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Started by Doodle, March 04, 2011, 07:10:16 AM

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Mystic

Quote from: Mackerelmoses on April 03, 2011, 09:03:47 PM
I hope you learned your lesson and use protection...or, wait, is the baby even popped out yet? I'm terribly behind on these things.
Ily

Macawmoses


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Doodle

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Syncopathic

remember kids: no rubber no love

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No pain no gain. And no stain.

phatyo

Last time I had sex was during xmax break. Let me tell you, it was horrible. It was so bad I'm afraid to have sex ever again...

Kayo

Quote from: phatyo on April 19, 2011, 09:28:54 PM
Last time I had sex was during xmax break. Let me tell you, it was horrible. It was so bad I'm afraid to have sex ever again...
Hard to believe.
I really hate how I've made more than 12,000 posts here. Thankfully this swaying, moving Chandelure makes it all worth it.
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Friendly Hostile

Yeah, poopty sex should just be all the more reason to find someone better next time.

phatyo

I went from great sex to the most horrible sex I ever had. It was horrible, I am afraid of repeating the experience. That is all lol, but I did have it since last time I posted that.

Doodle

Why was it so horrible? You must give us the juicy details
YEAH

The Seventh

All I can say is that me and my girlfriend have...explored each other a little.

We have agreed to wait a little while for sex...even if it drives us nuts.
meh

phatyo

Quote from: Doodle on May 23, 2011, 03:30:32 PM
Why was it so horrible? You must give us the juicy details
When it feels like you just sticking your soldier into a wet moist river and there barely any friction and the smell is horrible. You would understand lol

The Seventh

Quote from: phatyo on May 24, 2011, 04:37:59 PM
When it feels like you just sticking your soldier into a wet moist river and there barely any friction and the smell is horrible. You would understand lol
Uh...if it smells that bad then I'd be a bit worried...but that's just me...
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