THE AUTHOR OF THE MANLIEST PAGE ON THE INTERNET RETURNS

[SkyMyl]

What an Idiot.
*wipes ears from all the yelling from the thread*

But seriously, just looking at a girl and getting her pregnant takes all the fun out of baby making.

ACTUALLY PENETRATING ANY WOMAN WOULD KILL HER, WITH THE MANLINESS ATTAINED FROM THIS VERY TOPIC. IN FACT, IT MAY DESTROY HER VERY SOUL.

[StarWindWizard7]

:P

Hmm... your aviator doesn't seem very "manly"........ it's rather adorable.

[THEBIRD]

ACTUALLY PENETRATING ANY WOMAN WOULD KILL HER, WITH THE MANLINESS ATTAINED FROM THIS VERY TOPIC. IN FACT, IT MAY DESTROY HER VERY SOUL.

AND BEING THE MANLY MAN MAN THAT I AM I NOW HAVE A WAY TO KILL FRO NEXT TIME SHE ANNOYS ME.

AND BEING THE MANLY MAN MAN THAT I AM, I HAVE TO GET A NEW GIRLFRIEND EVERY FIFTEEN SECONDS BECAUSE THEY CONSTANTLY DROP DEAD FROM MY MANLINESS. THEY CAN'T RESIST ME AND YET IF THEY COME WITHIN A TWO FOOT RADIUS THEY WILL DIE. ALSO MY DICK GOES IN THROUGH THE VAGINA AND COMES OUT OF THEIR RECTUM. THAT'S HOW MANLY I AM. AND I CAN FIT A DOZEN GIRLS ON IT AT ONE TIME. I CALL IT THE "BIRDIE SHISH KABOB".

[The Riddler]

>Wotter
>Manly

[SkyMyl]

THAT PUSSY OTTER ISN'T FITTING TO BE FILED UNDER THE WORD MANLY. IF YOU WANT SPECIFICS, THEN A GODDAMN BLASTOISE IS MORE FITTING THAN THAT PUSSY CUDDLE MUFFIN.

[Rayquarian]

>Wotter
>Manly

Smug words coming from a Pignite/Pumburn/whatever you are.

[The Riddler]

Smug words coming from a Pignite/Pumburn/whatever you are.

Hakuna Matata, brah.

[Shujinco2]

Smug words coming from a Pignite/Pumburn/whatever you are.

That's my intercourse ing job. >:[

[JrDude]

I FEEL LIKE MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH A WOMAN WILL MAKE HER ORGASM WHILE MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH A MAN WILL MAKE HIM AND ME EVEN MANLIER BY EYE FIGHTING. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING ANYMORE, I'M NOT SURE IF THESE WORDS EVEN MAKE SENSE TOGETHER

[Shujinco2]

I FEEL LIKE MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH A WOMAN WILL MAKE HER ORGASM WHILE MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH A MAN WILL MAKE HIM AND ME EVEN MANLIER BY EYE FIGHTING. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING ANYMORE, I'M NOT SURE IF THESE WORDS EVEN MAKE SENSE TOGETHER

THEY DON'T, BUT WHO WILL FIGHT YOU ON IT? YOU'RE TOO FUCKING MANLY!

[arachnid]

HOLY SHIT, I JUST HIT SECOND PUBERTY!!!!!

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