No, intercourse Michael Jackson.
Billy Mays died today. He was found this way in his home.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529328,00.html
Our hearts go out to the Mays family, and if Vince Offer gloats we'll send our resident Heavy after him with Natascha.
Rumor has it the mess that was left behind made a stain. It was cleaned up with OXICLEAN and dried with ZORBIES.
He will be forever remembered for his infomercials.
RIP, Billy Mays.
Billy Mays was one of the greatest men to ever live. RIP, Billy, RIP.
I wonder who's next?
Michael Jackson's death saddened me way more, but the great Billy Mays will be missed.
There are not enough Zorbees in the world to soak up my tears.
I hate summer. Everyone awesome dies. Last summer, Issac Hayes and Bernie Mac died. Now this summer, MJ, Farrah, AND BILLY MAYES. D:
I call shenanigans.
His commercials were the best. :(
R.I.P. Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays.
Now I feel like buying OxyClean...
NO!
intercourse :(
R.I.P Billy Mays
It's the intercourse ing life to death action.
I can't believe it. That's all I can say. :'(
I'm going to buy some OxyClean, the first product I ever saw him advertise.
This is impossible. Michael Jackson was immortal. That makes Billy Mays more than immortal. Congress better have a moment of silence for our man Billy if they did for Jacko.
He apparently died in the same city I live in; Tampa, Florida. D=
I'll always miss the enthusiasum he gave to the commercials he was in.
WHY SO YOUNG ;_;
Now what will the show pitchmen do? They lost at least half of the show...
And who'll replace him? Everyone will be hard pressed to try and find someone as good as him...
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( GOODBYE BILLY MAYS I WILL MISS YOU SO :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
DAMN YOU VINCE OFFER
2 cups of oxyclean in his a coffee a day keeps the doctor away. :(
He was an awesome person, I still buy oxyclean to this day because of him.
He's selling OxiClean in heaven now :(
RIP Billy Mays
WHO WILL BE NEXT?!
Terrible shame. We should have a Billy Mays rank in his honor.
Quote from: Macbeth on June 28, 2009, 06:32:26 PM
Terrible shame. We should have a Billy Mays rank in his honor.
That sounds good to me. I think Billy dieing was the first time I was truly depressed when I heard a celebrity died. The infomercial industry is all but finished at this point.
MJ and Billy are having a shouting match in the afterlife. Those men loved to yell.
heard this one on Power 97 this morning
"You know how celebrity deaths usually come in 3s, right?"
"Leave it to Billy Mays to throw one in for free!"
Quote from: Jono2 on June 29, 2009, 10:47:46 AM
heard this one on Power 97 this morning
"You know how celebrity deaths usually come in 3s, right?"
"Leave it to Billy Mays to throw one in for free!"
I lol'd ;-; Why did it have to be Michael and Billy? Why couldn't it be Britney Spears and Vince Offer?
There were 4 recent celebrity deaths, Jono.
Quote from: Super on June 29, 2009, 04:15:24 PM
There were 4 recent celebrity deaths, Jono.
Don't tell me you're serious. He understood that. The free one was Billy Mays.
It's sad. Also, it's spelt Zorbeez
Quote from: Super on June 29, 2009, 04:15:24 PM
There were 4 recent celebrity deaths, Jono.
6. 2 sets of 3 D:
Ed McMahon
Farrah Fawcett
Michael Jackson
Gale Storm
Billy Mays
Fred Travalena
HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH...oh wait nevermind. ;____;
I can't believe it...I just watched Pitchmen a few days ago, it's hard to believe he's dead. :(
Quote from: Mystic on June 30, 2009, 08:04:53 AM
6. 2 sets of 3 D:
Ed McMahon
Farrah Fawcett
Michael Jackson
Gale Storm
Billy Mays
Fred Travalena
Gale Storm - Who?
Fred Travelena - Who?
Oxyclean never worked lol
Quote from: Zero on June 30, 2009, 05:32:02 PM
Oxyclean never worked lol
Your crazy, I use it all the time.
Keeps my clothes smelling fresh and stain free.
They did a Pitchmen marathon all day today.
It ended with a remembrance of Billy.
:'(
:(
From now on, on all caps day(June 28th) whoever doesn't post in all caps should be banned.
"We will miss you Billy"
:(
That's a wise idea
Quote from: Persona7 on July 01, 2009, 06:15:25 PM
You're crazy, I use it all the time.
Keeps my clothes smelling fresh and stain free.
Never worked for me or anyone else I know. Go figure.
Quote from: Tsumaru on June 28, 2009, 09:42:30 AM
Michael Jackson's death saddened me way more, but the great Billy Mays will be missed.
There are not enough Zorbees in the world to soak up my tears.
Then try a ShamWow!
Can I lock this now?
Quote from: Mystic on June 30, 2009, 08:04:53 AM
6. 2 sets of 3 D:
Ed McMahon
Farrah Fawcett
Michael Jackson
Gale Storm
Billy Mays
Fred Travalena
There was also Steve McNair who died on July 4th.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on July 13, 2009, 01:32:45 PM
Can I lock this now?
A man
died, and you want to lock the thread we made to commemorate him? You are sick.
...But will they still show his commercials?
And am I still allowed to enjoy them in the same fashion I have been doing for so long?
Life feels... empty...
Quote from: Level_9_Chao on July 14, 2009, 02:33:55 PM
...But will they still show his commercials?
I saw a Mighty Putty commercial the other day.
Billy's spirit lives on...on our TV screens. Throughout our minds. In our hearts.
I read somewhere it may have been a heart attack that got to him D=
At least it was in his sleep instead of when he was awake. My grandmother had a look of terror on her face when she was having a stroke, so...
:(