You find yourself trapped in a dungeon.

[Silverhawk79]

You are walking through the woods, when suddenly you fall through the ground. You find yourself in a dungeon. There is a torch on the wall. Obvious exits are north, east, and Dennis. How do you proceed?

[Macawmoses]

You go down.

[metroidhunter777]

Win Thy Dungeon Man. Lame. Trogdor will burninate your home. D=<

[Silverhawk79]

Win Thy Dungeon Man. Lame. Trogdor will burninate your home. D=<

The starting is like Thy Dungeon Man, but that's it.

[ThePowerOfOne]

What woods? And why was I walking through them?

[SkyMyl]

Stand there and observe my surroundings further. Then go down.

[Kilroy]

Pick up the key near the torch.

[Zovistograt]

GET YE FLASK

[Silverhawk79]

Stand there and observe my surroundings further. Then go down.

You see a torch, some boring stone walls, and hallways in 3 directions.

Pick up the key near the torch.

Error 404: Key not found.

GET YE FLASK

YE CAN'T GET YONDER FLASK.

[sonicdude164]

Obvious exits are NOT Dennis.

Uh, pick up the torch.

[HTA!]

Dennis
He of yon stylish sports jacket

[L10]

Grow hands.

[Silverhawk79]

Obvious exits are NOT Dennis.

Uh, pick up the torch.

You pick up the torch. The room is still poorly lit.
Dennis shakes his head disapprovingly at you.

[Silverhawk79]

Grow hands.

You do that and marvel at your double hands.

[Kilroy]

Masturbate with your 4 hands.