The Thunderhero Interview Show Audition Thread!

[thunderhero4]

both were very good interviews but just barely HYRULESEAS wins the contest! Congrats!

Next contest starts now and ends Wednesday at midnight

Contest theme: Sakurai

This is a fun person to do an interview on, good luck contestants! ;)

[Triforce_Luigi]

Contest Entry 3

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Dave: Hi! Today, we're interviewing Sakurai!!! :O *gets sniped*

Sakurai: MWAHAHAHAH! HI I'M TOAD!!! >:D

Dave: That was T_L clone 3459872496724065740567456.

HYRULESEAS: Also, I had "HI I'M TOAD" copyrighted. You can't say it without paying me. Pay or I'll call my lawyer.

Sakurai: NEVAH!

HYRULESEAS: *takes out cellphone and calls lawyer* *talks for two minutes and hangs up* Yeah. You owe me OVER 9000 DOLLAHZ!!!

Sakurai: CURSES!!!

Dave: Anyway.... First question, will you have anything to do with Brawl? *gets sniped* That was clone 498570974507.

Sakurai: I make the game, you idiot.

Dave: Oh yeah...

Sakurai: And I'm going to be the last and strongest character. We took out Sonic and replaced him with me.

Brandon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *gets sniped by Sakurai*

Sakurai: Poor fool...

Brandon: But soft, but yonder window breaks. It is the East, and Juliet is the sun... *dies*

Sakurai: O_O

Dave: ... What was that?

Chris: It was obviously a quote from Romeo and Juliet, by William Shakespeare. Also, 2+2=4!!!

Dave: Since when could you do addition?! And since when did you get intelligent?! >:(

Chris: I do not know. I merely suggest that you see a therapist for your paranoid reasonings and superfluous questions...

Dave:... Well screw you...

Chris: Touche.

Sakurai: Could I interrupt?

Chris and Dave: NO!!! >:(

Sakurai: Yes sirs. :(

Chris: Touche.

Dave: GAH!!!

HYRULESEAS: HI I'M TOAD!!! STITCH WANT BANANA! STITCH NO KOALA!!! *snipes Sakurai*

Dave: Hey, there's numbers on his forehead! *reads* Sakurai Clone 4587594769476. INteresting.

Chris: Touche.

HYRULESEAS: Stitch want banana!

*the real Sakurai appears*

Sakurai: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

HYRULESEAS: .....

Chris: .....

Dave: .....

Brandon: *is still dead*

Sakurai: ......

Dave: So... Erm... Next question, I guess... Who will be the Animal Crossing rep?

Sakurai: Well, it's- *a truck with a loud engine passes*

Dave: Ah... Interesting.

Chris: I knew it...

Dave: You know nothing.

Chris: Touche.

Brandon: Can I interrupt?

Dave: No!

Chris: Shut up!

HYYRULESEAS: Stitch want banana!!!

Sakurai: Stay dead! *stabs Brandon*

Triforceman22: Hey! What did he do?!

Sakurai: He existed! >:(

Triforceman22: Aren't you existing?

Sakurai: ... Erm... You're right! *commits suicide*

Brandon: Weird.

Dave: Aren't you supposed to be dead?

Brandon: Well... Yes... I'M A ZOMBIE!!!

Chris: The term "zombie" comes from the African zombi. The African term referred to the spell cast by a shaman to turn any human being into a mindless, seemingly undead slave.

Dave: ... What?

Brandon: When did he get smart?

Chris: Shut up, Carpet. You're not smart, either!

Dave: Immature...

Chris and Carpet: Shut up!

Dave: Vector's behind you.

Brandon: *turns around* Where? There's nothing here! *gets hit in the head by a crowbar*

Mighty: *standing over Brandon with a crowbar* HA! Does that mean I can be the new bodyguard?

Dave: Yes. Now get Chris.

Mighty: Yes, sir! *hits Chris with crowbar*

Chris and Brandon: X_x

Dave: Good work.

