Q:How do a blond turn the light on after sex A:Opens the car door [/spoiler]

its ok.

[Friendly Hostile]

You all either have poopty humor or lack originality.

[Super]

I never tell jokes. Usually my humor is hidden in sarcasm.

[Shujinco2]

Why do blond women have bruses on thier bellybuttons?

Cause blond men aren't that smart either!

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

What's the differance between a blond and a brick?

You lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for 3 weeks!

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

A cop, a priest, a rabbi, a clown and a lawyer walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them and says, "What, is this some sort of joke?"

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

That's all I have.

[Kaz]

You all either have poopty humor or lack originality.

[Custom]

There were three brothers named Foot, Foot-Foot, and Foot-Foot-Foot
One day Foot got sick
So Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot took him to the hospital.
The doctor said to Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot "Foot is going to die"
So Foot died
Then a week later Foot-Foot got sick
So Foot-Foot-Foot tok him to the hospital.
The doctor said to Foot-Foot-Foot "Foot-Foot is going to die"
Then Foot-Foot-Foot said "Oh no! We already have one Foot in the grave!"

I'm so hilarious.

Yeah... I laughed.. but because of all the foots in there >__>

[Psycho_Ivan]

I AM NOT HERE TO ENTERTAIN YOU, YOU BLASTED FOOLS!! >:(

/sarcasm

[Java]

[spoiler]
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!  :D[/spoiler]

Lawlz I'm hilarious

[extraz]

Ok so there is this guy with a monkey and he walks into the bar and orders a beer and starts chatting with the bartender and the monkey goes off and starts eating peanuts and olives behind the bar. A few hours later the bartender sees the monkey on the pool table and miraculously the monkey swallows the cue ball whole.

The bartender just ignores it and eventually the guy takes the monkey and leaves.

The next day the same guy with the same monkey comes back, and he does the same thing, he goes to the bar gets a beer, but this time the monkey is just staring at the nuts and olives.

About 15 minutes later the bartender notices that the monkey shoved an olive up its ass, took it out and ate it.

The bartender says: "Dude, your chimp just shoved an olive up its ass!"

The guy replied: "Oh, Chimpy and I have come to an agreement that from now on he'll make sure that whatever he eats will fit out."

[Qsmash]

Why are black people so good at basketball?
[spoiler]Because they can steal, shoot, and run.[/spoiler]

P.S. :)












I gonna kill you!  :robotangry:

[Shujinco2]

Why are black people so good at basketball?
[spoiler]Because they can steal, shoot, and run.[/spoiler]

P.S. :)












I gonna kill you!  :robotangry:

Yeah, I think I am too.
*Grabs BFG9000*

I'm goin to go Doom on your butt now!