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Welcome to Animal Crossing: Peculiar Planet! This is my new adventure, based on the adventure of Kilroy (heehee I'm so original), in the town of Nowhere. This will operate like Adventures with Gregg Casey did, where I draw commands that I feel will pertain to the story at hand.
I'm going to get started like everyone does in Animal Crossing.
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"hai i'm rover teh sooper kawaii cat ^_^" The cat introduces himself. "so ur movin to nowhere?"
>YES
"oh tahts pretty cool"
>TALK CORRECTLY
"Sorry about that, I must have had the unitelligencer on or something. Anyway, I didn't get a chance to ask you your name."
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"Kilroy? That's a pretty cute name."
>I'M A GUY YOU DIPSHIT
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You've never seen someone look so repulsed in your entire life.
"Yar, we be gettin' off at nowhere purdy soon..." The Kap'n says. Thank God, that conversation ended awkwardly.
As you are about to get off the bus, the Kap'n says "Yar, me bucko, take this map if yer new here, yeh might want to go to the Town Hall before anything, too."
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Now that you've got the map, where do you want to go?
Also, don't judge me on my use of old pictures D:
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Go Home first.
Go to Doodle's house. That name just screams awesome. :P
Quote from: mackormoses on January 01, 2009, 11:32:24 PM
Go Home first.
You feel that you should go home first, but you realize that you haven't even gone to the town hall to ask about the town!
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The "You Are Here" indicator is now your head.
You head into the Town Hall.
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"Hello, I'm new here in town." You say to the pelican at the desk.
"Oh, you must be KILROY! Hi and welcome to Nowhere! I'm Pelly, and I work here from 7 A.M. to 8 P.M.! The Town Hall is open 24 hours a day, so if you need anything, just come here and ask!"
"But, if you work here from 7 to 8, then who ru-"
You suddenly realize something odd about Pelly.
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Her head is floating exactly one pixel up from her body. Strange.
"You need a house, right? You better go talk to Mr. Nook, he'll help you out!"
"But, who ru-"
"Good day, sir!"
"Ma'am, who run-"
"I said,
Good day, sir!"
A little freaked out, you leave the Town Hall.
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Tom Nook is already there. Creepy.
"Hello, KILROY! I'm Tom Nook, and I'm going to sell you your house? You have money, right? The house will cost 19,000 Bells!"
Bells? You only have dollars.
"Um, Mr. Nook-"
"Please, call me Tom!"
"Alright... Um, Tom, I've only got dollars..."
"Oh, let me see those!"
You give him all your money.
"What are you talking about? These are bells! See?"
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Odd. You were quite sure you had American Dollars, not Nowharian Bells.
"Well, anyway, your new house is where it says "House" on your map! Well, go, shoo, you can meet the neighbors later!
Before Nook runs off, you notice something odd, once again.
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His head is one pixel above his body too! What's going on here?
Anyway, what do you do?
Head to Doodle's.
Go home.
Kill Nook. That way you don't have to pay.
Kill Nook...
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Alright, here's the intercourse ing deal with Nook.
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You see this guy? Yeah, that's Nook. Thomas D. R. Nook. He owns the general store in Nowhere. He sells things to you, he buys things from you for a reasonable price. He also sold you your own home. Your own intercourse ing house. You'd be living out in the intercourse ing cold without this intercourse ing amazing raccoon.
Do you intercourse ing understand that?
I don't think you do.
You see, Nook is the only way that you can stimulate the economy in Nowhere. There's no other imports or exports. Nowhere is like it's own intercourse ing island. You didn't take a BUS to Nowhere.
You intercourse ing took a TIME TRAVELING HUNK OF KRYPTONITE.
That's right, you flew to Nowhere, which is far in the future, in a intercourse ing huge piece of Kryptonite.
Without Nook, you would have lived at home, in your retarded little apartment, with your mom (who Tom Nook is now intercourse ing, by the way), and browsed /b/ all day.
All. Fucking. Day.
