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Game-o-rama => General Gaming => Pokemon => Topic started by: DededeCloneChris on March 24, 2011, 09:05:17 PM

Title: Dex Entries
Post by: DededeCloneChris on March 24, 2011, 09:05:17 PM
Never read those dex entries that get updated whenever you catch a new Pokemon?

Since there's a whole lot of natural biographies for all Pokemon that are widely different every time a new version is introduced, let's talk about your favorite dex entries and the ones that make no sense whatsoever. If you think I'm crazy, then go ahead and compare Excadrill's Black and White entries.

You know that Shelmet Pokemon? Its shell is stolen by a pricky Karrablast (while being traded for one no less!) to evolve. To quote TVtropes, instead of dying of dehydration, THIS SNAIL TURNS INTO A FREAKIN' NINJA.
Title: Re: Dex Entries
Post by: Kayo on March 24, 2011, 09:08:48 PM
Beware of pushing strongly on Shellos's squishy body, as it makes a mysterious purple fluid ooze out.

Squeezing your pokemon until fluid comes out? ABUSE.
Title: Re: Dex Entries
Post by: DededeCloneChris on March 24, 2011, 09:09:41 PM
Quote from: Chandelure on March 24, 2011, 09:08:48 PM
Beware of pushing strongly on Shellos's squishy body, as it makes a mysterious purple fluid ooze out.

Squeezing your pokemon until fluid comes out? ABUSE.
Reminds me of Team Plasma Munna Abuse Scene, except mist comes out instead.
Title: Re: Dex Entries
Post by: Kayo on March 24, 2011, 10:13:11 PM
Quote from: OshawottTrainerChris on March 24, 2011, 09:09:41 PM
Reminds me of Team Plasma Munna Abuse Scene, except mist comes out instead.
They definitely shortened that from the Japanese version.
Title: Re: Dex Entries
Post by: DededeCloneChris on March 25, 2011, 04:32:56 PM
Using a Litwick as a guide is a bad, bad, nasty, bad idea, because it slowly SUCKS OUT YOUR LIFE if you follow it.

How are Litwick trainers alive?
Title: Re: Dex Entries
Post by: FruitFlow on March 25, 2011, 04:33:44 PM
They have immortal spirits.
Title: Re: Dex Entries
Post by: JrDude on March 25, 2011, 06:59:11 PM
Quote from: OshawottTrainerChris on March 25, 2011, 04:32:56 PM
Using a Litwick as a guide is a bad, bad, nasty, bad idea, because it slowly SUCKS OUT YOUR LIFE if you follow it.

How are Litwick trainers alive?
They evolve it.
Title: Re: Dex Entries
Post by: DededeCloneChris on March 25, 2011, 07:04:37 PM
Quote from: JrDude 益 on March 25, 2011, 06:59:11 PM
They evolve it.
White Entry: Being consumed in Chandelure's flame burns up the spirit, leaving the body behind.

Not sure if that's any better...
Title: Re: Dex Entries
Post by: SkyMyl on March 25, 2011, 07:48:16 PM
(http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Games/P/Pokemon%20Black%20White/Everything%20Else/Pokedex/OBS%20M%20-%20Z/Yamask--article_image.jpg)
(http://gyazo.com/70e161baf2d351694bfe1f605d855ef5.png)
Title: Re: Dex Entries
Post by: Kayo on March 25, 2011, 08:05:08 PM
Quote from: SkyMyl on March 25, 2011, 07:48:16 PM
(http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Games/P/Pokemon%20Black%20White/Everything%20Else/Pokedex/OBS%20M%20-%20Z/Yamask--article_image.jpg)
(http://gyazo.com/70e161baf2d351694bfe1f605d855ef5.png)
This exactly.
Title: Re: Dex Entries
Post by: DededeCloneChris on March 25, 2011, 08:15:50 PM
(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/075/3/f/yamask_by_pettyartist-d3bs11p.png)
Title: Re: Dex Entries
Post by: Kayo on March 25, 2011, 08:28:02 PM
I love you Deathmask <3
Title: Re: Dex Entries
Post by: FruitFlow on March 26, 2011, 12:34:31 AM
It's crying from the fact that it can no longer get laid by its wife in bed.
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