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The Golden Compass is going to suck (now with more olol told u so).

Started by Jono2, November 12, 2007, 05:58:29 PM

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Jono2

Taking out all the religious references?  Changing "Anabaric Power" to "Electric Power"?  Changing Iofur Rakinson's name so that people don't confuse him with Iorek?

WTF.

You already raped it by calling it "The Golden Compass" instead of "The Northern Lights".  You don't need to dumb it down even more for the american audience, dumbasses.

the only thing this movie has going for it is an all-star crew, and even that won't save it.

Then again, as a fan of the books, I'll be obliged to see the movies just to ridicule them.


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Ah well...

at least it'll get people to read the books...


http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/his_dark_materials_the_golden_compass/

olol, told you so.

Quote from: LinkXLR on January 30, 2008, 09:10:54 PM
Quote from: famy on January 30, 2008, 08:36:30 PM
is big willy unleashed a will smith game

...I'm not even gonna touch this one.

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Cecil_and_Kain

How is changing the name dumbing it down?

Jono2

Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on November 12, 2007, 06:35:43 PM
How is changing the name dumbing it down?

The original name was "The Northern Lights" in England.

They changed it to The Golden Compass for North America.  That's not what bothers me.

What bothers me is that they refer to the Alethiometer as The Golden Compass throughout the snippets that we've been given.  It just sounds so childish.

The book isn't about the alethiometer.  the series is about the alethiometer.  the first book is about the northern lights.

Quote from: LinkXLR on January 30, 2008, 09:10:54 PM
Quote from: famy on January 30, 2008, 08:36:30 PM
is big willy unleashed a will smith game

...I'm not even gonna touch this one.

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Zovistograt

They're taking out all religious references

boo  :-\
"I lovat a gabber.  I could listen to maure and moravar again.  Regn onder river.  Flies do your float.  Thick is the life for mere." - James Joyce (Finnegans Wake, page 213)

Cecil_and_Kain

I tried reading the first book once. My brain fell asleep.

Jono2

Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on November 14, 2007, 04:43:41 PM
I tried reading the first book once. My brain fell asleep.

Yeah, the first time i tried reading the first book i dropped it too.

once you get into it it's a good series though.  try it again.  It took me at least two tries to get into it.

Quote from: LinkXLR on January 30, 2008, 09:10:54 PM
Quote from: famy on January 30, 2008, 08:36:30 PM
is big willy unleashed a will smith game

...I'm not even gonna touch this one.

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clompy


Gamemaster

#7
The Golden Compass already suxz!!!!!!!!!!!

Cecil_and_Kain


Jono2

#9
now they're retconning it...

IT'S PRONOUNCED DEEMON.


NOT DAEMON.

DEEMON.

DEEMON.

DEEMON.

(the correct pronunciation is dæmon -_-)

-_-

Quote from: LinkXLR on January 30, 2008, 09:10:54 PM
Quote from: famy on January 30, 2008, 08:36:30 PM
is big willy unleashed a will smith game

...I'm not even gonna touch this one.

SteamID: Lazylen

Triforce_Luigi

I agree. Can they at least say Alethiometer instead of Golden Compass? And what is this about changing Iofur Raknison's name?

thunderhero4




Triforce_Luigi


thunderhero4

lol, theres only 3 things ill read: nintendo power magazine, captain underpants, halo novels, oh and of course, nsider threads.



Triforce_Luigi