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WELCOME TO ADVENTURES WITH GREGG CASEY!
This is a text/MSpaint image-based adventure forum game created by yours truly, Sir ByteMyteFyte Mcannotcomputeroyson (a.k.a. Me)
For the "Official" website of Adventures with Gregg Casey, click here (http://sites.google.com/site/kilroyawgc/), to keep up-to-date on everything related to Adventures with Gregg Casey! (yes it's a Google Site, shut up D: )
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You are trapped in a jail cell. All you know is this:
1. You are Gregg Casey.
2. You have no idea how you got in this jail cell.
3. You must escape, for Friday Night is the only night of the week that has Happy Hour at your favorite bar, "Dick's Grill and Bar".
What do you do?
I go up to the bars and ask the Warden why I am in here.
Contemplate where my arms are.
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You go up to the bars and call for help, and demand reason for why you are here.
It is a beautiful day outside, but all you see is sky, endlessly. No ground.
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Now what?
Quote from: Java_Java on November 29, 2008, 03:12:32 PM
Contemplate where my arms are.
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Say again?
Check inventory.
(Gosh I hope I have a cell phone!)
Quote from: Lichig0 on November 29, 2008, 03:18:29 PM
Check inventory.
(Gosh I hope I have a cell phone!)
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Nothing. Zip. Nada.
Get knife in my three-fingered hand, kill myself.
Problem solved.
Rip off the wall-bandaids.
ALSO THIS SEEM SUSPICIOUSLY FAMILIAR HMMM
Pick up one or more of those knives on the ground and check behind the painting for any sort of exit.
Quote from: Java_Java on November 29, 2008, 03:23:58 PM
Get knife in my three-fingered hand, kill myself.
Problem solved.
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Quote from: Silverhawk79 on November 29, 2008, 03:25:07 PM
Rip off the wall-bandaids.
ALSO THIS SEEM SUSPICIOUSLY FAMILIAR HMMM
Quote from: sonicdude164 on November 29, 2008, 03:25:59 PM
Pick up one or more of those knives on the ground and check behind the painting for any sort of exit.
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You people are intercourse ing insane.
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Stab the walls with your newly acquired knives until it breaks.
Quote from: sonicdude164 on November 29, 2008, 03:51:12 PM
Stab the walls with your newly acquired knives until it breaks.
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You start stabbing at the wall, when the Ninja appears again. He asks "Dude, what are you doing?"
You reply "Trying to escape."
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"Just jump out the window, man."
Trust the Ninja?
Go through and "accidentally" kill him with a knife.
Kill the intercourse ing spider on the wall.
Jump out with the Ninja.
Now where have I seen this before...
Jump out with ninja and try to kill him in mid fall
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on November 29, 2008, 04:03:44 PM
Go through and "accidentally" kill him with a knife.
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Oh Fuck.
You're trapped now, you're in a fight with a Hydra. But this is no normal Hydra.
THIS IS A FUCKING NINJA HYDRA.
You have to fight, there's no escape. What do you do?
Throw your 24 knives through the body of it and hope it dies.
Use the knives and cut its heads off.
Quote from: sonicdude164 on November 29, 2008, 04:22:57 PM
Throw your 24 knives through the body of it and hope it dies.
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You throw your set of knives at the Ninja Hydra, cutting off all the heads.
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You dolt. It's a Hydra, when the heads are cut off, more grow!
NOW WHAT DO YOU PLAN ON DOING?
Sing a lullaby and hope it falls asleep.
You kiss and make up...or would it be out?
Oh poop, thats right. Dip the knives in its blood from when you cut off the previous heads and cut them again. Or something like that...
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on November 29, 2008, 04:28:30 PM
Sing a lullaby and hope it falls asleep.
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Suddenly, you turn into Music Superstar "RICH ASHLEY", and sing his tune "NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU AWAY".
The NINJA HYDRA falls asleep.
GIVE ME LIKE 5 MINUTES TO DRAW THE MAP OF WHERE YOU ARE OK
I vote killing yourself. You have a Hydra and knives, couldn't be that hard.
Quote from: Phaze on November 29, 2008, 04:36:28 PM
I vote killing yourself. You have a Hydra and knives, couldn't be that hard.
They're both gone, party pooper.
Sleep with the hydra
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You see three paths ahead of you. The left leads to FOREST, the middle leads to MT. REALLY EXTREMELY UNSTABLE, and the right leads to your local WAL-MART.
Wal-mart or Super Wal-mart?
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on November 29, 2008, 04:58:39 PM
Wal-mart or Super Wal-mart?
Fucking-Huge-Ass-Waste-Of-Space-Wal-Mart.
Get lost in Wal-Mart.
You'll be found in the woods.
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Your tremendous height and girth makes you tower over MT. REALLY REALLY UNSTABLE, while on your way to FUCKING-HUGE-ASS-WASTE-OF-SPACE-WAL-MART.
I go to Wal-Mart.
I would wonder why there are only 5 trees in the forest.
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You are astounded by the tremendous height of FUCKING-HUGE-ASS-WASTE-OF-SPACE-WAL-MART. You realize that the door is veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery far down to your right, so you walk.
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And walk.
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You finally see the poorly made double doors!
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But, what's this? You can't enter without your keycard? Drat! Where will you ever find a keycard?
Chocolate Rain the door and hope it works? =|
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You are about to sing CHOCOLATE RAIN by TAY ZONDAY, when your head morphs into the main man himself, TAY ZONDAY.
Suddenly, a bear appears in front of the door. You are stuck as TAY ZONDAY for this battle. What do you do?
Step away from the mic so you can breathe.
Quote from: Java_Java on November 29, 2008, 05:54:48 PM
Step away from the mic so you can breathe.
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Your massive lung capacity sucks in the bear, you swallow him whole.
You return to your normal state, and you see a keycard on the floor where the bear was.
Use the keycard, or go back and choose a different path.
Use it. I don't wanna go back.
Gimmie like 20 minutes guys, Imma go eat.
k.
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You walk inside, and ask the man you assume to be manager "Can you direct me and my bear to 'Dick's Bar and Grill'?"
The manager says in a deep, black-man voice "GO OVER MT. REALLY REALLY UNSTABLE, AND YOU'LL BE HOME, BUDDY."
You wonder how the manager knows that's where you live, but don't ask about it.
It seems you're off to MT. REALLY REALLY UNSTABLE!
Wait, check to see if the Wal-Mart has climbing gear.
You hold the card to his neck and demand
he tell you the truth.
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You are about to go find climbing gear, when you notice the PORN section.
You go into the PORN AISLE, FAP, COOOOOME, and realize there is a bear following you.
The bear says "DON'T WORRY I CAN HELP YOU."
You wonder why the bear that you inhaled earlier is going to help you, but you shake the idea off and declare it "Depressing".
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You head back to MT. REALLY REALLY UNSTABLE.
It sounds like the bear wants to rape you.
Go back and by steel underwear.