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Do you intercourse ing see that? That's you. For the rest of your intercourse ing life. You would have sat home, all intercourse ing day, on a 1980's IBM, browsing /b/. How the intercourse does that make you feel, you inconsiderate whore?
Tom Nook brought the TIME TRAVELING PIECE OF KRYPTONITE to YOU, because he intercourse ing felt SORRY FOR YOU, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT.
You would have NEVER MADE IT ANYWHERE IN LIFE.
EVER.
Without Tom Nook. Tom Nook is the most amazing person in this intercourse ing Universe. Better than anyone you can intercourse ing name.
What about Vaatix?
I was intercourse ing kidding. :|
Quote from: Spam on January 02, 2009, 07:59:21 PM
What about Vaatix?
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OH FU-
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Ok, that was a joke. I'll get to the normal story next post.
Go home already.
Go see your new neighbor Java_Java.
Go home.
Meet Doodle. >:(
I'm alive, sorry DX
Quote from: DOODLEboy99 on January 02, 2009, 05:00:28 PM
Head to Doodle's.
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Your head regenerates due to how awesome you are.
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Your head goes to Doodle's, you go home.
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Wow, this is a really poopty house. Might as well see what's inside.
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Suddenly, a pitfall comes out of nowhere.
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You have no idea where it could possibly lead. (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=29198.msg426118#msg426118)
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You arrive at Doodle's. You seem to have grown a body on your flight there.
"Hi, I'm Doodle, nert. Sup, nert?"
"Uh, nothing much. I'm Kilroy. I'm new here."
"I can tell, I've never seen you here, nert!"
You notice something.
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What is wrong with these people? Does ANYONE have a normal head?
"What's wrong, nert?"
How do you respond?
walk away
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tak
Tell him he rocks, and ask him about his head.
SYNTAX ERROR
SPEECH COMMAND REQUIRES: Proper Sentence, and specifics about how you say it (nice, mean, etc.)
You choose the option that says talk, and then let him talk about some random thing, just like in the game.
I'm also curios as to the townsfolk' personalities. In the AC games there were like 4 personalities for each gender. Males were usually food, athletics, lazy,or something else that avoids me right now. But being a Peculiar Planet, I'm sure they will have peculiar personalities.
Say "Why do you call me nert, nert?" And say it like you're making fun of him.
Quote from: Marth Xero on January 04, 2009, 06:45:49 PM
You choose the option that says talk, and then let him talk about some random thing, just like in the game.
Not in this D:
Quote from: Marth Xero on January 04, 2009, 06:45:49 PM
I'm also curios as to the townsfolk' personalities. In the AC games there were like 4 personalities for each gender. Males were usually food, athletics, lazy,or something else that avoids me right now. But being a Peculiar Planet, I'm sure they will have peculiar personalities.
No predefined personalities, either.
Quote from: Marth Xero on January 04, 2009, 06:45:49 PM
Say "Why do you call me nert, nert?" And say it like you're making fun of him.
"ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY DISORDER!?!?!? I'LL FUCK YOU UP, YOU INCONSIDERATE SON OF A BITCH, NERT."
You back off, the conversation ends. You can't seem to talk to people in town properly, can you?
Hey Doodle! We should be BFFs and you should totally give me your picture, nert! ^_____^
Doodle, just bend over like this, and-
Go to Nook's Shop.
Quote from: Java_Java on January 04, 2009, 08:10:14 PM
Hey Doodle! We should be BFFs and you should totally give me your picture, nert! ^_____^
I tried to do my best to talk to Doodle. :(
Angrily demand your collection of scat porn back.
Write a letter to Doodle, with "nert" written all over it.
Send him some "nert" as a present. :O
UPDATE THIS ALREADY >:(
Update soon?
I assure you all, this will be updated. This and Adventures with Gregg Casey have been put on temporary hold.
When the snow melts, you will all be glad.
Quote this post if you want an update.
Update soon, or I'll...I'll...
....whine like a spoiled [Insert name here].
What happened to this and AWGC?