Super Smash Bros. (Insern New Fight Term Here) 4 Speculation Thread

[Kayo]

Impossible. People have been doing it for a while and nobody has yet brought up a "good" one because they don't like the characters, even though they really do fit.

Who says they really fit? That's an opinion.

[DededeCloneChris]

Who says they really fit? That's an opinion.

Yes, but flame wars exploded when opinions were brought up. It's inevitable.

[Kayo]

Yes, but flame wars exploded when opinions were brought up. It's inevitable.

What makes your opinion any more valuable?

[DededeCloneChris]

What makes your opinion any more valuable?

Uh, what opinion?

[Ravioli]

WHY DOES THIS EXIST

SSB4 IS NOT EVEN IN FUCKING DEVELOPMENT

And after what a clusterintercourse  Brawl was, the series has intercourse ing nowhere to go but further downhill.

[Zero]

wut

Brawl is pretty fun. But then again I have friends.

[Neerb]

No one's going to be offended by someone else posting a roster; it's all speculative fan ideas. If someone HAS one, by all means, throw it out there; I'm trying to think of more characters myself, but it's a tad difficult for me to think of anyone right now.

[Kayo]

No one's going to be offended by someone else posting a roster; it's all speculative fan ideas. If someone HAS one, by all means, throw it out there; I'm trying to think of more characters myself, but it's a tad difficult for me to think of anyone right now.

Please don't think of any more characters if they're gonna suck and you have no way to defend them.

[DededeCloneChris]

Please don't think of any more characters if they're gonna suck and you have no way to defend them.

I didn't see his list. Was it that bad?

[Zero]

MY FAN ROSTER:

Slippy
Krystal
ZOROARK
Koopa
POO
ISAAC OMG
Samurai Goroh
Princess Daisy
Waluigi
Mega Man
Pac-Man
Phoenix Wright
Shadow
Tails
Knuckles
LIQUID SNAKE
PIRANHA PLANT
NARUTO
GOKU
MAGNETO

BEST ROSTER EVAR FUCK YOU KIDS IM SO AWESOME FOR WANTING THESE CHARACTERS ARRRRRGGGHHGGGHGH

[Kayo]

MY FAN ROSTER:

Slippy
Krystal
Koopa
POO
ISAAC OMG
Samurai Goroh
Princess Daisy
Waluigi
Mega Man
Pac-Man
Phoenix Wright
Shadow
Tails
Knuckles
LIQUID SNAKE
PIRANHA PLANT
NARUTO
GOKU
MAGNETO

BEST ROSTER EVAR FUCK YOU KIDS IM SO AWESOME FOR WANTING THESE CHARACTERS ARRRRRGGGHHGGGHGH

HOW COULD U NOT INCULDE ZOROARK HES SO FUKCING AWESOME AND PERFECT!!11!!!!!1

[Zero]

HOW COULD U NOT INCULDE ZOROARK HES SO FUKCING AWESOME AND PERFECT!!11!!!!!1

omg fixed

[Custom]

goku would be the best

[Ravioli]

wut

Brawl is pretty fun. But then again I have friends.

lol no

[spoiler]The fight mechanics were so watered-down from Melee that it totally lost most of its verve. No hitstun. No l-cancelling. No directional air-dodging. Motherintercourse ing tripping. Everything just felt so sluggish in comparison. Brawl rewards camping and spamming far more than its predecessor.

SSE is the most boring, useless, unbearably long and tedious piece of poop story mode of any game ever. So much wasted effort. There is intercourse ing nothing remotely entertaining about it. Did anyone even bother to use stickers?

Online play. Nothing to say there.

I'm not even a butthurt tourneyfag. The game was just so anticlimactic after how fun Melee was and after all the hype. It's like Sakurai was trying way too hard to make Brawl his magnum opus but put too much of his effort and vision into the wrong places.

I tried to be impartial with Brawl just because I figured that despite my whining it would still be worth some quality kicks and fun. Yeah, it was fun for maybe one week and that was it. My friends and I have clocked far more time into Melee. Every once in a blue moon we'll still play a couple rounds of Melee. I think I played Brawl with friends....three times? And the immediate consensus was "What the intercourse ? Did my character just intercourse ing trip? Fuck this gay poop let's go to the house of mirrors and drop shrooms."

tl;dr: I'm beating a dead horse because Brawl hate already peaked two days after its release and I don't actually care what you guys do with your time so whatever [/spoiler]

but seriously why does this exist

[DededeCloneChris]

lol no

[spoiler]The fight mechanics were so watered-down from Melee that it totally lost most of its verve. No hitstun. No l-cancelling. No directional air-dodging. Motherintercourse ing tripping. Everything just felt so sluggish in comparison. Brawl rewards camping and spamming far more than its predecessor.

SSE is the most boring, useless, unbearably long and tedious piece of poop story mode of any game ever. So much wasted effort. There is intercourse ing nothing remotely entertaining about it. Did anyone even bother to use stickers?

Online play. Nothing to say there.

I'm not even a butthurt tourneyfag. The game was just so anticlimactic after how fun Melee was and after all the hype. It's like Sakurai was trying way too hard to make Brawl his magnum opus but put too much of his effort and vision into the wrong places.

I tried to be impartial with Brawl just because I figured that despite my whining it would still be worth some quality kicks and fun. Yeah, it was fun for maybe one week and that was it. My friends and I have clocked far more time into Melee. Every once in a blue moon we'll still play a couple rounds of Melee. I think I played Brawl with friends....three times? And the immediate consensus was "What the intercourse ? Did my character just intercourse ing trip? Fuck this gay poop let's go to the house of mirrors and drop shrooms."

tl;dr: I'm beating a dead horse because Brawl hate already peaked two days after its release and I don't actually care what you guys do with your time so whatever [/spoiler]

but seriously why does this exist

You're talking like a tourney fag. They don't know fun.