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on November 29, 2008, 06:50:14 PM
It sounds like the bear wants to rape you.
Go back and by steel underwear.
You think of this, but again ward it off and declare it "Depressing".
Suddenly, you have a sudden impulse to rape the bear.
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You do so, and find a DEVICE on your PENIS.
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The bear doesn't run away, and in fact enjoys the experience. He allows you to ride him the rest of the way home. And not in the sexual sense, pervs.
So... Is the bear part of our inventory?
Quote from: Phaze on November 29, 2008, 06:57:01 PM
So... Is the bear part of our inventory?
The bear is in the party.
If you wish to see more than your Inventory, type >MENU.
For a full list of commands, type >COMMANDS.
I lol'd.
Moving on.
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You start climbing up MT. REALLY REALLY UNSTABLE.
Use the device.
Hunt some llamas for food.
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You are about to press the FART Big Red Button on the device, when you notice something written on the bottom.
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You have no idea what the intercourse a "Sig" is, nor why you would be a "Cock-Mongler" if you "Disabled" it.
You press the button.
...
Nothing seems to happen.
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...the crap?
The bear responds "What the crap was what?"
I slap the bear.
Continue hunting llamas for food.
Ignore the urge to hunt llamas.
Do it anyway.
Don't.
Fine, hunt those darn billy goats.
There you go.
>MENU
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RESPONSE: GO DOWN MOUNTAIN TO HOME
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You're at the bar and grill, what do you do?
Walk away.
Order a burger.
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on November 29, 2008, 08:02:27 PM
Order a burger.
You go up to the bartender to order a burger, when a man approaches you.
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"Hey, kid, you have a minute?"
Kill the man.
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on November 29, 2008, 08:11:22 PM
Kill the man.
You attempt to punch the man, but he is transparent, a hologram, possibly.
"Nice try kid, but I'm the top Problem Sleuth in the city, I wouldn't go out to a sleazy bar alone. Listen, I need some help."
Listen to the man?
Ignore the weirdo and order a double.
Quote from: Byte on November 29, 2008, 08:13:02 PM
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on November 29, 2008, 08:11:22 PM
Kill the man.
You attempt to punch the man, but he is transparent, a hologram, possibly.
"Nice try kid, but I'm the top Problem Sleuth in the city, I wouldn't go out to a sleazy bar alone. Listen, I need some help."
Listen to the man?
Press the big red button again.
Listen to him.
Sure, ask him what he wants.
Ignore.
Quote from: Ridley on November 29, 2008, 08:15:34 PM
Quote from: Byte on November 29, 2008, 08:13:02 PM
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on November 29, 2008, 08:11:22 PM
Kill the man.
You attempt to punch the man, but he is transparent, a hologram, possibly.
"Nice try kid, but I'm the top Problem Sleuth in the city, I wouldn't go out to a sleazy bar alone. Listen, I need some help."
Listen to the man?
Press the big red button again.
PRESS IT!!!!
By popular demand, you listen to the man.
"Listen, kid. I'm from another website called "mspaintadventures.com". I came here because I'm having a bit of trouble in my world, and wanted to get away from it all. Listen to this. You see, where I come from, everything is decided by the people that are watching my cases. Whatever they say, I do. You're pretty much the same way. The only difference is that your creator has a general storyline in his head that he wants to follow, otherwise it'll get chaotic and retarded. Well, onto a less depressing topic. I've got a case I need to finish, and no one else wants to help me. You'll get a hefty reward if you help me, so do you wanna help?"
Quote from: Byte on November 29, 2008, 08:20:12 PM
By popular demand, you listen to the man.
"Listen, kid. I'm from another website called "mspaintadventures.com". I came here because I'm having a bit of trouble in my world, and wanted to get away from it all. Listen to this. You see, where I come from, everything is decided by the people that are watching my cases. Whatever they say, I do. You're pretty much the same way. The only difference is that your creator has a general storyline in his head that he wants to follow, otherwise it'll get chaotic and retarded. Well, onto a less depressing topic. I've got a case I need to finish, and no one else wants to help me. You'll get a hefty reward if you help me, so do you wanna help?"
Ask the bear what he thinks we should do.
Crap no. I'm not leaving this bar.
Quote from: Ridley on November 29, 2008, 08:22:06 PM
Quote from: Byte on November 29, 2008, 08:20:12 PM
By popular demand, you listen to the man.
"Listen, kid. I'm from another website called "mspaintadventures.com". I came here because I'm having a bit of trouble in my world, and wanted to get away from it all. Listen to this. You see, where I come from, everything is decided by the people that are watching my cases. Whatever they say, I do. You're pretty much the same way. The only difference is that your creator has a general storyline in his head that he wants to follow, otherwise it'll get chaotic and retarded. Well, onto a less depressing topic. I've got a case I need to finish, and no one else wants to help me. You'll get a hefty reward if you help me, so do you wanna help?"
Ask the bear what he thinks we should do.
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The bear trusts him.
I don't. Tell the bear to go rape himself.
>MENU
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RESPONSE: Yes, I trust him!
"Alright kid, that's good. You see, the case I'm on is following a murder suspect. The thing is, the suspect is a retired ninja. He's just as good as he was while he was on the job, he's just a bit older. I've been told that you killed a NINJA HYDRA, so I'm assuming you'll be able to help me."
Do you still want to help?
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on November 29, 2008, 08:23:13 PM
Crap no. I'm not leaving this bar.
This.
Where is my double? That was one hell of a climb and i'm not leaving without one, the weird transparent guy can rot in hell for all I care.
no, I didn't kill him.
Quote from: Phaze on November 29, 2008, 08:39:44 PM
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on November 29, 2008, 08:23:13 PM
Crap no. I'm not leaving this bar.
This.
Where is my double? That was one hell of a climb and i'm not leaving without one, the weird transparent guy can rot in hell for all I care.
"You want a double burger, kid?"
The Problem Sleuth tells the bartender to get you a Double burger. "Yes, Mr. PS! On the house!"
"Here you go, kid."
[spoiler](http://krystalist.com/images/krystal-food-pictures/double-ba-burger.jpg)[/spoiler]
"Can we talk now?"
" Graba-waba-waba". *swallows*.
Fine.
"Alright kid, listen. We gotta get to that Ex-Ninja. I've got a few clues here, but here's a map..."
*edits in map in like 5 minutes hold on DX*
>MENU
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No more for tonight, I'll continue tomorrow.
Get four more and agree to the man.
Quote from: Byte on November 29, 2008, 08:42:55 PM
Quote from: Phaze on November 29, 2008, 08:39:44 PM
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on November 29, 2008, 08:23:13 PM
Crap no. I'm not leaving this bar.
This.
Where is my double? That was one hell of a climb and i'm not leaving without one, the weird transparent guy can rot in hell for all I care.
"You want a double burger, kid?"
The Problem Sleuth tells the bartender to get you a Double burger. "Yes, Mr. PS! On the house!"
"Here you go, kid."
