The NSFCD Camping Trip

[Super]

THE NSFCD CAMPING TRIP

VERSION 57.2.88

Hello. This is the location of the pomf story about....all of you. The codename is "Project Win". If you haven't read the FCD Camping Trip located on Vaatix's forum, then you won't have any idea of what to expect in this. Well, I have a list for you.

Expect to see these:
-POMFness.
-Bear sex scenes.
-Cheesestick hand-jobs.
-The word "cock" every 5 sentences.
-Levitating hens.
-Rapid n00b killing.
-Large amounts of eggnog.
-Rotting ham sandwiches
-Lots o' random Tarzan music.
-Sexy alligators
-Unexpected expectations
-Thirsty frogs with beards.

People who work(ed) on this:
Super- Everything.

Former compatriots:
Lavamania- Co-writer, storyboarding.
Dawei- Miscellaneous bullpoop.
Kilroy- Some writing.

PM Super or Lavamania if you want to join the POMFity

Characters:
Starring...
Lavamania as Dermanderis
Super as Beffermorth
Dawei as Samuel
Kaso as Queso
Falconry as N00b

Also featuring...
Ron as Ronnayboi
Fish as Goldfish
VaatixGanon as VertexCannon
Zies as Ziezy Whiezy
Darkstar45 as Brightstar54
Wolfman as Wolfster
Byte as Roy "Dumbass" Flurnagan
Orgizirtee as Levitating Hen
WippyM as Wimpy
-S- as Schmuck
Bonepowder as Gunpowder
Level_9_Chao as Level_7_Chili
Omega12 as Omegay
Moriarty as Hand-Drawn
DBY as Mario Fanboy
Xenomorphus as Complete Psycho
Ashura83 as Larry38
Donald McRonald as Brad Howson Ten at Hotmail dot Com
Pepe Le Wolf as Rice Krispies
Orgizirtee as Levitating Hen
Blaziken as Gayziken
Bluaki as Tranny
Silverhawk79 as Silvercock69
Riosan as Rioninny
Spam as Corned Beef
Rayquarian as Rayqueerian
Sync as Pedro "Mexican't Pass Classes" Sanchez
Talim2004 as Rani-eh
PsychoYoshi as AAAAAAAA
WIIGAMER24 as WIIFLAMER
Mystic as Fatty

CHAPTERS:
II: The Damn Forest
I: The Beginnage
III: Xavier the Donut Goes to the Bank
-VII: Julio's Day Off
IV: George Gets Laid Twice in One Night Within the Same Hour in his two bedroom, one bath apartment, he has a few pets, which even helps his chances of getting laid, cute animals, ive seen them before, hes even got in on in a McDonald's restroom, that whore, everyone should be jealous of George because of his cumslinging awesomeness,
George is a proud sponsor of Axe Deodorant Bodyspray, which gives you another reason to purchase that product, also i really love run on sentences, what about you and your friend named Quinn.
V: Onion Man Strikes Back
VI: McFAGGIN GOES TO THE DENTIST AND GETS AN ACTION FIGURE STUCK IN HIS WEEWEE
-XVI: Stanley Visits His State Farm Agent
VII: OJ Simpson Kills Another Woman. Again.
VIII: Gradual Assrape from the Confines of a Small Pocket Watch

CHAPTER VII was released. CHAPTER VIII coming soon.


WARNING: THE NSFCD CAMPING TRIP CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE. IF YOU DO NOT APPROVE OF THIS AND ARE OFFENDED BY THE CONTENT FOUND IN THIS STORY, THEN GET THE FUCK OUT.

[Super]

Chapter II: The Damn Forest


Previously, on The NSFCD Camping Trip.


James Earl Jones: *In his deep awesome Darth Vader voice, of course* The NSFCDians fall under the spell of drinkage, and they all get drunk. For some god darn reason, they thought it was okay to make a deal about staying in the wilderness, without motherintercourse ing supplies (due to their comically funny idiocy). MOTHERFUCKING DRUNKEES IN A MOTHERFUCKING BAR. Let's join them now. GAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAH!



