Make a Wish at a Price

[Dark Dragon]

granted.

But you get a IOU on card that freezes on touch.

I wish I had Minerva Mink.

[darkmario]

Granted.
But since I don't know who/what that is, I can't grant it to you.

I wish I knew what/who Minerva Mink is.

[SkyMyl]

Granted, but then someone drops a mallet on your head and you promptly forget.

I wish Final Fantasy VII didn't exist.

[Anarchy_Jas]

Granted, but a Final Fantasy with even more of a ridiculous fanbase and whatever else you hate about FFVII exists.

I wish my friend and I's epic b-day party of epicness didn't end yet.

[darkmario]

 Granted. You both have a poem themed birthday party, where you and all your guests read poems. And it never ends.

I wish that the next person who posts will corrupt this wish.

[JrDude]

Too bad.

I wish for a shoe.

[Dark Dragon]

granted.
but there is a egg in there so you can beat it.

I wish there was someone besides me knows what anthro's are.

[jnfs2014]

Granted, but that person is me.

I wish I wish for a fish.

[SkyMyl]

Granted, but whenever you decide to wish for it, the fish is revealed to be a shark.

I wish my Wii could read discs properly again.

[darkmario]

 Granted, but after reading a disk, your Wii shatters it.

I wish that this wish was a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish.

[Rayquarian]

Granted, but after reading a disk, your Wii shatters it.

I wish that this wish was a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish.

Granted, but the wish gods have muted you, therefore, you can not make the wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish.

I wish nothing existed.
What price could I possibly pay for wishing that?

[Rayquarian]

Granted, but the wish gods have muted you; therefore, you can not make the wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish.

I wish nothing existed.
What price could I possibly pay for wishing that?

[SkyMyl]

I wish for immunity to dust.

[Dark Dragon]

granted.

but now you can't walk in out when the sun is up. (get outside when the sun is up and you become a rock forever).

I wish I could fly like Arthur Dent.

[So_So_Man]

Granted, but the world is destroyed by aliens in order to make room for a hyperspatial express route.

I wish I could think of a wish.