Corrupt a Wish

[Turok]

I wish I could think of a better wish to wish for rather than this dumbass wish.

Granted, here is a dish of fish for you to finish (lol attempt at rhyming)

I wish that I didn't have to eat a 1 fish & a 2 fish to eat a red fish

[Rayquarian]

Granted; however, since you killed Red Fish while 1 and 2 were still alive, they were able to alert Blue Fish.  Just as you are invading his fortress, Blue manages to escape in the nick of time.  Exhausted, you head back home and forget about the incident.  Meanwhile, Blue feels the need to avenge Red; he assembles an army of krill, which begin an assault on your country.  After a long war which you completely ignore, the krill army captures your country's leader and Blue tells your leader his demands: your head on a silver platter.  The army invades your home, but you were watching the news and was able to escape.  However, Blue is waiting for you with a railgun.  He blabbers on forever about how you poke his heart or something, while you fall to sleep.  Suddenly, you feel a nail drive through your heart!  Blue says something poetic; however, you're too dead to appreciate it. you die.

I wish that my wish corruptions were more detailed, imaginative, and creative.

[Thirdkoopa]

Granted, but it never becomes granted.

I wish I didn't have odd changes between being hungry and not.

[dawnwolfNxhoj]

Granted, but then you start having odd chances of being thirsty or not

I wish that something random would happened that DOESN'T (repeat, DOESN'T) involve death, arson, rape, murder, suffering, & just about anything else negative.

[Night the Lucario]

Granted. The world and universe suddenly become so extraordinarily ordered and organized that nobody is insane anymore. There is no randomness. No fun. No games. No imagination. Just order, law, and peace.

I wish that was less horrible than anyone you realize.

[Thirdkoopa]

Granted, but the wish and the corruption actually come true.

I wish I'd stop being hungry at night.

[JrDude]

Granted, you become hungry at 1AM which is technically morning while you sleep, then eat your pillow without realizing it until you awaken.

I wish you would stop reading this sentence after the word now, but since you are still reading this you obviously failed at the wish.

[dawnwolfNxhoj]

Granted, but we all somehow succed in the wish despite what you've said

I wish that an anvil would fall on somebody that I don't know

[Modern Nomad]

Granted the anvil falls and hits a guy in the foot, however it had your name on it and he killed you.

I wish i was out of school.

[Shujinco2]

Granted the anvil falls and hits a guy in the foot, however it had your name on it and he killed you.

I wish i was out of school.

Terrorists bomb your state's capitol.

I wish I would be good enough to notice new werewolfs and participate in them.

[Dr.Hobo2]

Granted...literally. You notice a real were wolf. You participate in him by being his lunch.

I wish I wasn't addicted to this video.

[Shujinco2]

You become addicted, but a little too much. Because you are watching this thing 20/7 (And only get 4 hours of sleep), you lose your job, and lose your internet. Because of this, you get massive withdrawals that eventually kill you in a most horrific headache.

I wish for a pet fobby.

[dawnwolfNxhoj]

Granted, but the fobby turns out to be a fake, and when you try to return it to the people you got it from, you're captured and sold as a slave.

I wish that this year didn't go by so fast;-;

[Mystic]

No more years left.

I wish I had a job.

[Modern Nomad]

Granted however you new job is that of a prostitute and now have aids.

I wish I was better at MW2.