*We see the NSFCDians, riding in their new Chevy Silverado*
*They are all having an excellent time riding in their new automobile. Drinking, laughing, falling off the vehicle, and more*
Radio: FROM THE EAST COAST, TO THE WEST COAST.
Dermanderis: THIS IS OUR COUNTRY!
*A Silverado, isn't a Silverado, without the song,"This is Our Country"*
Beffermorth: Stop the car. Right now.
Samuel: WHY?
Beffermorth: Oh my god, oh my god. PULL OVER DAMN IT! I HAVE SHITTIN' PAINS IN MY STOMACH, AND IT HURTS BAD. PULL OVER!
Dermanderis: Look, I can't. The fuzz will like catch you.
Beffermorth: Alright then, gimme a cup.
Gunpowder: Dude that's intercourse ing nasty, don't you dare taking a dump in that cup.
Beffermorth: IF YOU DON'T WANT FUCKING BROWN STAINS ON YOUR SEAT DERMANDERIS, YOU WILL GET ME A CUP!
Dermanderis: Get him what he wants guys.
*Brightstar54 hands Beffermorth a cup*
Beffermorth: AHHH!! OOOooooh, man.
*Beffermorth has the squirts man*
Level_7_Chili: Hey look, there's the Damn Forest!
*The truck stops all of a sudden*
Samuel: You can pull up a little closer..
Dermanderis: Shut the intercourse  up. I didn't stop the truck. Get off your lazy ass and walk to the forest.
*The FCDians figure something out, and sends everyone to scout the area. Everyone but Dermanderis, Beffermorth, Samuel, and N00b*
N00b: I like to suck cocks.
Samuel: How did we get stuck with this guy again?
Beffermorth: He volunteered.
*Beffermorth is having a smoke*
Dermanderis: Hey BM, you bring your wrench?
Beffermorth: No I left them in the bar. No really, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU THINK I'D BRING TOOLS WITH US? Jesus you're stupid as hell.
Dermanderis: Chill, I think you're drinking too much Root Beer.
Beffermorth: Oh so that's what I'm drinking? Oh... umm...
Samuel: Oh dude can I have some?
Beffermorth: Get your own, whore.
Dermanderis: The truck's down for good..
Samuel: Damn, but on the bright side, I brought Playboy magazines.
Dermanderis: Good I'll be needing them tonight. Anyway, N00b, when we enter the forest we need you to remember the way out.
N00b: Okay Dermanderis, I'll remember it while I think about cocks.
*The four meet up with the rest of the FCDians, to enter the Damn Forest*
*Five minutes later, we find them walking along a path in the forest*
N00b: Cocks.
Goldfish: Alright, that's it! Someone tell this motherintercourse ing n00b to shut the hell up! Why the hell is he here anyway?
Ronnayboi: Oh look guys, a cave!
*Ronnayboi points Northwestern-ish*
Schmuck: Damn there is a cave, excellent job Ronnayboi.
*Ronnayboi pulls his Ipod earphones out*
Ronnayboi: Huh? I was just re-stating a song I have on my iPod.
Schmuck: Fuck you.
Beffermorth: Alright Ron, go check out the cave before everyone figures out there is a treasure chest over there.
Ronnayboi: Mk.
*Ronnayboi enters the cave*
*Ten minutes pass since Ronnayboi entered the cave*
Ziezy Whiezy: ...He's been gone for a while, Levitating Hen must go check it out......Pomf...
*Levitating Hen totally levitates into the cave*
