News:

<+Clu> have you tried barbecuing the computer

Main Menu

If I were president

Started by Viewtifulboy, November 08, 2007, 07:21:11 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Viewtifulboy

Imagine if I wre president.  Here are a few things that would be changed.

Cartoon Network will be forced to show a 13 hour Viewtiful Joe marathon ending with the second season season premiere.

Funimation will be stripped of all rights to the anime One Piece

Phuuz will get a hefty government support fund

More government support will go to the umbrella corporation on their development of eternal life.

In every school in the united states there will be trained officers in every lunch line.  And anyone who cuts will be tranquilized.

And last but not least, insulting Viewtiful Joe is illegal and insulting Phuuz=Death penalty.

Who would vote for me? :robotveryhappy:

FullmetalGanon

YOU MADE THIS THREAD AT NSIDER, NO.

Viewtifulboy

I know, but here political threads are OK :)

Zovistograt

Quote from: Viewtifulboy on November 08, 2007, 07:21:11 AM
More government support will go to the umbrella corporation on their development of eternal life.
This is the only thing I agree on.
"I lovat a gabber.  I could listen to maure and moravar again.  Regn onder river.  Flies do your float.  Thick is the life for mere." - James Joyce (Finnegans Wake, page 213)

FullmetalGanon

Quote from: Zovistograt on November 08, 2007, 07:30:40 AM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on November 08, 2007, 07:21:11 AM
More government support will go to the umbrella corporation on their development of eternal life.
This is the only thing I agree on.
world would over-populate and implode.

Mystic

Presidents don't make laws dumbintercourse .

Zovistograt

Quote from: FullmetalGanon on November 08, 2007, 07:38:20 AM
Quote from: Zovistograt on November 08, 2007, 07:30:40 AM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on November 08, 2007, 07:21:11 AM
More government support will go to the umbrella corporation on their development of eternal life.
This is the only thing I agree on.
world would over-populate and implode.
we colonize other planets of course.

My ultimate goal in life is immortality, no matter what the consequences.
"I lovat a gabber.  I could listen to maure and moravar again.  Regn onder river.  Flies do your float.  Thick is the life for mere." - James Joyce (Finnegans Wake, page 213)

Gwen Khan

Quote from: Viewtifulboy on November 08, 2007, 07:21:11 AM
Imagine if I wre president.  Here are a few things that would be changed.


In every school in the united states there will be trained officers in every lunch line.  And anyone who cuts will be tranquilized.


what are you 8?

FullmetalGanon

Quote from: Zovistograt on November 08, 2007, 07:44:39 AM
Quote from: FullmetalGanon on November 08, 2007, 07:38:20 AM
Quote from: Zovistograt on November 08, 2007, 07:30:40 AM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on November 08, 2007, 07:21:11 AM
More government support will go to the umbrella corporation on their development of eternal life.
This is the only thing I agree on.
world would over-populate and implode.
we colonize other planets of course.

My ultimate goal in life is immortality, no matter what the consequences.
what if we cant colonize on other planets?

Mystic

Quote from: FullmetalGanon on November 08, 2007, 07:46:26 AM
Quote from: Zovistograt on November 08, 2007, 07:44:39 AM
Quote from: FullmetalGanon on November 08, 2007, 07:38:20 AM
Quote from: Zovistograt on November 08, 2007, 07:30:40 AM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on November 08, 2007, 07:21:11 AM
More government support will go to the umbrella corporation on their development of eternal life.
This is the only thing I agree on.
world would over-populate and implode.
we colonize other planets of course.

My ultimate goal in life is immortality, no matter what the consequences.
what if we cant colonize on other planets?
Then you aren't trying hard enough.

Silverhawk79


THEEVILSPERKY

If this is a joke, you aren't very funny..

If you're serious, you have some problems..
NES, SNES, N64, GCN (Jet Black), PQ (JPN), Wii, GBP (Clear), GBC (Green x2), GBASP (x2 Cobalt, x1 NES), DSLite (Black), SG3, SDC (x1 BIG, x1 Clear black top, solid grey/beige bottom), PS (x2), PS2 (Slim, Silver), PS3 (NTSC 60GB upgraded to 500GB), PSP 2000 (Silver, 4GB), XBox360 Elite

Ridley

Another election where a canidate gets shot :Oyay :D
...Friend codes were probably implemented by the same people who wanted tripping in Brawl...
...It's quite obvious...

えっちーせんぱい


Hiei

#14
I don't vote for pedophiles that want to watch little boys through security cameras.

Never mind the fact I'm a libertarian and the president isn't a dictator.