Sakurai: IGNORANT FOOLS! YOUR DESTRUCTION SHALL BE THE MUSTARD OF DOOM IN THE SANDWICH THAT IS MY EVIL PLAN!!!

Dave: Didn't you get sniped by HYRULESEAS?

Sakurai: Robots don't die!

Dave: So you're a robot?

Sakurai: NO! *pulls off his face*

Dave, Mighty, Triforceman22: Charmy!

Charmy: What?! *pulls off face*

Brandon: *wakes up* VECTOR?!

Vector: *pulls off face*

Chris: *wakes up* ... Who are you?

Brandon: I think it's...

Triforceman22: RIDLEY FROM NSF!!!

Ridley: ... *pulls off face*

Dave: Who are you?

???: I AM FURY!

Dave: You sound really familiar...

???: I AM FAWFUL!

Dave: ... Who?

Fawful: >_>

Chris: Aren't you that guy I met in the grocery store?

*flashback*

Chris: *sees Bowser* HI!

Bowser: I AM FURY!

Fawful: That's my line... :(

*end flashback*

Chris: I hate flashbacks...

Fawful: ... I hate you all. *flies away and goes emo.*

Dave: ... Just end the show...

Brandon: Who's the announcer?

Dave: We got a new one. Marine the Raccoon.

Marine: That's just ripper, mates! This show has been brought to you by clones: Aren't they just great? *gets sniped*

Dave: Sigh. Another announcer gone...

Marine: That was Marine Clone 495846574267485689283745894!

Porky Pig: That's All Folks! *gets sniped*

HYRULESEAS: Heh. I really hope that wasn't a clone...

Dave: No. It wasn't. Porky's dead!!! >:D

All: Cheers! *drink champagne.*

[thunderhero4]

..........XDDDDD

im sory but that was HILARIOUS!! :D

Good luck to all the guys trying to beat that... ;)

Added!

[thunderhero4]

wednesday is coming up...be ready with an interview... ;)

[DededeCloneChris]

I'm afraid the season 5 will be the last. This will be the last season got it?

[thunderhero4]

I'm afraid the season 5 will be the last. This will be the last season got it?

I already told you, that was season 1! You have no control over the show now... its doing so good that I might actually be able to make it to season 10! And it gets better with each series! :O

[DededeCloneChris]

I'm afraid the season 5 will be the last. This will be the last season got it?

I already told you, that was season 1! You have no control over the show now... its doing so good that I might actually be able to make it to season 10! And it gets better with each series! :O

Oh well, I wanted to end this when you got Brawl, but since you refuse, I'll be unlocking more characters than you.

[thunderhero4]

I'm afraid the season 5 will be the last. This will be the last season got it?

I already told you, that was season 1! You have no control over the show now... its doing so good that I might actually be able to make it to season 10! And it gets better with each series! :O

Oh well, I wanted to end this when you got Brawl, but since you refuse, I'll be unlocking more characters than you.

lol, like all the posters on this board, I will be gone until I get all the unlockable characters...Java actually told us that he wont be operating his smash board posters list until hes done too! :O

[DededeCloneChris]

I'm afraid the season 5 will be the last. This will be the last season got it?

I already told you, that was season 1! You have no control over the show now... its doing so good that I might actually be able to make it to season 10! And it gets better with each series! :O

Oh well, I wanted to end this when you got Brawl, but since you refuse, I'll be unlocking more characters than you.

lol, like all the posters on this board, I will be gone until I get all the unlockable characters...Java actually told us that he wont be operating his smash board posters list until hes done too! :O

Enjoy being alone.

[thunderhero4]

I'm afraid the season 5 will be the last. This will be the last season got it?

I already told you, that was season 1! You have no control over the show now... its doing so good that I might actually be able to make it to season 10! And it gets better with each series! :O

Oh well, I wanted to end this when you got Brawl, but since you refuse, I'll be unlocking more characters than you.

lol, like all the posters on this board, I will be gone until I get all the unlockable characters...Java actually told us that he wont be operating his smash board posters list until hes done too! :O

Enjoy being alone.