[spoiler](http://krystalist.com/images/krystal-food-pictures/double-ba-burger.jpg)[/spoiler]
"Can we talk now?"
No, we can't talk. I didn't mean a double cheeseburger, this is a bar, isn't it? GET ME A GODAMN DRINK
WHERE ARE MY DAMN LLAMAS AND BILLY GOATS?! >:( >:( >:(
Quote from: Java_Java on November 29, 2008, 09:38:23 PM
WHERE ARE MY DAMN LLAMAS AND BILLY GOATS?! >:( >:( >:(
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You get a llama, now stfu
Quote from: Phaze on November 29, 2008, 09:41:00 PM
Quote from: Java_Java on November 29, 2008, 09:38:23 PM
WHERE ARE MY dang LLAMAS AND BILLY GOATS?! >:( >:( >:(
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You get a llama, now stfu
...Eh?
Thanks. =3
I BLAME YOU FOR WASTING TWO AND A HALF HOURS ON MS PAINT ADVENTURE ARGH
;_______;
Quote from: Zovistograt on November 29, 2008, 11:17:03 PM
I BLAME YOU FOR WASTING TWO AND A HALF HOURS ON MS PAINT ADVENTURE ARGH
;_______;
You know it was worth it.
"Hey, kid, found the map!"
The Problem Sleuth hands you the map.
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"Yeah, the route is pretty tight. It'll be a tough time getting through it, but your reward will be worth it!"
throw the cheeseburger at the first enemy nearest to us
Quote from: Zovistograt on November 30, 2008, 01:58:15 PM
throw the cheeseburger at the first enemy nearest to us
We're not on the road yet, that was just a map D:
What do you do?
Quote from: Byte on November 30, 2008, 02:01:32 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on November 30, 2008, 01:58:15 PM
throw the cheeseburger at the first enemy nearest to us
We're not on the road yet, that was just a map D:
What do you do?
get on the road then?
Go to the bathroom and change your clothes.
You're gonna go on another quest and not even go to the bathroom?
Buy a llama.
Quote from: Java_Java on November 30, 2008, 02:02:50 PM
Go to the bathroom and change your clothes.
You're gonna go on another quest and not even go to the bathroom?
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Clothes? You're quite sure you've always been a floating head and a pair of floating arms your entire life.
needs legs.
use Bear's body
Quote from: Zovistograt on November 30, 2008, 02:18:21 PM
use Bear's body
There's no need, you float!
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Your head is the "you are here" marker. Now, there are a few different routes you can take, so tell me, who do you attack first?
Uhhh...Rainbow Road them or get them to say Candle Jack? I'm running ou
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on November 30, 2008, 03:07:06 PM
Uhhh...Rainbow Road them or get them to say Candle Jack? I'm running ou
You think of "Rainbow Roading" them, but you realize you've never heard of the term.
Wait, Rainbow Road... Royal Rainbow! Yes, of course!
You turn to Problem Sleuth and ask "Sir, do you know how to summon?" PS replies enthusiastically "Why, of course! Who do you wish to summon?"
>KINGOFALLCOSMOS
"The King!?!?!? Brilliant, fine show, kid!"
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You attempt to summon THE KING OF ALL COSMOS, but it botches, and you instead summon A LARGE MOUTH WITH TWO GOOGLY EYES, which FIRES ITS LAZER, killing everything in its path to death.
Run across the path quickly and get to the suspected hideout D:
Quote from: mackormoses on November 30, 2008, 03:56:07 PM
Run across the path quickly and get to the suspected hideout D:
BATTLE!
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You encounter a FAT WHINY KID. You have never encountered one before, so its stats are unknown to you.
It is YOUR turn, what do you wish to do? NOTE: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO ATTACK JUST YET, YOU MAY SAY ">VIEW (command)" TO GET MORE INFO ON A COMMAND.
VIEW MAGICS (White)
Guys, I can't go any further tonight. uTorrent is eating all my resources and that makes it hard to draw in paint DX.
Summon a Double Cheeseburger and throw it at his feet.
Well, uTorrent is being nice (for now), so we'll continue for a bit before I go to bed.
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As a lower-leveled Floating Head & Arms, you only know CURE and HEAVEN'S DICE.
Can we just pop him?
...My god that picture is repulsive...
Quote from: Phaze on November 30, 2008, 07:56:55 PM
Can we just pop him?
GREGG CASEY does not know the ability POP.
Then have the bear maul him or something, I don't give a poop how, I just want that ugly fatty gone. Its destroying my eyes.
threaten that you will tell his mom!
Quote from: Phaze on November 30, 2008, 08:02:37 PM
Then have the bear maul him or something, I don't give a poop how, I just want that ugly fatty gone. Its destroying my eyes.
Combat in ADVENTURES WITH GREGG CASEY is TURN BASED. The BEAR cannot use MAUL until it is the BEAR's turn.
Ride the fat whiny kid like a mechanical bull.
Can't you Tattle him or something?
The WHINY FAT KID is getting impatient, and cuts in the TURN LINE.
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WHINY FAT KID starts to summon the terrible monster, WHINY FAT KID'S MOM.
It is GREGG CASEY's turn again, now do something, and it doesn't have to be normal, make it spontaneous DX
OH MY GOD ITS SO REPULSIVE! KILL IT! KILL IT!
I SAID RIDE THAT FATTY LIKE A GODDAMN MECHANICAL BULL.
Eww Silver
Reach into your pocket or pick up the nearest piece of food and throw it behind him.
Quote from: Phaze on December 01, 2008, 04:42:50 PM
OH MY GOD ITS SO REPULSIVE! KILL IT! KILL IT!
TRANSLATION: >MAGICS BLACK DEATH1
Gregg Casey puts on his HAT and WIZARD'S ROBE, and casts death on WHINY FAT KID
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You pull your good old ACME BALL 'O' DEATH from the SECRET POCKET of your WIZARD'S ROBE, and wind it up.
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You pitch the BALL 'O' DEATH at the WHINY FAT KID.
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Amazing! You could pitch for the Yankees!
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The BALL 'O' DEATH cuts clean through the WHINY FAT KID.
Good job! You've won the
game battle!
Suddenly, the room goes almost-black
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You see a faint figure.
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"Um... hello? Is anyone there?"
The figure replies "..."
You wonder how someone can reply with an ellipse, but shake the thought out of your head.
"Sir, if you could please tell me where I am-"
"You're in my world now." He replies weakly.
"I'm sorry?"
"I said, you're in my world. My name is the Pickle Inspector."
The Problem Sleuth comes from seemingly nowhere, and says "Hey, PI! Sup, man?"
"Oh, Christ, I didn't know HE was here."
"Oh, what now, PI? I thought we were buds?"
"Oh, just be quiet and let me do this."
The Problem Sleuth grumbles and sits down in a black chair-like object.
"Alright, again, I am the Pickle Inspector. I'm here to teach you how to battle properly, as that bout with the WFK was extremely pathetic."
