Make a Wish at a Price

[Rayquarian]

Granted.  The show became immensely popular.  So popular, in fact, that your family becomes obsessed with it and you were forced into the child adoption system because your mom and/or dad wasted all of his/her/their money on Sailor Moon stuff and couldn't support you.  You spend your life being adopting for about a few months before being thrown back into the system.  This continues until you are 18, and they take you out of the system.  Now, you are all alone on the streets, living the miserable life of a hobo.

I wish that "If I were a millionaire, I'd be rich" wasn't in the subjunctive mood, but still remained logically true.  And I don't plan to die in any fires today.

[Thirdkoopa]

Granted but the phrase was changed into Billionare and everyone used it except you.

I wish there was more news on a Paper Mario 4 and that it was an RPG; not platformer.

[SkyMyl]

Granted, but Nintendo gets bought out by Disney and Paper Mario 4 Becomes Super Marvel Bros. Hyper Fighting Edition, with characters from Disney, Marvel, and Nintendo fighting each other.

...actually, save for being bought out by Disney, that would be badass.

I wish that I wasn't constipated right now. >_>;
Too much information.

[darkmario]

Granted, but you can no longer control your bowel movements.

I wish New Super Mario Bros. Wii had a better final bower fight

[Anarchy_Jas]

Ol' boy disguised as Kanye must really hate me. ._. But anyways...

The Bowser fight is now unbeatable.

I wish my friend's couch didn't always try to absorb me. (Seriously, once you sit, you turn into a lazy ass and don't go home for days)

[JrDude]

Granted, it now uses Giga Drain (Pokéjoke)

I wish Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo would visit me this year.

[Dark Dragon]

granted the Poo visits from out of your toliet and slimes up your presents XD.

then it goes on fire.

I wish santapaws would visit my den and give me  a bone. XP

[darkmario]

Granted, you are suddenly OH SO INTO BEASTIALITY. YOU NEEEEED IT TO SURVIVE!

I wish it would snow

[Dark Dragon]

Granted, but you get snowed on, and a Fox comes and pee on you think you are a tree.

I wish I had paws for feet.

[SkyMyl]

Granted, but soon you become a full fledged dog-person, and it would be considered bestiality if anyone has sex with you.
How terribly unimaginative.

I wish I had a body pillow.
Drop it already.

[Thirdkoopa]

Granted, but It's a body pillow of your dad.

I wish for my other laptop to be fixed.

[Triforce_Luigi]

Granted, but then it spontaneously combusts.

I wish I could kill things with my mind.

[Kayo]

Granted, but you accidentally kill yourself.

I wish something good was on TV, and nothing happened that prevented me from watching it.

[Anarchy_Jas]

Something good comes on... But it's something good to me, not you.

I wish I didn't feel so terrible...

[Kayo]

You feel good now, but you feel even worse on christmas.

I wish Hannah Montana stopped airing.