there is nothing that can't be turned sexual

[Titus Andronicus]

my friend challenged me with this, and i him. neither of us could think of anything

also, we came to the conclusion that every sexual joke is funnier made in a bill clinton accent

also, try to come up with something yourself. you cant.

[Syncopathic]

That chick is boring.


Done.

[jnfs2014]

Whenever you want people to be quiet, yell "NAKED!" really loudly. It works.

[L10]

I'm am already aware of this fact

[Nayrman]

[L10]

Whenever you want people to be quiet, yell "NAKED!" really loudly. It works.

reminds me...anyone have kids in their school that play this dumb game where you and someone else take turns saying "Penis" gradually getting louder as each person says it, whoever stops first loses...

[Custom]

reminds me...anyone have kids in their school that play this dumb game where you and someone else take turns saying "Penis" gradually getting louder as each person says it, whoever stops first loses...

yes

Whenever you want people to be quiet, yell "NAKED!" really loudly. It works.

Or you can yell "IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I WILL RAM MY COCK DOWN YOUR THROAT UNTIL YOU BLEED"

[Titus Andronicus]

That chick is boring.


Done.

ill show you whats not boring

ill take that silence as a yes

[Silverhawk79]

There is a bug on the wall.

[Rius]

There is a bug on the wall.

Perverted voyeur.

[Kilroy]

Tater tots.

[jnfs2014]

An index card.

[L10]

my dick

[SkyMyl]

I managed to turn a blender on once. The only problem was, once I turned it on, I couldn't turn it back off.

[Kilroy]

my dick

I can't seem to put my finger on this one.

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