News:

<+Ice> i have a dildo factory line run by old women in my garage

Main Menu

So, suppose Nintendo...

Started by Silverhawk79, June 27, 2010, 04:55:50 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.

Silverhawk79

...created a theme park? What would your ideal area(s) be like?
Personally, I'd jizz my pants if there was a Pokemon area where you could "catch" Pokemon.
Also, Metroid area where there's a shooting gallery to shoot...stuff.
As for food, I'd eat Falcon Lunch so fast, you don't even know.

Macawmoses

The first thing that came to mind, even though it is Level 5 (but published by Nintendo) would be a booth or three where you do some of the Prof Layton puzzles in a time limit. It'd be pretty fun.

Silverhawk79

OH I GOT AN IDEA
WHAT IF THEY MADE A POKEMON SNAP RIDE?!
AND AND AND YOU COULD PRINT STICKERS
OH MY GOD I'M A GENIUS

SkyMyl

F-ZERO ROLLER COASTER

HOLY SHIT THAT WOULD BE SO FUCKING AMAZING IT WOULD BE THE GREATEST ROLLER COASTER EVER

Thirdkoopa

OH MAN GUYS HOW ABOUT A MOTHER ONE WHERE YOU'RE ON A SATURN TABLE BEST ROLLER COASTER OR 3D RIDE OR WHATEVER EVER.
[21:11] <mackormoses> let's take a look at today's stats
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> stats today are high
[21:11] <mackormoses> holy intercourse ing poop
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> you adding all these standards
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> is really pushing us [/quote]
Quote from: JrDude φ on May 31, 2010, 08:32:13 PM
3 of my friends smoke weed. Why? Well I asked one time, and this is what they said: "Because I can blow out smoke and it makes me feel like a intercourse ing dragon"

Silverhawk79

STAR FOX SHOOTAN GAME?
AND YOU CAN BUY A STAR FOX HAT WITH FOX EARS ON IT AND THEN ALL THE WANNABE FURRIES WILL BE LIKE "LOL LOOK I'M FOX XD ^_^"
okay that might be dumb

SkyMyl

Quote from: Thirdkoopa on June 27, 2010, 05:15:35 PM
OH MAN GUYS HOW ABOUT A MOTHER ONE WHERE YOU'RE ON A SATURN TABLE BEST ROLLER COASTER OR 3D RIDE OR WHATEVER EVER.
SURE, BUT THE RIDE IS ONLY IN NINTENDO THEME PARK JAPAN.

Macawmoses

They'd also have to have an arcade filled with things gamers from any region couldn't get their hands on. How about showcasing the arcade mario karts, or, I don't know, Earthbound.

Thirdkoopa

Quote from: SkyMyl on June 27, 2010, 05:25:47 PM
SURE, BUT THE RIDE IS ONLY IN NINTENDO THEME PARK JAPAN.
BUT WHAT IF YOU PIRATE IT?
IT HAS TO WORK NOW.
[21:11] <mackormoses> let's take a look at today's stats
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> stats today are high
[21:11] <mackormoses> holy intercourse ing poop
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> you adding all these standards
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> is really pushing us [/quote]
Quote from: JrDude φ on May 31, 2010, 08:32:13 PM
3 of my friends smoke weed. Why? Well I asked one time, and this is what they said: "Because I can blow out smoke and it makes me feel like a intercourse ing dragon"

Silverhawk79

Naturally, they'd have 3DS demos and such.

SkyMyl

How about Mario Kart Racing?

IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

Thirdkoopa

#11
Quote from: SkyMyl on June 27, 2010, 05:32:23 PM
How about Mario Kart Racing?

IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
MARIO KART GO-KARTING

ITS A ME MARIO SO LETS A GO, BITCH
[21:11] <mackormoses> let's take a look at today's stats
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> stats today are high
[21:11] <mackormoses> holy intercourse ing poop
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> you adding all these standards
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> is really pushing us [/quote]
Quote from: JrDude φ on May 31, 2010, 08:32:13 PM
3 of my friends smoke weed. Why? Well I asked one time, and this is what they said: "Because I can blow out smoke and it makes me feel like a intercourse ing dragon"

Macawmoses

That'd be badass. I'd also like to see a diddy kong bumper boats thing. That could be fun.

Silverhawk79

Oh my god.
OH MY GOD.
Animal Crossing area.

The Riddler