Adventures with Gregg Casey.

[jnfs2014]

You hold the card to his neck and demand
he tell you the truth.

[Kilroy]

You are about to go find climbing gear, when you notice the PORN section.

You go into the PORN AISLE, FAP, COOOOOME, and realize there is a bear following you.

The bear says "DON'T WORRY I CAN HELP YOU."

You wonder why the bear that you inhaled earlier is going to help you, but you shake the idea off and declare it "Depressing".



You head back to MT. REALLY REALLY UNSTABLE.

[jnfs2014]

It sounds like the bear wants to rape you.
Go back and by steel underwear.

[Kilroy]

It sounds like the bear wants to rape you.
Go back and by steel underwear.

You think of this, but again ward it off and declare it "Depressing".

Suddenly, you have a sudden impulse to rape the bear.



You do so, and find a DEVICE on your PENIS.



The bear doesn't run away, and in fact enjoys the experience. He allows you to ride him the rest of the way home. And not in the sexual sense, pervs.

[ThePowerOfOne]

So... Is the bear part of our inventory?

[Kilroy]

So... Is the bear part of our inventory?

The bear is in the party.

If you wish to see more than your Inventory, type >MENU.

For a full list of commands, type >COMMANDS.

[jnfs2014]

I lol'd.

[Kilroy]

I lol'd.

I wasn't kidding :|

[jnfs2014]

Moving on.

[Kilroy]

You start climbing up MT. REALLY REALLY UNSTABLE.

[jnfs2014]

Use the device.

[Java]

Hunt some llamas for food.

[Kilroy]

You are about to press the FART Big Red Button on the device, when you notice something written on the bottom.



You have no idea what the intercourse  a "Sig" is, nor why you would be a "Cock-Mongler" if you "Disabled" it.

You press the button.



...




Nothing seems to happen.

[jnfs2014]

...the crap?

[Kilroy]

...the crap?

I don't understand that command.