You feel insulted. Pathetic? You intercourse ing threw a death ball at him an-
"It was level one, and you didn't even think before doing it. You blindly threw a priceless ACME BALL 'O' DEATH at a WFK? You surely need some training. If you would please follow me, I can teach you how to fight properly so you don't die."
"Don't listen to this fag, Gregg." the Problem Sleuth chimes in. "He's a total moron that likes to think. REAL MEN GO IN AND DO RANDOM SHIT TO THEIR FOES AND WIN."
The Problem Sleuth pulls out an AK-47, along with a CIGARETTE and a ZIPPO CAMERA.
(http://www.mspaintadventures.com/advimgs/ps/ps665.gif)
"You see kid, I'm so cool, I don't even have to aim. If you wanna follow that fag, me and the bear are going ahead to the Ninja and intercourse ing murdering him ourselves."
The bear seems to like the PS more than ever. Maybe the PS did something to the bear...?
"Gregg, just ignore him. The Ninja will murder him. I heard about the NINJA HYDRA, and you were lucky that you changed into RICH ASHLEY in time, otherwise it would have destroyed you. If you come with me, I'll train you and you'll be granted the mighty title, PICKLE INSPECTOR II."
tl;dr Go with PS to kill Ninja, or go with PI to train and then kill Ninja?
YAY PI
CAN WE HAVE CANDY ARMOR NOW
Quote from: Zovistograt on December 01, 2008, 05:40:59 PM
YAY PI
CAN WE HAVE CANDY ARMOR NOW
You exclaim in the PI's face "I CAN HAS CANDY ARMOR"
"Er... well, if you come with me, I'll get you some candy armor..."
"GREGG? NO! I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL" The PS cries hysterically.
PS jumps on the bear and rides away into almost-blackness. You have no choice but to go with the PI and train, seeing as you're stuck in this almost-black world.
OOC: Lemme draw something here, gimmie like 10 minutes.
o.o
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"Alright, if you're going to learn how to battle, you're gonna have to learn from experience. This little creature here is Cuddles. She's just a hologram being emitted by my thoughts, so I control her completely. This tutorial is very high tech, HUD and all. Don't worry, I'll guide you every step of the way."
"Your adventure's battles will be turn based. The reason has yet to be determined, but that doesn't matter now. Let's check out your stats."
"Er..." You reply, weakly.
"You don't know how to check your stats!?!?!?" "No, I'm sorry..."
"Why, it's so simple!"
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"My God, these are pathetic! You haven't even picked a class yet! Dear lord, this is going to be harder than I thought..."
I don't trust the PI.
He looks like a crack whore.
Quote from: Phaze on December 01, 2008, 06:15:03 PM
I don't trust the PI.
He looks like a crack whore.
PS is gone, along with your bear, and you can't go anywhere without the PI, seeing as you're in his imagination or some poop like that.
Ninja Dragon Class.
That is all.
"Mr. Casey, I've pulled out the class selection kit, and you can pick which class you want now."
The PI hands you a piece of paper with 6 descriptions, and next to each description is a plastic box with a pill inside.
"Alcoholic: The Alcoholic, as the name states, is addicted to Alcohol. He has a special stat called "Drunkenness". Drunkenness is needed to survive. If you run low on Drunkenness, you will take the status of WITHDRAWAL. During WITHDRAWAL, you cannot select an attack, and you will do random things. If you become too drunk, you may pass out for a few turns, or even die. Drunkenness must be maintained at a certain level (given when you become an Alcoholic)."
"Man of Science: You've been blinded with science! The Man of Science is extremely good at concocting things with common objects. If you gave him tape and a pillow, he'd turn it into a blueish liquid that set things on gray fire, because the Man of Science is just that cool. The Man of Science has his own special stat called "INTELLIGENCE". Intelligence, like Drunkenness, needs to be maintained in order for you to attack. Unlike Drunkenness, however, there is no such thing as "Too Much Intelligence". The more intelligent you get during battle, the stronger chemicals and explosives you can make!"
"Roleplayer: The Roleplayer is a man who had played Dungeons and Dragons in his younger years, but has evolved from Roleplaying to LARPing. In fact, he can LARP so well, he can use the abilities of whatever he transforms into! The Roleplayer has a special stat that acts almost identical to the Man of Science's Intelligence. The stat is called "IMAGINATIVITY". The more Imaginativity you have, the better you can transform into things, and the more things you can transform into!"
"Musician: The Musician thinks he is amazing at music in general. It's like narcissism, but he's in love with his music instead of himself. The Musician will kill most enemies his level in one hit, but, this comes at a cost. Rather than having Health, the Musician has Ego. If the Musician's Ego runs out, he runs away from the battle, crying, and you cannot bring him back until the battle is over. The Musician has very low ego until he is very high level (When he thinks he's a worldwide phenomenon like Led Zeppelin or Sliced bread or something.)"
"FPS Pro: This guy is better than you at any First-Person Shooter. So good, in fact, it transfers to his skills in real life. He can pick up any gun, and kill anything with it. The problem is, wherever he goes, people he refers to as "Ammofags" follow. Ammofags run around, just picking up ammo to piss others off. Normally, Ammofags will pick up ammo, then die almost instantaneously. This will occasionally happen when you're healing, too. Because Ammofags exist, the FPS Pro has the "Ammo" stat. Obviously, when the gun is fired, the Ammo goes down. When he reloads, there is a chance that an Ammofag will come and steal your ammo. This is a very challenging class, but if Ammofags come enough, well, let's just say you won't like the FPS Pro when he gets mad off."
"Private Eye: This was the Problem Sleuth's class. As a Private Eye, you are extremely fast, but very weak. You normally have to equip yourself with a weapon, seeing as you have no MAGICS as a Private Eye, only TACTICS (i.e. SLEUTH DIPLOMACY, which was what the PS was doing when trying to prove how badass he is). The Problem Sleuth has his own stat, known as "COOL". You have to keep your Cool as a Private Eye. If you run out of Cool, you go berserk and kill anything in your path, allies or enemies. If you have too much Cool, you will kill your party members, just because you think you're awesome enough to fight the enemies yourself. This is another difficult class, seeing as most of your moves will bring your Coolness level waaaay up."
"Medic: A Medic does what he's supposed to do. He heals, and that is specifically what he is made for. Don't underestimate him, though. He can give you AIDS faster than you can say "Anal Rapage". The Medic has no special stat. He is only equipped with healing supplies and a few poison syringes for self-defense. Oh, and a Bonesaw, because he's badass and poop. NOTE: Side-effects may include a intercourse ing awesome German accent.
RP'er.
FPS Pro.
Holy poop, no contest, Medic.
Paper Back Writer!!!! Um how about Private Eye.
RPer... cuz just imagine!
FPS Pro.
also stop ripping off mspaint adventures whine whine
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 02, 2008, 08:38:36 AM
also stop ripping off mspaint adventures whine whine
I e-mailed him about it and he said "sure why not link me when it gets big ok"
I'll screenshot it later.
