Make a Wish at a Price

[Anarchy_Jas]

Granted, but the world is destroyed by aliens in order to make room for a hyperspatial express route.

I wish I could think of a wish.

You end up wishing for the stupidest wish ever.

I wish it was warm in here...

[JrDude]

Granted, but your house burns down along with everything in it.

I wish I could grant my own wishes.

[Anarchy_Jas]

You end up granting all the ones that'd you regret making.

I wish for a lifetime supply of lemonheads.

[darkmario]

Granted, but you live forever and now every lemon head made goes to you. When people realize this they hunt you down and attempt to kill you, but you can't die. So for all of eternity you are mercilessly beaten.

I wish this next wish was the wish that I wished for when I didn't have a wish to wish.

[Anarchy_Jas]

Granted, but you live forever and now every lemon head made goes to you. When people realize this they hunt you down and attempt to kill you, but you can't die. So for all of eternity you are mercilessly beaten.

I wish this next wish was the wish that I wished for when I didn't have a wish to wish.

The world explodes.

I wish I could control fire. (=<

[Kayo]

Granted, but it is attracted to your hand and burns you.

I wish i was an actual NOE rep

[Dark Dragon]

Granted.

but the SWAT team toss you in jail because they don't know you.

I wish I became a dragon so I can use all for elements (fire, earth, ice, and Lighting).

[BOREDFOREVER]

Granted.

but the SWAT team toss you in jail because they don't know you.

I wish I became a dragon so I can use all for elements (fire, earth, ice, and Lighting).

Granted, but you get slain and turned into dragonskin boots.

I wish I had some fresh ham salad.

[JrDude]

Granted, but you aren't allowed to eat it and won't.

I wish I got an A on my research project D=

[Dark Dragon]

Granted.

but however in some stupid way, the school changed the scores meaning "F" is  excellent and "A" worst. D=

I wish I was a dragon Rider.

[Allegretto]

Granted, but you get slain and turned into dragonskin boots.

I wish I had some fresh ham salad.

Runescape refrence, Nice.

Granted but no dragon's listen to you.

I wish I had my WoW disk.

[Dark Dragon]

granted, but it's broken and burned.

I wish I could grab some one punch the living daylights out of them.

[Anarchy_Jas]

You grab and punch yourself.

I wish I knew what I want for Christmas.

[SkyMyl]

Granted, but you don't realize until after Christmas.

I wish I had an endless supply of Pepsi Throwback.

[Anarchy_Jas]

Granted, but you don't realize until after Christmas.

I wish I had an endless supply of Pepsi Throwback.

You drink it all and end up with lots of zits and rotting teeth because of all that sugar.

I wish I could think of the name of that one Earth Wind and Fire song...