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Corrupt a Wish

Started by Thirdkoopa, March 16, 2010, 11:32:29 AM

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Thirdkoopa

You know how this one works. Basically it goes like this:
User 1: I wish for *Something here*
User 2: Wish granted but *Insert something bad here* Happens

I'll start;

I wish I had working internet that would never fail.
[21:11] <mackormoses> let's take a look at today's stats
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> stats today are high
[21:11] <mackormoses> holy intercourse ing poop
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> you adding all these standards
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> is really pushing us [/quote]
Quote from: JrDude φ on May 31, 2010, 08:32:13 PM
3 of my friends smoke weed. Why? Well I asked one time, and this is what they said: "Because I can blow out smoke and it makes me feel like a intercourse ing dragon"

Night the Lucario

Granted, however, your computer explodes, and in the explosion a large piece of your monitor stabs you in the lung, killing you in five minutes. More or less.

I wish that the Pokewalkers would let your pokemon level up more than once.
When one lives by the pen, one dies by the angry characters you misused. But it's too much fun not to!
Forsooth, I AM insane! FEAR ME, YE MORTALS, OR DESPAIR AT MY INSANITY! *insane cackling*
Ahem. Anyone have an RP? I need an outlet for my randomness. ;D
Think another thought, dream another dream, live another lie.
I'm writing poetry. Anyone have a request?
I'm Night the Lucario. Although that should be obvious. Just look at the sig. Or title and PT.

Turok

Quote from: Night the Lucario on March 16, 2010, 12:39:33 PM
I wish that the Pokewalkers would let your pokemon level up more than once.
Granted, but you can only level up twice. Ever. For any pokemon.

I wish I had money


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QuoteSo is it Capcom JPN or US screwing the PC release over? Both?
QuoteNUKE THEM FROM ORBIT, IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE

PC GAMERS



If you don't give us what we want, we'll nuke you from orbit.
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JrDude

Granted, you had a penny yesterday but forgot you dropped it in the toilet.

I wish the thread that was like this didn't die.
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Dude .

Night the Lucario

Granted, it gets brought back to life, but it's evil and horribly twisted. Like something out of Pet Cemetery.

I wish that King's books were all as scary as that one.
When one lives by the pen, one dies by the angry characters you misused. But it's too much fun not to!
Forsooth, I AM insane! FEAR ME, YE MORTALS, OR DESPAIR AT MY INSANITY! *insane cackling*
Ahem. Anyone have an RP? I need an outlet for my randomness. ;D
Think another thought, dream another dream, live another lie.
I'm writing poetry. Anyone have a request?
I'm Night the Lucario. Although that should be obvious. Just look at the sig. Or title and PT.

dawnwolfNxhoj

Granted, but the next sequel turns out to be disturbingly bright and happy

I wish that the Mighty Moshin Emo Rangers would have their new episode =(

Night the Lucario

That would be scary.

Also, since I have no idea who you're talking about. Granted, but then everyone involved dies mysterious deaths, as do all fans and everyone investigating the murders.

I wish that I could catch a god forsaken Gyrados.
When one lives by the pen, one dies by the angry characters you misused. But it's too much fun not to!
Forsooth, I AM insane! FEAR ME, YE MORTALS, OR DESPAIR AT MY INSANITY! *insane cackling*
Ahem. Anyone have an RP? I need an outlet for my randomness. ;D
Think another thought, dream another dream, live another lie.
I'm writing poetry. Anyone have a request?
I'm Night the Lucario. Although that should be obvious. Just look at the sig. Or title and PT.

Dr.Hobo2

Granted, but it is literally forsaken by God and he sends his army of angels to kill you.

I wish my Doctorate Degree was real and not drawn in crayon.

Night the Lucario

Granted. You have a PhD, and it's made out to Dr. Gregory House. Then you get arrested for malpractice and impersonating a celebrity.

I wish that I had a Midus Pinky.
When one lives by the pen, one dies by the angry characters you misused. But it's too much fun not to!
Forsooth, I AM insane! FEAR ME, YE MORTALS, OR DESPAIR AT MY INSANITY! *insane cackling*
Ahem. Anyone have an RP? I need an outlet for my randomness. ;D
Think another thought, dream another dream, live another lie.
I'm writing poetry. Anyone have a request?
I'm Night the Lucario. Although that should be obvious. Just look at the sig. Or title and PT.

Anarchy_Jas

Quote from: Night the Lucario on March 16, 2010, 06:15:04 PM
Granted. You have a PhD, and it's made out to Dr. Gregory House. Then you get arrested for malpractice and impersonating a celebrity.

I wish that I had a Midus Pinky.

You get it, but you go to pick your nose and end up dying because it turns to gold.

I wish I had doggy ears like InuYashsa! =O
"I know they hope I fall, but tell 'em winning is my muthaeffin protocol."

Night the Lucario

Granted. You're labled as a freak and a furry and crucified for making people think and children as odd questions nobody wants to answer.

I wish the Werewolf RP would start... or that someone would tell me the difference between a Werewolf RP and a regular, Sword-and-Sorcery RP that happens to have werewolves in it.
When one lives by the pen, one dies by the angry characters you misused. But it's too much fun not to!
Forsooth, I AM insane! FEAR ME, YE MORTALS, OR DESPAIR AT MY INSANITY! *insane cackling*
Ahem. Anyone have an RP? I need an outlet for my randomness. ;D
Think another thought, dream another dream, live another lie.
I'm writing poetry. Anyone have a request?
I'm Night the Lucario. Although that should be obvious. Just look at the sig. Or title and PT.

Anarchy_Jas

You end up even more confused than what you were because of the fine and specific details.

I wish I didn't  have to be so cold-hearted.
"I know they hope I fall, but tell 'em winning is my muthaeffin protocol."

JrDude

Granted, you don't HAVE to be, but you still are.

I WISH I WISH I WAS A FISH
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Dude .

Anarchy_Jas

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Quote from: JrDude ♦ on March 16, 2010, 07:16:14 PM
Granted, you don't HAVE to be, but you still are.

I WISH I WISH I WAS A FISH

Granted, but- Hey look salmon! *Catches the JrDude-turned-fish, cooks, eats*

I wish I wasn't too tired to cook something good.
"I know they hope I fall, but tell 'em winning is my muthaeffin protocol."

JrDude

I wish you didn't just insult me with that wish :|
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Dude .