SEX SCENE!!!!!!
Ronnayboi: OH HELL YEAH, DON'T STOP! KEEP GOING BACK, SHIT, OH GOD DAMN IT FUCK YEAH, FUCK YEAH, FUCK YEAH, OMG OMG OMG IM GOING TO CUMMMMMMMM
Levitating Hen: Ew, is Ronnayboi raping a bear?
*Ron cums all over the bear's face*
*The bear, enraged at Ronnyboi's lack of cum shoves it's dick up Rons butt to show him how real men have sex, shattering his rectum and then biting Ron's cock off*
Ronnayboi: OH SHIT, OH SHIT, GET ME OUTTA HERE. OH MAN
Levitating Hen: ... Whoa.
*Levitating Hen levitates and distracts the bear, while Ron runs out penisless*
*Once the FCDians seen Ronnayboi*
All the FCDians: OMG GET AWAY. OMG, OMG, OMG, POMF.
Ronnayboi: I learned my lesson guys, don't rape a bear.
*Levitating Hen levitates out of the cave.
*Anyway, the FCDians continue down the path, and Ronnayboi repeatedly trips over rocks and salamander feces while listening to his iPod*
Ronnayboi: Damn salamanders. For some reason I now have a craving for a cheeseburger and a lemonade.
Samuel: You remember what happened last time you said that to me.
Ronnayboi: Oh yeah, I forgot. I had to stick my hand down my pants for warmth after that, but no more warmth now.
Samuel: You sick bastard, and we will all look at my Playboy magazines, while you lay there and cry thinking about how much fun you could be having, but NOOOO, you just had to rape a bear.
Goldfish: Ronnayboi, I will slap you with my Fishstick if I have to.
*Plays some random Tarzan music*
*The FCDians seen a chest behind Beffermorth's back*
VertexCannon: BM, what's that?
Beffermorth: Nothing of your concern.
*Vertex tackles Beffermorth, and claims the chest for himself*
*Vertex opens the chest*
VertexCannon: I can't believe it... I'M RICH! It's a chest full of pennies, razorblades, and grass flavored jellybeans!
*Beffermorth snatches back the chest with vigor*
Beffermorth: Vertex, stfu. I'll be the one who decides what use this will serve.
*The FCDians finally find a good spot for camp*
Beffermorth: Alright, now we can set up camp.
*No one moves*
Beffermorth: Oh yeah, no supplies. Damn.
*They all just sit down*
*The FCDians watch Gunpowder closely, Gunpowder appears to be thinking*
Gunpowder: Dude, I just figured out how to count to thirty-one for the first time in my life.
Rice Krispies: That's sexy.
Wimpy: Alright, break out the magazines Samuel.
*After the do you know what, they end up telling stories to each other*
Mario Fanboy: THIS ONE TIME, I HAD SEX WITH A DOLLAR, AND I GOT ANOTHER DOLLAR.
Hand-Drawn: I can beat that. THIS ONE TIME, I STUCK MY HEAD OUT OF THE CAR WINDOW AND I SAW SOME SQUIRREL EATING SUM STUFFINS.
Dermanderis: Pomf.
Beffermorth: Shit, we should go spend all the money on some stuff.
Samuel: Hell yes.
Beffermorth: And darn, I'm hungry for some Hot Pockets. Let's go to Wal-Mart and get some Hot Pockets. And maybe some taquitos. :O
Mario Fanboy: ANOTHER TIME, I HAD SEX WITH A TWINKIE. IT TURNED OUT TO BE A HUMMINGBIRD, AND GOT MY DICK...
Beffermorth: Yes, we get it. Samuel, fetch the jetpacks, we're blowing this joint.