Why does nobody like the Medic? You can give people AIDS! AND you have a intercourse ing awesome German accent!
I'm gonna say Man of Science, just to go against the crowd. And you can intercourse ing blow people up.
We should have our own characters.
MAYJ0R SP01L3RZ
[spoiler=omg]Eventually, one person of each class that wasn't picked will join the party[/spoiler]
Quote from: Byte on December 02, 2008, 03:59:27 PM
MAYJ0R SP01L3RZ
[spoiler=omg]Eventually, one person of each class that wasn't picked will join the party[/spoiler]
Teh PWN's!
The public has decided, and Gregg Casey will go FPS Pro.
"Mr. PI, I have decided! I will be going FPS pro!"
"Um, ok, just swallow the pill."
You look at the FPS Pro pill. It's the size of a12 oz. can of soda.
"Er, Mr. PI I-"
"Hey, you want to be FPS Pro, you have to stuff all of the poop that those fags have gone through inside."
You reluctantly swallow the pill whole. It goes down surprisingly easy, when suddenly, pain courses through your entire body.
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHDSHFDKBSJCFKJLDHFKJLDWABFEWIUOQRYFH2IUBRO3428P7U32O1IKJRDHPASHFCLA" you scream in pain.
"Oh, wow, never seen that happen before..." The PI says with a nervous guffaw.
You finish your transformation.
"Er, PI, is there a mirror around hERE?" Your voice squeaks in a pubescent manner. PI laughs quietly, while saying "Here, I have one right here."
The PI pulls a mirror from nowhere and shows you, still laughing. "I must warn you, it is a bit... humorous..."
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"OH FUCK WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME AAAAAAAAH." Your voice squeaked again. What the hell is happening? You seem to have... grown sunglasses, they make you look absolutely intercourse tarded. You have a shirt on that says "MY OTHER RIDE IS A GHOST LOL", and you have gained weight. A looooooooot of weight. Your skin is so pale from not going out into the sunlught, and you are wearing shorts that are much too tight for you. You also have a red cape on for some reason. But the looks aren't what you got. You now can pick up any weapon that has appeared in any FPS, and know how to use it, and use it well.
"PI I DON'T WANT THIS ;-;" You somehow express an emoticon through words, you also happen to squeak while doing this.
"It's too late, taking more than one pill will intercourse you up. Let's go check out your stats, I'll also get out the FPS Pro Tutorial."
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"Now that's more like it! Now, to explain how an FPS pro works. Your father was a big D&D player in his younger age, and you inherit basic dice rolling abilities from him. Your TACTICS require DICE ROLLS. Two D10's will be rolled, and those two numbers plus your attack will show you your damage. ROLL DOUBLES FOR A CRITICAL HIT (x2), GET ALL THREE VALUES THE SAME FOR A SUPER CRITICAL (x3). Now, about Ammofags. There's no way to prevent them, so you're going to have to get used to them. Just don't go batpoop on everyone, ok?"
other people nao.
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on December 02, 2008, 05:00:35 PM
other people nao.
The PI glares at you "Impatient little bastard, eh? Well, I don't have all the party members gathered up, but I do have the Roleplayer. His name is Theophilus Arsenio, although he likes to call himself Ichaiasy when he roleplays, so that will be his name in the menu."
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"He's just a stick figure..."
"Ah, this is just to protect my identity. Didn't you read the Roleplayer's description? I can do whatever the hell I want. I'm not quite a high enough level to do ANYTHING, technically. I can do this, and most human-like features. Oh, and birds. Birds are easy." Ichaiasy has a very deep voice, but you assume it's because he can change that too."
"Well, you two run along now." The PI insists.
"Er, what do we do...?"
"Oh, right. Just head out for now, and take this."
The PI gives you a PDA-like object.
"I'll send you missions on that."
And you've been kicked out of his imagination. You're in DICK'S BAR AND GRILL. What now?
Go up to the bar and get a beer.
You and Ichaiasy go inside, and order two beers.
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"Oh, please, no beer for me. I'll just take a Bawls, please."
"Actually, make it two Bawls." You don't know why you want a Bawls rather than a beer, maybe the FPS Pro personality is getting to your head...
Ask theater bartender for Level up chips.
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on December 02, 2008, 05:49:32 PM
Ask theater bartender for Level up chips.
The bartender giggles and says "Level Up Chips? HAHA! That's the best one I've heard in a while!"
How about Ammo?
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on December 02, 2008, 05:52:27 PM
How about Ammo?
"Kid, this is a BAR AND GRILL, not a intercourse ing FUCKING-HUGE-ASS-WASTE-OF-SPACE-WAL-MART."
nachos?
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on December 02, 2008, 06:00:12 PM
nachos?
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BAR."
You get thrown out of the bar by two surly men. Suddenly, your PDA starts vibrating and playing a tune.
"Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, Banana phone!"You pick up the PDA and answer in a wimpy little kid voice. "Hello?"
"Hello, Gregg. This is the Pickle Inspector. I've set up a nice little mission for you. You're going to have to go over MT. REALLY REALLY UNSTABLE, and go into the forest on the left path. I'll tell you what to do from there. You might want to go find an item shop or go to FUCKING-HUGE-ASS-WASTE-OF-SPACE-WAL-MART and stock up. I've transferred 15 thousand Youneetoez to your new bank account, and a card should be popping out of the PDA right about now. Consider the money a gift, 15k is a lot of money."
The card pops out of the PDA, you take it out and examine it.
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Pretty snazzy.
Where shall we head now?
Can we get some chips or fries or something?
Edit: I guess not...
Cue person 3.
btw, I wanna be role player.
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on December 02, 2008, 06:35:11 PM
btw, I wanna be role player.
I dunno where you're getting this "I'M PLAYING TOO LOL" poop from.
Can we get him surgery with 15K so he isn't so ugly and girl-ish sounding?
Quote from: Phaze on December 02, 2008, 07:52:44 PM
Can we get him surgery with 15K so he isn't so ugly and girl-ish sounding?
Ichaiasy rejects the idea, you can't go wandering around a forest with bears walking around with just a paintball gun! You'll be murdered!
Bump, due to fact that everyone forgot about it :(
I didn't forget, I just thought it was obvious we all wanted to go to FUCKING-HUGE-ASS-WASTE-OF-SPACE-WAL-MART and get some items then do the mission.
Quote from: Phaze on December 03, 2008, 05:59:14 PM
I didn't forget, I just thought it was obvious we all wanted to go to FUCKING-HUGE-ASS-WASTE-OF-SPACE-WAL-MART and get some items then do the mission.
WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO.
I'm not in the mood to draw tonight, but I might just copy and paste poop to previous images seeing as we're backtracking.
You and Ichaiasy are heading back up MT. REALLY REALLY UNSTABLE. Everything seems to be going well.
