The NSFCD Camping Trip

[Super]

This looks amazing. It should be very interesting >_>

You bet your ass it is, and will be.

[Llama on Steroids]

Chapter I is a masterpiece! A work of art! Whoever wrote it is a genius.

[Ridley]

2nd chapter is better than the first but it is still pomf.

[Llama on Steroids]

2nd chapter is better than the first but it is still pomf.

Indeed Chapter II is very Pomf, but we'll top it eventually.
By the way, I'm the one that wrote Chapter II. :O

[Super]

2nd chapter is better than the first but it is still pomf.

Indeed Chapter II is very Pomf, but we'll top it eventually.
By the way, I'm the one that wrote Chapter II. :O

Yeah, but I added a poopload of stuff to it.

[Llama on Steroids]

2nd chapter is better than the first but it is still pomf.

Indeed Chapter II is very Pomf, but we'll top it eventually.
By the way, I'm the one that wrote Chapter II. :O

Yeah, but I added a poopload of stuff to it.

Yeah I know that. I was going to say you put stuff in it and edited some crap but I wanted all the glory. :P

[Super]

We added Byte as a writer. He passed the POMF quiz.

[Kilroy]

POMF

I'll start writing tonight. I'm jumbling ideas around in my brain.

[Llama on Steroids]

CHAPTER III: XAVIER THE DONUT GOES TO THE BANK.


James Earl Jones: *in his pomf deep voice* We start off with our NSFians, shopping for food at Wal-Mart,
in the Damn Forest. They start in the Frozen Food isle.


Gayziken: We need fried chicken.
Rioninny: Yeah.
Gayziken: Hell yes we intercourse ing do.
Rioninny: Yeah.
*Silvercock69 attempts to open one of the refrigerators that contain french fries, but then the handle falls off because God hates him*
Silvercock69: Fuck, I broke it. :(
Roy: lolapelpie
*Silvercock69 attempts to pick up a bag of french fries, and the bag rips*
Silvercock69: Fuck, I broke it. :(
Rioninny: God, Silvercock. Quit breaking every intercourse ing thing. My cum is less messy than you, and it's made of orange juice.
*Fatty starts eating the frozen french fries off the floor*
*Suddenly there's a floating piece of ham*
Roy: That's sexy.
*The floating ham stops floating and lands on WIIFLAMER, killing him to death*
Corned Beef: Damn, I'm all out of owl chocolate bars.
*A moose walks up to Rani-eh, calls her a whore, and walks off*
AAAAAA: We need to get back to shopping guys. Uncle Pete won't be happy if we're not back soon.
Silvercock69: You see this is why everyone hates you. Your name has too many vowels and you're the responsible one.
Pedro Sanchez: My cousin is hot.
*They walk down another aisle and find chocolate pudding*
*Roy "Dumbass" Flurnagan takes a Snack Pack and shoves it up AAAAA's ass, he suddenly dies and his corpse disappears*
Roy: VICTORY DANCE!
*Roy begins to pick her nose*
*The FCDians enter Wal-Mart in search of fatty food filled with carbs. Also, Hot Pockets*
Beffermorth: OH MY GOD IT'S MEN IN BLACK ON SALE FOR 2.99 I'M GETTING IT!
Samuel: Before we leave guys, remind me that I need new Playboy magazines. These ones have too many cum stains.
*Larry38 spots something sexy*
Larry38: Holy intercourse  check it out!
N00b: Cocks?
Larry38: No! Cheese sticks!
*N00b grabs one and gives it a handjob, and the FCDians wonder why they haven't killed N00b yet*
Ziezy Whiezy: Seriously, what the intercourse ? N00b should just gtfo.
*Goldfish grabs a box of Lucky Charms and then raises it up as he's going to hit N00b with it*
Goldfish: You know they're making Japanese Lucky Charms now? You have to hold the box up to light to see if it's American or not. We don't want small charms now do we?
*Ronnayboi, who remains dickless, wishes he could at least have a japanese man sized dick*
Ronnayboi: Can I borrow your fishstick, Goldfish?
Goldfish: NEVER.
Queso: Fuck this guys, there's a strip club not too far away from here. Who's in?
Dermanderis: Don't get me wrong, as much as I love whores, we need some fried chicken. We also need a spatula.
Queso: Why the intercourse  would you need a spatula?
Dermanderis: So I could stick it in ur puss- Erm, I mean because that rhinoceros is allergic to spatulas.
*They walk down to the frozen food aisle, in search of fried chicken, and come across a bunch of queers having sex and eating french fries off the floor*
N00b: Is anyone here gay?
Tranny: Me! Suck me off like you do with your mother!
N00b: I <3 Cocks.
*While N00b goes to town, Samuel discuss to the NSFians about having them join up and help the FCDians take down The Ferocious Flesh Eating Underground Rhinocerous*
Rioninny: What's in it for us?
Samuel: An endless supply of Playboy magazines and french fries.
Roy: That's sexy. Before anyone has time to think about it, WE'RE IN YOU HOE!
Rioninny: Oh okay. Lemme go get my metal corn dogs so we can defeaterize teh Rhino.
MORE FLAGS, MORE FUN, SIX FLAGS!
*As they were leaving Wal-Mart, some random ass jews come up and take their fried chicken*
Dermanderis: Fucking jews took the fried chicken! AFTER THEM!
*Right as they run out the Wal-Mart, it blows up*
Silvercock69: Fuck, I broke it. :(



James Earl Jones: Will they defeat the rhinoceros? Will they catch the jews then eat all the fried chicken? Will N00b find another cock? Stay tuned.

[Super]

There you have it. Chapter III.

[Kilroy]

I'm proud, I came up with the last 4 lines :)

[Kaz]

this is so gosh darn pomf

A+++ story will read again

[Llama on Steroids]

this is so gosh darn pomf

A+++ story will read again

<3

[Darkstar45]

lmao silly Silvercock69, he broke walmart :D.
looking forward to chapter 4.

[Ridley]

What is going to happen to Noob?