So I Built a Time Machine

[ZGDK]

Sounds great and everything, but whats in Bocko91's future?
How many bestsellers have I written? ;)

You won the Stephen King Award for your book Dividing by 0: A Sci-Fi Novel.

[ZGDK]

so am i a bazillionare

No, you teach night school to illegal immigrants.

[not famy]

No, you teach night school to illegal immigrants.

but imma failure in school

[ZGDK]

Oh, famy and Boko. In the future they don't read. They download stories into their brains. Because of this you can get a college degree in 5 seconds.

[Bocko91]

Sounds great and everything, but whats in Bocko91's future?
How many bestsellers have I written? ;)

You won the Stephen King Award for your book Dividing by 0: A Sci-Fi Novel.

That's actually weird cuz it sounds like a title I would put on a book. :D
YOURE SOME KINDA CRAZY. YOU KNOW THAT? SOME KINDA CRAZY.

[Bocko91]

Oh, famy and Boko. In the future they don't read. They download stories into their brains. Because of this you can get a college degree in 5 seconds.

What if you have dial-up? How long does it take then?

[bluaki]

Wait... in 20 years, only two new Playstation systems are made? PS3 → PS5

[ZGDK]

Let's just say Nintendo gets revenge on Sony.

[bluaki]

Oh, famy and Boko. In the future they don't read. They download stories into their brains. Because of this you can get a college degree in 5 seconds.

What if you have dial-up? How long does it take then?

You expect die-up to still be around then? :|

[Tupin]

Oh, famy and Boko. In the future they don't read. They download stories into their brains. Because of this you can get a college degree in 5 seconds.

What if you have dial-up? How long does it take then?

I heard they use dial-up as a toruture method.

[JMV]

I'm sterile :|



not really.

clucky just keeps aborting our children

You're married to a certain Loretta Spears daughter of Britney Spear's sister.

wait what the intercourse


that would mean I'm guilty of Statutory rape.

[Bocko91]

Oh, famy and Boko. In the future they don't read. They download stories into their brains. Because of this you can get a college degree in 5 seconds.

What if you have dial-up? How long does it take then?

You expect die-up to still be around then? :|

Yup. :|

[ZGDK]

Oh, famy and Boko. In the future they don't read. They download stories into their brains. Because of this you can get a college degree in 5 seconds.

What if you have dial-up? How long does it take then?

You expect die-up to still be around then? :|

In the future Internet, electricity, food, water, etc... is free because we found an alternate energy source. EVERYONE has cable internet. Oh in 2012 on Dec 21 a meteor crashes into earth giving us unlimited energy.

[Bocko91]

I'm sterile :|



not really.

clucky just keeps aborting our children

You're married to a certain Loretta Spears daughter of Britney Spear's sister.

wait what the intercourse


that would mean I'm guilty of Statutory rape.

*alerts the press*
You all heard him say it!!!!

[ZGDK]

I'm sterile :|



not really.

clucky just keeps aborting our children

She gets pregant real early Jamie does. In the future you can de-age yourself. There is NO dial up. Criminals are forced to play PS3.

You're married to a certain Loretta Spears daughter of Britney Spear's sister.

wait what the intercourse


that would mean I'm guilty of Statutory rape.