James Earl Jones: And that is Chapter II, wait, no one died yet? Oh, hold on ninnyes.


*Samuel pushes Wimpy into the fire*


James Earl Jones: And there you have it, Chapter II.

[Super]

Edit space.

[Llama on Steroids]

If you see flying penguins, don't be alarmed. Because it's just a little bit of... SHAKE.... AND BAKE!

[Super]

The camping trip originally from FCD is back in black.


The upcoming chapters will feature the various characters from NSF as well as the FCD members.



D:

[Zies]

-Rapid n00b killing.
-Large amounts of egg nog.
-Rotting ham sandwiches
-Lots o' random Tarzan music.

...How come there's none of this?...

[Super]

-Rapid n00b killing.
-Large amounts of egg nog.
-Rotting ham sandwiches
-Lots o' random Tarzan music.

...How come there's none of this?...

We're working on it. We've already addressed a few of those in chapter one, which is almost finished.

[HTA!]

Almost as great as Echo's story.  :O

[Macawmoses]

I found that character list, now I have to find it again, motherintercourse ers.

[Flying Chickens]

I levitate. Beware. I need my name changed to Flying Chickens on here...

[えっちーせんぱい]

Why do i always get the weird name for anything? :(

At least use my real name >_>

[Llama on Steroids]

Bravo! Chapter II is a masterpiece. A work of art. Whoever wrote that is a genius.

[Llama on Steroids]

Chapter I: The Beginnage


(We know NSF people aren't supposed to be in a Chapter yet, but Tranny is our ninny and he will show up for the chapters he's not supposed to be in)


James Earl Jones: Greetings, my furries. I am here to tell the tale of the tale
of FCD and NSF, and their encounters with themselves. You will see the hardships they
incur during their adventures, the power of friendship, teamwork, and sexual
pleasure created by the sticking of weewees in a bear's ass.


*The NSFCDians arrive at a strip club, teeming with horny motherintercourse ers and hot
poledancers with STDs*
Dermanderis: Fuck.
Beffermorth: What?
Dermanderis: I want a Turkey Sub on White.
Beffermorth: We just passed Subway not even five minutes ago.
Samuel: Guys, we should get on with this chapter.
Dermanderis: k
N00b: Ew, no cocks in here.
Tranny: Yay, no cocks in here.
Beffermorth: Oshi-, look at that hot slut on the pole.
*The NSFCDians all look with lust and growing cocks, including Tranny, with his extra big cock*
Dermanderis: OH FUCK A FLYING TOAD.
*A poledancer with an excellent vagina vaginally descends from her stage with a hefty jar of mayonnaise
Poledancer: Hey hon, you want some mayo?
Omegay: I'm allergic but I wants some.
*Poledancer hands mayo to Omegay with her vagina, and he dies instantly*
Fish: LOL, dumbass. CRANK UP TEH TARZAN MUSIX.
Schmuck: LOL, my name rhymes with intercourse , guys.
Samuel: That it does. BUT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT OMEGAY CUZ HE WAS
DUMBASS.
Schmuck: Orite. LOL.
*N00B's phone rings*
N00B: Hello, I love cocks.
Caller: Hey, this is the government. There's an assload of money for Samuel
because he's a poor-ass Mexican. We'll only give it to you guys and him if you
go and defeat the The Ferocious Flesh Eating Underground Rhinoceros in the darn
forest. Bye.
N00B: I hate it when people are testi-calling me. I better tell the others while
still thinking about my thoughts about cocks.
*N00B informs the others with information jumbled with his blatant attraction to
trouser snakes*
Dermanderis: You know, I feel like defeating a The Ferocious Flesh Eating
Underground Rhinoceros. Let's go to the darn forest.
Ziezy Whiezy: Why?
Dermanderis: Yeah.
Ziezy Whiezy: Oh, okay.
Samuel: I think we should get drunk first.
*Everyone drinks and gets drunk as hell*
Beffermorth: Why did we trust N00b with the phone?
Dermanderis: I dunno. I think we were drunk as hell.
VIVA VIAGRA, VIVA VIAGRA. VIIIIVAAAAA, VIIIIVVVVVAAAA VVIIIIIIAAAAAAGGGGGGRRRRRAAAAAA!
*Samuel has the sudden urge to take a big ass dump*
Samuel: Oh intercourse .
Dermanderis: What is it now Samuel? Did your mom tell you that she's not making Spaghettio's tonight?
Samuel: Worse.
Dermanderis: How is there anything worse than that?
*Samuel suddenly skips to the bathroom in a very manly way*
N00b: Cocks.
*N00b follows Samuel into the bathroom and begins to suck on Samuel's cock*
*Samuel, enraged at N00b's poor blowjob ability, begins to suck on n00b's cock to show him how real men suck*
*Tranny begins to poledance*
*Everyone's cock shrinks and they leave and head to The Damn Forest*
*Except for Tranny's cock, his grows larger and hairier and he begins to cry*

[Super]

The latest chapter killed exactly 977 condors.

[Kilroy]

This looks amazing. It should be very interesting >_>