Lulz, were having a big party with a bunch of our freinds to play brawl and have a good time on its release...they chose me since none of them have wiis :D

[HYRULESEAS]

i'm not going to try this time....... anyway heres something I just thought of that could ount as an entry.......

HYRULE: *sees Sakurai* i have you now >:D
*realizes sniper rifle is out of bullets* oh no out of bullets. :(
*bugs bunny appears out of hole in ground*
HYRULE: WHAT THE?
Bugs: out of bullets? thats a shame....
*i look into barrel of sniper and then aims at Sakurai* hmmmmm *fire gun at Sakurai*
HYRULE: hmmm 1 bullet left.
Bugs: 1 bullet left? hey delay boy there was 1 bulletle left.
Sakurai colne: yes i know... *sakurai clone dies*
HYRULE: this was brought to you saftey locks... this couldn't have worked with em at  all..... ;D

[thunderhero4]

That was pretty funny ;D

Ill add it if you want but Dave hit it out of the park with his...

[Triforce_Luigi]

Thanks. :-)

[Shujinco2]

Contest Entrant #3 (Didn't do the last one :P )


Shujinco: Hello kidz!

Kidz: Helo shujinco!

Shujinco: Today, we have SAKURAI! ;D And not a clone, THE REAL THING!

Sakurai: Hello thier peoplez!

Kidz: Hello Sakurai!

Shujinco: Alright, lets get INTERVIEWING! First question, as the father of nintendo's most famous series, next to a couple, what powers do you have?

He-man (Sakurai): Well, I have a few.

Shujinco: 0_o... Your not he-man!

He-man (Sakurai): Exactly! ;)

Jinco (Shujinco): OH, cool! Hey, wait, YOU SHORTENED MY NAME! >:(

Fairy (Sakurai): Yeah, I know, I can do that too!

Shu (Shujinco): Wait, now your a feary?

Fairy (Sakurai): No, I'm a Fairy, not Feary.

Vector (Shujinco): YOU JUST CHANGED MY NAME AGAIN!

Talking group of fish (Kidz): Ooo, Shujinco keeps changing!

Sakurai clone (Sakurai): HAha, fishies! ;D

Dead guy (Shujinco): STOP CHANGING MY AUDIANCE! >:(

Talking group of fishes (Kidz): BUT WE LIKE BEING FISHES! >:(

Random Doodle (Sakurai): Yes, fishies are awesome!

HYRULESEAS (Shujinco): Oh no, you changed me into HIM! STOP CHANGING ME! >:(

Random Doodle (Sakurai): Whatever you say!

HYRULESEAS (Shujinco): Wait, CHANGE ME BACK TO NORMAL! >:( I don't wanna be him anymore!

HYRULESEAS (Sakurai): But you said not too!

HYRULESEAS (Shujinco): Look, we ALL get the point that you ar like the god of everything, NOW CHANGE ME BACK! >:(

Shujinco (Sakurai): But, I wanna be the host now. :P

Random pile of poop (Shujinco): NEVAH! >:(

Shujinco (Sakurai): Anti-poop bots! ATTACK THAT RANDOM PILE OF POOP!

Random pile of poop (Shujinco): But, I'M THE REAL SHUJINCO!

Shujinco (Sakurai): No your not! Talking fishies, who is the real Shujinco?

Talking group of fishies (KIDZ): *Points to Sakurai*

Random pile of poop (Shujinco): But...I am not the real Shujinco... :-X...I DIDN'T SAY THAT!

Shujinco (Sakurai): You heard him! Anti-poop bots, ATTACK!

Anti-Poop Bots: Yes, our fleshy organic overlord!  :robotindifferent:

Random pile of poop (Shujinco): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Shujinco (Sakurai): Alright, time to end the show! ;) This interview has been brought to you by Sakurai, whom is not me. *Shifty eyes* Because I, I mean HE, is lord of EVERYTHING! >:D

[thunderhero4]

Wow...that was was REALLY good too... :D

Great, now which one am I going to pick!? >:(