You reach the peak and look out at the horizon. It's really a beautiful sight, but it's nearing sundown, better hurry to FUCKING-HUGE-ASS-WASTE-OF-SPACE-WAL-MART!
Down the mountain you and Ichaiasy go, and back to the pathway to FHAWoSWM.
You reach the store and go inside, and consult the cashier.
"Um, hello, we're adventurers, and we need some FPS Pro and Roleplayer equipment."
"Why, certainly! Please, look at the cheesy menu to my left and select what you please!"
You are about to see the menu, when your PDA rings again, you quickly pick it up before the lyrics pick up.
"Hello, Mr. Casey. It's the PI again. Now, you're going to have to take a look at the weapons you're going to buy. You're only level 1, so you can't exactly go buy an RPG or something, and Ichaiasy can't go ahead and buy the Golden Silly Putty, so-"
"Wait, Golden silly Putty?" "You can make Silly Putty into any shape, and because it's pure golden Silly Putty, with a little chill, you can make it solid rather than squishy." Ichaiasy chimes in.
"Well, just don't buy things you can't equip, OK? In fact, I'll add a filter so that only Level 1 equipment and weaponry shows up!"
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You ask "Are there any normal items?"
"You'll have to walk down to the Item Depot section for that." The cashier replies.
sorry 'bout that Byte.
Go to the Depot section.
woah I have to work on this.
I think I'll wait until the 10th, when my contestants hand their crap in D:
Bump, why is this dead. Also that was probably the first bump this forum had in ages.
Again, go to the Depot Section!
You and Ichaiasy head down to the ITEM DEPOT section of the store.
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What do you buy?
A tent, 4 potions, 10 Phoenix Downs...
4 Imagin-O's, as well.
Quote from: Spam on December 19, 2008, 05:31:22 PM
A tent, 4 potions, 10 Phoenix Downs...
Ichaiasy pimp slaps you for not thinking ahead.
"This is one of the only stores for miles, we should prepare for the inevitable"
You decide to buy 100 potions (3000), 30 Bawl's (900), and 3 tents (900), which totals to
4800 Youneetoez(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l301/cannotcompute/Adventures%20with%20Gregg%20Casey/59.png)
You wonder why you've changed back to your normal clothes when you pay, but you once again forget the thought, marking it as "Depressing".
Where to now?
Did we get the Golden Putty?
Suddenly, Ichaiasy screams at Byte.
"YOU FORGOT THE FUCKING IMAGIN-O'S YOU DOLT"
Byte retorts "YOU'RE THE ONE THAT DIDN'T MENTION IT SL;FDJKJLBFADS"
"WODSI;FJADSKL;"
"AD;LFJAS"
"ASLDFKH;L"
Gregg Proceeds to buy 30 boxes of IMAGIN-O'S, totaling to 300 Youneetoez.
Also, MYL, The Golden Putty 1. Costs waaaaaaaaaaaay too much, and 2. Ichaiasy cannot wield it yet.
I can fix #1.
Abscond with the golden putty
Quote from: Zovistograt on December 19, 2008, 06:08:24 PM
I can fix #1.
Abscond with the golden putty
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Ichaiasy quickly transforms into a poorly-done ninja. He quickly adopts some new techniques, and uses one of them in order to take the Golden Silly Putty, among other things.
TECHNIQUES>ABSCOND
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Ichaiasy quickly runs behind the cashier, and decides to steal everything within the store.
...
The alarm goes off.
WEEEEEERT WEEEEEEEEEERT WEEEEEEERT
ALERT! CRIMINAL DETECTED! REPEAT: CRIMINAL DETECTED! POSSIBLE NINJA, ALL STAFF MUST FIND WEAPONRY AND ATTEMPT TO CAPTURE NINJA AND ANY POSSIBLE AFFILIATES. COMPLETE LOCKDOWN OF STORE CURRENTLY UNDERWAY!Oh, now you've done it. You've got everything useful to you in the store, but the entire staff is after you! That's thousands of people trying to kill you two!
Your PDA rings, you quickly pick it up.
"God dangit, Casey, look what you've done! I'll come and help you, but you've really got yourself into a pickle this time. Just hold them off until I arrive. *click*"
Ichaiasy quickly equips the Pink Silly Putty and acompanying armor, then hands you your equipment.
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Awwwwwwwww yeah, baby. It's go time.
OOC: Hold on like 5 minutes, I gotta get a battle ready :P
Sweet, did we get some Phoenix Downs and a Persian rug?
And a Mega Potion.
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You encounter two EMPLOYEES. They are very odd, seeing as they both have one bloody stump of an arm, and both have bloody axes.
Gregg Casey is up first. Please pick an action.
Attacks
>Fire
Shoot dem ninnyes down.
Gregg picks up his PAINTBALL GUN, and rolls the two D10's.
5 and 3! 5+3+10 = 18
You do 18 Damage to EMPLOYEE A. He still has 2 health left.
Ichaiasy's turn
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Attacks
>Attack
Targets
>A
Fucking kill that ugly son of a ninny.
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The EMPLOYEE B throws his AXE at GREGG CASEY, dealing 3 damage.
GREGG CASEY is left with 37/40 HEALTH
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Your move, Casey.
freakin' shoot his butt!
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on December 20, 2008, 01:44:12 PM
freakin' shoot his butt!
CRITICAL HIT YAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
However, for being a cheap bastard, you get NO EXPERIENCE POINTS. Ichaiasy pimp slaps you for your stupidity.
You arrive at a crossroad! There are three possible paths from your current point.
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A is the window. Ichaiasy can turn into a hand glider so you can safely go to the forest.
B is the elevator. You'll get to the first floor without any trouble, but you'll encounter a lot staff at the bottom.
C is the stairs. You'll go through approximately 50 levels (seeing as you're only about 1/10 of the way up in FUCKING-HUGE-ASS-WASTE-OF-SPACE-WAL-MART) of staff, but the levels will be progressively easier and easier, as you will level up.
COME NOW EVERYONE VOTE FOR THE GROUP'S EVENTUAL PATH
I'M SO GOING TO SUE YOU
Stairs.
stairs, as long as this isn't FFVIII.
200 posts and 1000 views (http://forumwarz.com/uploads/final/73d1fc7f7e136d8aa2ef2d6954e12748.gif)
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You and Ichaiasy start to head down the stairs, when suddenly, Ichaiasy trips you!
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You go flying out the window, and Ichaiasy follows.
As soon as you hit the pavement, you're out cold.
...
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You wake up in a soothingly dull gray room. You look ahead, and see the PI, the PS, your BEAR, and Ichaiasy.
"Oh, good, you're awake!" The PI exclaims. "You've been knocked out cold for a few hours, although, you can blame Ichaiasy for that. He basically threw you out a 50-story window. Your fat saved you from dying, surprisingly."
"Why the hell are they here?" You ask, pointing to the PS and your BEAR. Your BEAR growls in a sad fashion.
"We got bored, so we came back. Plus, me and the PI share a common enemy."
