You find yourself trapped in a dungeon.

[Shujinco2]

Alright, I'll play it your way.

Lets see what's up that ladder!

[Kilroy]

Go back to where you started and go east.

You go east.

Laugh evilly anyway, ask Dennis to join in.

You laugh evilly, and Dennis nervously laughs along.

Ask Dennis to come along with us.

Dennis follows you east.

You go east, and see a flickering light up ahead. You come into a large room with torches all around. There is a large stone pedestal in the middle, with some odd stains on it. Obvious exits are west (you just came from there) and north. You also see a rickety ladder leading up into the unknown.

Shine flashlight up the ladder.

[jnfs2014]

Ask Dennis if he's a cannibal.

[SkyMyl]

Shine the flashlight up the ladder.

[Friendly Hostile]

Fuck Dennis and hope he will lead you out when he flees in terror.

[Silverhawk79]

Go back to where you started and go east.

You go east.

Laugh evilly anyway, ask Dennis to join in.

You laugh evilly, and Dennis nervously laughs along.

Ask Dennis to come along with us.

Dennis follows you east.

You go east, and see a flickering light up ahead. You come into a large room with torches all around. There is a large stone pedestal in the middle, with some odd stains on it. Obvious exits are west (you just came from there) and north. You also see a rickety ladder leading up into the unknown.

Shine flashlight up the ladder.

You shine the flashlight and see more ladder. It goes up for at least 100 feet, and you can't see the top.

Ask Dennis if he's a cannibal.

Dennis says no.

Fuck Dennis and hope he will lead you out when he flees in terror.

Dennis is wearing steel underwear. No rape for you.

[Friendly Hostile]

Dennis is wearing steel underwear. No rape for you.

Steel? Psh, I've dealt with worse.

[sonicdude164]

Steal Dennis' steel underwear for later use.

[JrDude]

Find the hero's clothing, Master Sword and a bunch of other poop, get the Big Key and fight the boss in the big ass door, then win, then pick up the Heart Container, then warp out magically.
DUH.

[ThePowerOfOne]

Well Dennis is obviously there are a human shield (In my eyes, anyway), I say send him up the ladder and see what happens.

But mabe Friendly Hostile was on to something, if we cut off his arm or something mabe he will lead us to the exit before he bleeds to death...? Just a thought...

[Silverhawk79]

Steal Dennis' steel underwear for later use.

Dennis pepper sprays you when you slip your hand down his pants. Bad idea.

Well Dennis is obviously there are a human shield (In my eyes, anyway), I say send him up the ladder and see what happens.

But mabe Friendly Hostile was on to something, if we cut off his arm or something mabe he will lead us to the exit before he bleeds to death...? Just a thought...

You send Dennis up the ladder. He calls down that he sees a door, but it has large scratch marks in it.

[SkyMyl]

Tell Dennis to hit the door with his fist Eight times.

[Mutilator7]

Take the stairs, the elevator is always broken and has monsters in it.

[Silverhawk79]

Tell Dennis to hit the door with his fist Eight times.

Dennis hits the door and then whines that his hand hurts. What a baby.

Take the stairs, the elevator is always broken and has monsters in it.

There are no stairs.
But there is a big altar in the middle of the room.
Hint hint.

[Kilroy]

RapeExamine the BIG ALTAR.