That's right! It's not much more difficult than that. One person asks a question, the other one gives a completely bollocks answer. Nothing more to it! Random questions, random answers, great fun.
I'll start.
Q: What year did World War II occur?
007!
Who is Who?
You is who.
Who was the wife of Justinian?
George Clooney.
What color is the sky?
I don't intercourse ing know, I'm colorblind.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?
OVER NINE F---ING THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!
What time is it on Mars?
69:69
Why is this on the wrong board?
Approximately I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. ◔ ◡ ◔
A tree falls in the forest, and nobody is there to hear it. Is SMRPG still overrated?
A: Because Chloraak knew where to post this!
Q: Why does wireless internet suck?
Yes. No. I don't know. STOP ASKING ME THINGS!!!
Is it wrong to want to drink blood?
Sometimes.
Why should Yes and No questions not be allowed? ;-;
BECAUSE THEY IS A COOL GUY. EH ANSWERS SIMPLE QUESTIONS WRONG AND DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING.
Do you know the muffin man?
Partially. He mails me doritos from Oregon.
What do all true warriors strive for?
YELLOW BELLIED PINEAPPLES!
Which is more lethal, war or peace?
Spaghetti.
What is the third letter of the alphabet?
Cheese.
When will God die?
2025.
What's the opposite of down?
Autism
Who made the rainbow?
D, of course.
Alphabet soup?
Micheal Jordan.
How many hours are there in one day?
47. For sure. No doubt on my mind.
Why am I still posting here?
Devils are lucky!
Why won't you let me cast Ultima?!
Because Lemons are actually a meat ingredient.
Why are multiple questions being asked? ;-;
Because the square root of negative minus four is not 2i!
Where are multiple questions being asked?
Meltdown.
Where do you live?
On Saturn, of course, doesn't every one?
Do you know SA_X13?
Spaghetti.
Who invented the cup?
Charles Darwin.
Should the answers have to be wrong, but at least make sense? (Like not answering 789 to a "what's your favorite color" type question)
Well see, if I were to answer that seriously it'd be taken as non seriously, so I'll say "Potato"
[spoiler]I think they should be related at least somewhat[/spoiler]
Why was my hypothetical sex thread locked?
It lacked any real sex.
Where's my money?
What do you mean, your money? You don't have any money!
Will you lend me 100 dollars so I can feed the poor?
Only if you walk my cats.
What's a cat?
A breed of dog. I though everyone knew that.
What do you think of AcerChannelerChris?
Well, they're going to "channel" quite nicely at night.
Why is google used so much?
Because Pluto isn't a planet anymore.
Who killed Roger Rabbit?
DO A BARREL ROLL.
Why do I find it annoying that this hasn't been moved yet?
Because the great d~ck in the sky hasn't chased you to Mexico yet.
Where can you buy ice cream?
From the King.
Will anyone help me?
Mah boi, that is illegal you know.
(Actually, what is the problem? D: )
What time is it in mexico land?
Time for chinese food.
Why do you smell like cheese?
Because I ate froot loops for dinner.
From which direction does the sun rise?
Weast. Duh!
Where do babies come from?
The baby tree.
How can my family destroy an operating system so easily without knowing?
Apple Pie!!!!!
How many people were there in the base destroyed by that grenade I threw last night?
That base has been deserted for years.
Is it alright?
I don't know, my magic 8 ball hasn't told me yet.
Why am I asking this question?
Because you have a boner.
Why bend over like that when you drop the soap in prison?
Silver likes it.
Why does NSF exist?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other enough, they have sex so good that it breaks the condom.
Why am I here?
Because we need someone with "ray" at the beginning of their screen name.
Why do I keep using windows media player?
Because you haven't discovered the many joys in life.
How many times do I have to repeat myself?
Negative four.
Why was this thread moved?
Because people kept complaining about your laser.
How many cups are there in a wallop?
E.
Why do I have 3 computers, 2 wireless routers and only 1 external hard drive?
700894652.
Is there a meaning to life?
42
Who birth Silver
Lugia raped a Pidgey when it was high, the somehow magically pregnant Pidgey did lots of drugs and drank a lot when Silverhawk was inside the belly, Silver was born really early as well and fell into a pool of acne medication which his body learned of and became immune to it.
m i fun e?
Only when you're killing babies.
Why can't I find a shiny Pidgey?
Because you FAIL!
Where is the book of death?
Locked in a box hidden in the deepest depths of hades.
How many Hyper Beams does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ask Helen Keller.
How many cookies did you take from the cookie jar?
Not enough.
Why do you stray from the dark side?
Because the pink side is so much more FABULOUS!!!
Hey, lets choose pick the right answer. Right?
WRONG!!!!!!!!
Do i even need to say it?
77% Yes, 23% No
Why are we so based on Aristotelian logic when fuzzy logic clearly is more right?
Cheese.
Should I have kicked the Freshman that tried to jack my popcorn?
Never, unless he was made of Styrofoam.
What are windows made out of in a world without clear objects?
Glass.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!
Cheese GRATER!!!!!!
HOW?
With science!
WHEN?
Who cares?
Should I do it?
Cheese =|
Where in the World is Carmen Sandiago?
Tallon IV.
Do you know the barber man?
Does it matter.
Should I care?
Yes because Spongebob is ready.
You're skiing down your driveway and you get a flat tire. How many pancakes does it take to cover your dog house?
Does it matter.
Should I care less?
Depends on the size of the wings of the aeroplane.
If you level up going six hundred miles an hour, then open the start menu, pausing the game, are you still moving at 12000 miles an hour?
Depends if it involves dancing monkeys.
y r u gay?
Quote from: Jason Rose on May 27, 2010, 07:43:38 AM
Depends if it involves dancing monkeys.
y r u gay?
Because I am (Heterosexual Answer FTW!)
Why is M. Bison the best?
Because he's a furry.
What is the third root of i raised to the fourth power?
Quote from: The Offspring on May 27, 2010, 01:06:26 PM
Because he's a furry.
What is the third root of i raised to the fourth power?
Pie.
What's better than pie?
Lemon cream.
Aren't mermen simply FABULOUS?!
Lemon Creme
Does it pay to give a penny to anyone (Jew?)?
Yes, but only if you add the rate of expansion to the percent of deflation.
Do you like waffles?
All food FTW.
Does it really though?
Scribble scrabble.
How many words can't you make out of seven letters?
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis you can't make that word
Why do doctor's sterilize needles for lethal injections?
To prevent the dead from becoming diseased and rising as zombies!
Are YOU prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse?
Cheese. =|
WHAT DOES MARCELLUS WALLICE LOOK LIKE!?
CANDY CANDY CANDY!!!
If Viva Pinata is about raising Pinatas, is Viva Revolutionary about raising Revolutionaries?
CANDY!
WHERE!?
Nothingtown!
Is your super hero play leaving town today?
137.4
Bonjour! English hablo voi nicht?
...Sprechen sie Deutsch?
The Holocaust was exaggerated.
¿Por qué no preguntaste tú una pregunta?
Sono bikou ayumikata hakabakashii
Anything but english!!
Amidoingitrite?
Yes, apple pie is delicious.
Got Sun Chips?
Chicken
Vulture?
Taco.
How do you acquire AIDS?
You acquire it once you watch 69 episodes of Japanese Animation over your computer monitor.
What is love? (baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more)
Love=3.141592654
Does the word "word" really mean anything?
It's a word of words that it actually a word repesenting a word meaning "a word meaning 'a word meaning "a word meaning 'a spicy dish from Singapore made of noodles and peppers'"'"
What is what is?