"Who might that be?" You inquire.
"We don't know all their names, they simply call themselves "The Corporation." says PI.
"You might know them as Anonymous." Ichaiasy says.
"HACKERS ON STEROIDS." You exclaim. You're not quite sure why you yelled it out, it was an impulse, really. Everyone in the room is a little freaked out from that little showcase. "Sorry 'bout thAT." You squeak. Everyone laughs. "God intercourse ing dangit."
"Alright, let's get down to business. We can't exactly kill every single "member" of Anonymous, or 4chan, so we have to take down the server." PI states.
"That might kill the Internet." You say.
"We have to risk it. They hacked my MySpace." The PS whines.
"Oh, fine." You sigh.
Do you accept the mission?
yes, because we'll have to anyways.
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on December 22, 2008, 07:02:44 PM
yes, because we'll have to anyways.
Not necessarily, which you can thank Zovi for mentioning something I hadn't thought of in chat.
yes,it sounds fun.
do it already
You accept the mission.
"Wonderful!" The PI says. "Now, we won't be able to help you this time, not even Ichaiasy. We need him for this. So, we're sending you off with a companion."
"My bear?" You ask
"Oh, heavens no!" The PS exclaims. "Meet your new partner (for now), Sodo the Very Emo Squid!"
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"That pathetic thing is my partner?" You ask.
"That's very depressing..." Sodo says quietly.
"Oh, please, I didn't mean that, Sodo! You'll do gre-"
"I SAID THAT'S FUCKING DEPRESSING NOW LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE YOU FUCKING BITCH I'M GOING TO GO FUCKING CUT MYSELF NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP DID YOU HEAR ME SHUT THE FUCK UP"
"I don't think he puncuated that." Ichaiasy says.
"I DIDN'T FUCKING PUNCTUATE IT BECAUSE PUNCTUATION MAKES ME DEPRESSED AND MAKES ME WANT TO HANG MYSELF WITH BARBED WIRE"
"Sodo, please, calm down. You're going to be working with Mr. Casey for a little bit." The PI says, soothingly.
"..."
"Sodo, I'm Gregg Casey." You hold out your hand, expecting a handshake from Sodo.
"I'm sorry Gregg, but I have no hand to shake..."
"Oh Christ, not this poop again." The PS says.
Sodo runs to the corner and inks. His ink is made of pure sorrow. Everyone in the room cries pure hatred from their tear glands. Except the bear. Everyone knows bear can feel noting but rage and pleasure.
After everyone stops crying, The PI remarks, still weeping a bit, "Mr. Casey, you'll be heading out in a bit. You'll have to get the map at the front desk."
Your next move?
Uh, get the map?
ask what the crap is Sodo going to be?
Climb MT. REALLY REALLY UNSTABLE...
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on December 27, 2008, 10:24:03 PM
ask what the crap is Sodo going to be?
Sodo has no class, like the bear.
you need to make them have a gay orgy ::)
kill them all now fagat please please make an emo kid come and own this forun
this is the gayest storir :'( :O
^^^
I love you
This thread must be updated.
i love this story can you make the bear kil them all >=(
8===================<
I'm really extremely bored right now, so we'll continue. Also, Orlando, I don't give a poop if you're my friend in real life. You are a intercourse tarded piece of cow poop. Go fall in a hole. Seriously.
Anyway
You head downstairs to get the map.
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"HAI! I'm Nurse Joi! I'm here to help you with anything you need! Do your Pogeymanz need to be healed? Do you need a good night's sleep? Do you need to trade your Pogeymanz? Do yo-"
"Ma'am, we just need the map of the area."
"Oh... Well, here you go!"
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...My God! You're home! YOU'RE IN YOUR HOME TOWN! You're finally there!
>VICTORY POSE
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>YOU TOO, SODO
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Oh, wow, you had no idea Sodo could party so hard. You better invite him to your next rave.
Anyway, where do you go now? You're eventually going to have to inspect the entire town for the 4chan servers, but for now, why not walk around town?
>MARKETPLACE for The Shops. The Shops have every store imaginable, from Wal-Marts to Street Shops.
>SCIENCE for the Research Facility. This is the place where poop Science happens.
>SCHOOL for the School. Ah, the school, you have a sudden nostalgia of all the hot teachers you wanted to intercourse .
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Mmmmm, yes, you remember those Golden locks you oh so adored back then.
>CHEESE for the Chuck E. Cheese's. Here, you can win cash, tickets, and get pizza!
>HALL for the Town Hall. Here you can ask any questions if you need to.
>CITY for Urbania. This is the city. You'll need a different map if you want to find your way through the concrete jungle.
>RURAL for RURALAND. This is endless farmland. You remember that you used to play in the fields, finding lots of treasures. Who knows what you'll find here?
>SUBURB for Suburbia. You remember that this is where you use to live. However, you're going to need a map if you're going to wind your way through the cookie-cutter houses.
>CHEESE
>Chuck E Cheeses
You head to Chuck E. Cheese's
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Once inside, you see a large machine.
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It reads "INDUSTRIAL-GRADE STAMPIFIER RAY-O-MATITRON-9001". Something under it was scribbled out and "CHILD FRIENDLY" was written under it.
Oh, well, seems safe.
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You extend your arm under the large machine.
...
...
...
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Everything in the room goes dark. It might be worldwide from the sheer darkness that has been produced for all you know.
...
...
...
...
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Hey, look, it's done. It looks like you're number 99,999.
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You somehow make it under, however, Sodo's depression is simply too large to fit under the large machine. He decides to stay behind and contemplate on how he can cut himself without knives.
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"Holy poop!" You say. There are games EVERYWHERE! You better pull out your money!
...
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Wait a second, what happened to your money? And your PDA! Shit, you must have left them at the hospital! Your pockets are so empty, they're coughing and wheezing from lack of things in them.
Suddenly, a security guard walks up to you.
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Dear lord, this is the largest man you've ever seen. You're not quite sure it's even a man. Without speaking, the figure proceeds to remove you from the facility.
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You're quite sure it's a large, sky blue blimp tank, not a man. You can't tell under the feet/treads.
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You're back outside the Chuck E. Cheese's. Damn, the stamp is still on your hand. You sure as hell hope that it's not permanent.
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Where to now? Same options as before.
>RURAL, I guess.
>Back to the hospital. I want my PDA/money.
Go tell that ninny at the hospital to give back your money and PDA then go shopping.
go to ruralland learn how to farm make a business that competes against chuky cheese destroy them and wher the f**k the bear go
Quote from: Phaze on January 10, 2009, 10:31:20 PM
Go tell that ninny at the hospital to give back your money and PDA then go shopping.
This.
I'll update this as soon as Dermatologist gets removed/fixed.
Well, Dermatologist has been fixed, as was my wireless. Silver fixed two things rather than breaking them.
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You have no idea what a hospital would be doing here. After all, no one gets sick in this town.
You decide to head up to the Town Hall and get the maps you need.
