Okay, so about last week the mom of the Flood twins (The Flood Twins: Possibly androids to be the perfect children sent out by the U.S. Government) said how I looked "Really cute" and how I should go out with her daughter (Cassidy). I said how I didn't know how to respond of that and then didn't think much about it after I told TK.
So today we had a play at our school called "It's Funny!", and Cassidy was in it. She was wear a very
sexy "Interesting" dress in the play. I thought to myself "Hmmmm, not bad.", then of course, thought nothing of it throughout the rest of the school day. (For the record, I like someone else who I find a lot more attractive physically and personality wise.)
So when I come home my
psycho stalker mother says "Are you going to the dance?" and I say "Not unless I can find a dude or a chick to hang out with" (SHUT UP I'M NOT GAY). So then she says "You should go with Cassidy Flood" and I respond "Oka-- WAIT WHAT?!?!"
As far as I know/hope, my mother has no connections whatsoever with Mrs. Flood. So here's some of today's top questions for me:
- Should I go out with Cassidy or Olivia who I like a lot more but likes someone else?
- Is this some sort of Conspiracy?
- What would her brother think of this?
- Would should I do?
- Am I allergic to glutton because I really love cookies and I could be slowly killing myself.
Quote from: Missingno6 on May 11, 2010, 12:16:35 PM
(SHUT UP I'M NOT GAY)
BISEXUAL.
As for your questions:
1. If you're truly having trouble between the two, may I suggest having a few others and just going casually as a group?
2. Knowing your mom, possibly.
3. Who's brother? If he cares, drug him. v;
4. wut
5. Go take a test for it.
this thread made me lol
just go out with her. and then go for Olivia when available after some fun with Cassidy.
Quote from: THEBIRD on May 11, 2010, 12:36:01 PM
just go out with her. and then go for Olivia when available after some fun with Cassidy.
Interesting
Quote from: Thirdkoopa on May 11, 2010, 12:26:29 PM
1. If you're truly having trouble between the two, may I suggest having a few others and just going casually as a group?
Considerable
Quote from: Thirdkoopa on May 11, 2010, 12:26:29 PM
3. Who's brother? If he cares, drug him. v;
Cassidy's brother who can beat the living magikarp out of me.
Quote from: Missingno6 on May 11, 2010, 02:54:08 PM
Cassidy's brother who can beat the living magikarp out of me.
I'm going to start using that 8). And you should definitely go out with her and it is a conspiracy!!!!!
Grahhh, now my dad is involved in it.
"Do you know who I think likes you? Cassidy Flood."
The madness is never going to end.
Maybe, you should take the hint and ask this Cassidy girl out. That IS what 'normal' people do, yes?
Quote from: Midnight Absol on May 15, 2010, 03:18:49 PM
Maybe, you should take the hint and ask this Cassidy girl out. That IS what 'normal' people do, yes?
I was thinking that. But these are the things holding me back from doing that:
1) I'm "normal"?
2) I don't have any classes with her.
3) I rarely see her.
4) She doesn't have a
StalkerBook FaceBook.
Pffft. Why take one when you can take both?
Quote from: Missingno6 on May 15, 2010, 04:04:16 PM
I was thinking that. But these are the things holding me back from doing that:
1) I'm "normal"?
2) I don't have any classes with her.
3) I rarely see her.
4) She doesn't have a StalkerBook FaceBook.
1) Are you a heterosexual teenage male?
2) Does she have an MSN?
3) See 2).
4) Ah, someone explained this to me just recently. Why would you want one anyway? They seem a bit pointless to me.
Quote from: Potestas on May 18, 2010, 01:59:54 AM
Pffft. Why take one when you can take both?
Threesomes are always nice. Especially with 2 girls, so this is easily the best option so far. (;
open dem "Flood gates" man and just do it.
then drop her for the other girl when the moment's right. that's the only reasonable and good thing to do.
Quote from: Midnight Absol on May 18, 2010, 03:59:54 AM
1) Are you a heterosexual teenage male?
2) Does she have an MSN?
3) See 2).
4) Ah, someone explained this to me just recently. Why would you want one anyway? They seem a bit pointless to me.
1) Yea, I'm a strait male.
2&3) As far as I know, no.
Quote from: Smugleaf on May 18, 2010, 09:20:24 AM
Threesomes are always nice. Especially with 2 girls, so this is easily the best option so far. (;
Funny.
Quote from: THEBIRD on May 18, 2010, 12:13:59 PM
open dem "Flood gates" man and just do it.
then drop her for the other girl when the moment's right. that's the only reasonable and good thing to do.
Keep in mind, I'm not the best "Player". (Thinks back to Friday's dance when I was grinding on random chicks) Yea, that's an exception.
Quote from: THEBIRD on May 18, 2010, 12:13:59 PM
open dem "Flood gates" man and just do it.
then drop her for the other girl when the moment's right. that's the only reasonable and good thing to do.
Just do it!!!!!
Minor Conspiracy update:
I went to China Dragon for dinner. Of course I see the Flood twins and some other friends. I would have been scared, but I was with my dad, not my mom. If I was with my mom then I would have been screwed.
Quote from: Missingno6 on May 11, 2010, 02:54:08 PM
Cassidy's brother who can beat the living magikarp out of me.
Beat a Magikarp0, get a Gyarados. Remember that.
Also, if you can't decide between the two, don't bother with either. They're twins, so fooling around with one will lead to issues with the other if you like both.
That said, Olivia likes someone else. Good intercourse ing luck.
If Cassidy is into you, and you're into her at all, just go for it.
Quote from: Reel Big Fish on May 21, 2010, 07:43:52 PM
Also, if you can't decide between the two, don't bother with either. They're twins, so fooling around with one will lead to issues with the other if you like both.
I never said they were twins or even related.
Oh. You said Flood twins and mentioned Cassidy, but never gave any detail about Olivia, so I assumed.
Quote from: Reel Big Fish on May 21, 2010, 08:09:55 PM
Oh. You said Flood twins and mentioned Cassidy, but never gave any detail about Olivia, so I assumed.
Yea, my bad. I'm currently saying "F YOU" to the conspiracy and getting someone outside of the conspiracy.
...I'd hardly call Olivia part of the conspiracy at all. It's really just a "Everyone wants you to date Cassidy but you want Olivia" case.
This mystery piece in my laptop must be a self destruct timer to kill the laptop after a certain time! THEY KNEW IT WOULD BE TOO AWESOME AND THEY HAD TO DO SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU BUY A NEW ONE! HAHA, I'M ON TO THEM!
One of who?
...what the intercourse
this thread is embarassing to read
Quote from: Keeta on May 23, 2010, 10:40:46 AM
...what the intercourse
this thread is embarassing to read
Most threads here are