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Started by Kilroy, January 01, 2009, 11:14:04 PM

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Kilroy



Welcome to Animal Crossing: Peculiar Planet! This is my new adventure, based on the adventure of Kilroy (heehee I'm so original), in the town of Nowhere. This will operate like Adventures with Gregg Casey did, where I draw commands that I feel will pertain to the story at hand.

I'm going to get started like everyone does in Animal Crossing.



"hai i'm rover teh sooper kawaii cat ^_^" The cat introduces himself. "so ur movin to nowhere?"

>YES

"oh tahts pretty cool"

>TALK CORRECTLY

"Sorry about that, I must have had the unitelligencer on or something. Anyway, I didn't get a chance to ask you your name."




"Kilroy? That's a pretty cute name."

>I'M A GUY YOU DIPSHIT



You've never seen someone look so repulsed in your entire life.

"Yar, we be gettin' off at nowhere purdy soon..." The Kap'n says. Thank God, that conversation ended awkwardly.

As you are about to get off the bus, the Kap'n says "Yar, me bucko, take this map if yer new here, yeh might want to go to the Town Hall before anything, too."




Now that you've got the map, where do you want to go?





Also, don't judge me on my use of old pictures D:

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Kilroy

1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
"yes you are anusface, but i am better than!!" - taw, steam forums
 FOR NSF MASCOT

Kilroy

1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
"yes you are anusface, but i am better than!!" - taw, steam forums
 FOR NSF MASCOT

Macawmoses


Doodle

Go to Doodle's house. That name just screams awesome. :P
YEAH

Kilroy

Quote from: mackormoses on January 01, 2009, 11:32:24 PM
Go Home first.
You feel that you should go home first, but you realize that you haven't even gone to the town hall to ask about the town!


The "You Are Here" indicator is now your head.

You head into the Town Hall.



"Hello, I'm new here in town." You say to the pelican at the desk.

"Oh, you must be KILROY! Hi and welcome to Nowhere! I'm Pelly, and I work here from 7 A.M. to 8 P.M.! The Town Hall is open 24 hours a day, so if you need anything, just come here and ask!"

"But, if you work here from 7 to 8, then who ru-"

You suddenly realize something odd about Pelly.



Her head is floating exactly one pixel up from her body. Strange.

"You need a house, right? You better go talk to Mr. Nook, he'll help you out!"

"But, who ru-"

"Good day, sir!"

"Ma'am, who run-"

"I said, Good day, sir!"

A little freaked out, you leave the Town Hall.



Tom Nook is already there. Creepy.

"Hello, KILROY! I'm Tom Nook, and I'm going to sell you your house? You have money, right? The house will cost 19,000 Bells!"

Bells? You only have dollars.

"Um, Mr. Nook-"

"Please, call me Tom!"

"Alright... Um, Tom, I've only got dollars..."

"Oh, let me see those!"

You give him all your money.

"What are you talking about? These are bells! See?"



Odd. You were quite sure you had American Dollars, not Nowharian Bells.

"Well, anyway, your new house is where it says "House" on your map! Well, go, shoo, you can meet the neighbors later!

Before Nook runs off, you notice something odd, once again.



His head is one pixel above his body too! What's going on here?

Anyway, what do you do?
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Doodle

YEAH

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Red

Kill Nook. That way you don't have to pay.

Spam


Kilroy



Alright, here's the intercourse ing deal with Nook.



You see this guy? Yeah, that's Nook. Thomas D. R. Nook. He owns the general store in Nowhere. He sells things to you, he buys things from you for a reasonable price. He also sold you your own home. Your own intercourse ing house. You'd be living out in the intercourse ing cold without this intercourse ing amazing raccoon.

Do you intercourse ing understand that?

I don't think you do.

You see, Nook is the only way that you can stimulate the economy in Nowhere. There's no other imports or exports. Nowhere is like it's own intercourse ing island. You didn't take a BUS to Nowhere.

You intercourse ing took a TIME TRAVELING HUNK OF KRYPTONITE.

That's right, you flew to Nowhere, which is far in the future, in a intercourse ing huge piece of Kryptonite.

Without Nook, you would have lived at home, in your retarded little apartment, with your mom (who Tom Nook is now intercourse ing, by the way), and browsed /b/ all day.

All. Fucking. Day.



Do you intercourse ing see that? That's you. For the rest of your intercourse ing life. You would have sat home, all intercourse ing day, on a 1980's IBM, browsing /b/. How the intercourse  does that make you feel, you inconsiderate whore?

Tom Nook brought the TIME TRAVELING PIECE OF KRYPTONITE to YOU, because he intercourse ing felt SORRY FOR YOU, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT.

You would have NEVER MADE IT ANYWHERE IN LIFE.

EVER.

Without Tom Nook. Tom Nook is the most amazing person in this intercourse ing Universe. Better than anyone you can intercourse ing name.
1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
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Spam


Red


Kilroy

#13
Quote from: Spam on January 02, 2009, 07:59:21 PM
What about Vaatix?


OH FU-


















Ok, that was a joke. I'll get to the normal story next post.
1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
"yes you are anusface, but i am better than!!" - taw, steam forums
 FOR NSF MASCOT

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