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There seems to be someone ahead of you. Gee, he sure is taking forever. You hope you never see him again.
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"Hello, Ma'am, may I have the ma-"
The pelican hands you three maps. One for Ruraland, one for Urbania, and one for Suburbia.
"Oh... thank you..."
Where to now?
Go to Suburbia, but first punch out Pelly. >:(
Hospital.
go to the reserch facility and see if there is any animal testing
One more vote D:
Even though the Hospital is NON-EXISTENT, you decide to head over there anyway.
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"Hello again, Nurse Joi!"
"Hai again! Are you here to pick up your PDA and money?"
"Why yes, we are!"
"It's in your room, everyone is up there playing UNO."
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You see that there is indeed a rousing game of UNO going on!
"Oh, hey, Gregg!" Ichaiasy says. "We're just playing UNO."
"Oh, we're using your PDA and credit card as the pot." The PS laughs.
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"YOU WHAT!?!?!?!?"
"We're using it as the pot. You didn't have it, and we're all broke. PI, your turn." The PS says.
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"Hoorah! I win!" The PI exclaims. He's won your PDA and credit card. That ninny.
"Lemme get in!" You cry. Sodo is extremely depressed, and could not even settle his depression with a happy game of UNO. He decides to ponder out-of-the-ordinary ways of committing suicide rather than playing.
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Suddenly, an ominous voice comes out of nowhere.
"GENTLEMEN AND BEAR! WELCOME TO UNO! COMMANDS ARE AS FOLLOWS:
PLAY (color) (number/type)
DRAW
PASS
SHOWCARDS
TURN ORDER IS:
BEAR
GREGG CASEY
PICKLE INSPECTOR
PROBLEM SLEUTH
ICHAIASY"
GO, BEAR.
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TOP CARD: RED 3
GO, GREGG CASEY.
YELLOW 3.
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on January 17, 2009, 01:13:40 PM
YELLOW 3.
You do not have that card.
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RED 3
Red 4...
You play your RED 3
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The Pickle Inspector plays a BLUE 3
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The Problem Sleuth plays a GREEN 3
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Ichaiasy plays a GREEN 0
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The BEAR plays a YELLOW 0
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The ominous voice comes on. "IT IS YOUR TURN, MR. CASEY."
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Green 0. =|
Red 4
You go to play your GREEN 0
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You hold the card up, and bask in it's glory.
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Dear Lord, you've never seen something so amazing in your life.
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You go to put your card down, when you realize that your CREDIT CARD and PDA are in reach... Should you go for it? Yes, yes you should.
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You quickly move your hand a bit and grab the items. You then head downstairs, grab Sodo, and get the intercourse out of there.
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YEEHAW!
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You don't know where you're going, you don't care where. You need to get home to your loving family. You miss home. Everything is a blur. Sodo suggests suicide, you ignore him. It seems like you're heading towards Suburbia. Maybe Sodo is taking you home? You don't know. You don't care anymore, just as long as you get somewhere good.
However, Sodo seems to be moving quite slowly. You remember an old TV show you used to watch...
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[spoiler=Holy crap, guess what]Filler time![/spoiler]
Ugh....fillers.
Hey, more fillers.
(In case you're wondering why I'm making fillers, it's not because I don't know what to do next. I know exactly what I'm going to do next. It just requires the snow to melt.)
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You're riding Sodo, thinking about THE COST IS CORRECT, but suddenly, your mind flits to something else that you used to do in the past...
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ISSUE ONE
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ISSUE TWO
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So yeah, expect these daily. I'll go make some more for your entertainment.
I liked the TF2 one. Make more.
ISSUE THREE
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Got anymore? This one was great as well.
Quote from: Ridley on February 03, 2009, 07:54:21 PM
Got anymore? This one was great as well.
I'll update it when I get home D:
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You are now MRS. MANAGER for the time being.
You walk at a brisk pace to Mr. Casey's room. You have very important news to tell him!
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You power-walk up to Mr. Casey's knobless door, and knock. The door slowly creaks open, and you hear very loud music playing.
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"Oh, Mr. Casey! Sorry to disturb you!" You exclaim.
"Oh, Mrs. Manager! Please, give me a minute, I'll be right with you."
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"... poop..."
Mr. Casey falls from his now non-existent bed and hits the floor pretty hard. He gets up again without even feeling it.
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"Now, Mrs. Manager, what is it that you wanted?" Mr. Casey inquires you.
"Mr. Byte is here to see you."
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"Byte! Splendid! Send him in!"
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"Ah, Byte, how are you, my boy!"
"Ah, I'm doing fine, but I have important matters to discuss with you."
"Mrs. Manager, would you please leave for now? Mr. Byte and I have some things to talk about."
"Oh... of course, Mr. Casey..."
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You are now GREGG CASEY.
You never hear of MRS. MANAGER after that conversation again. Perhaps she commited suicide or something you don't know.
"Now, Mr. Casey, we must talk. You haven't done anything in your adventure business for a while, can you explain why?"
"Ah, Byte, I'm sorry to say, but Sodo is a slow son of a ninny, and I'm too lazy to walk home."
"Is that so?"
"Yes, that's truly it."
"Well, Mr. Casey, I have a question for you."
"Shoot."
"How would you like it if there was a bit of change?"
"Define 'change'."
"Ah, I cannot discuss that with you here. Too many watchful eyes and intent ears."
"Um, alright. Can you give me a hint?"
"Well, alright. It involves a bit of fun, especially for The Creator."
"You don't mean..."
"Oh yes, I mean."
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You are now JIMMY THE AVERAGE NSFCD USER (a.k.a. PHATYO).
"dude wtf du dey maen yo"
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You are now GREGG CASEY
"My God, that's a brilliant idea!" You exclaim.
"I know, isn't it! It'll be so much fun!"
"Well, I cannot wait to get started on it."
"Neither can I. I shall see you when the snow melts, comrade!"
"Goodbye, Byte! Or should I say, Goodbyte!"
"Ohohohoho! Good one, Mr. Casey!"
DIE THREAD DIE!!!!!!
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on February 22, 2009, 07:40:48 PM
DIE THREAD DIE!!!!!!
Gregg Casey will never die, for it is not finished yet.
The End.
Ugh, Forum Games are so 3 months ago. :P
You will not be dissatisfied when the ending comes, you have my word.
oh right post 256 lol
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Is Dr. Kilroy so lazy to leave us with a cliffhanger even after the snow has melted? For shame...
Quote from: Pigyman on April 09, 2009, 12:17:01 PM
Is Dr. Kilroy so lazy to leave us with a cliffhanger even after the snow has melted? For shame...
Apparently.
That jerk...>:(
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on April 09, 2009, 12:31:45 PM
Quote from: Pigyman on April 09, 2009, 12:17:01 PM
Is Dr. Kilroy so lazy to leave us with a cliffhanger even after the snow has melted? For shame...
Apparently.
That jerk...>:(
Well, the weather is still poopty :(