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Make a Wish at a Price

Started by Thirteenthorder, December 08, 2009, 07:31:17 PM

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darkmario

 Granted. A day later someone finds a finger in their food and sues you for everything you own. And you are forced to work in your own(Well what used to be your own) restaurant as a dishwasher to finish paying off the lawsuit.


I still wish that I finished my research essay for global studies.

jnfs2014

Granted, but it sucks and you get a zero.

I wish thirteen would recognize my wishes and not skip them.

Anarchy_Jas

Quote from: PokemasterJ on December 20, 2009, 03:08:04 PM
Granted, but it sucks and you get a zero.

I wish thirteen would recognize my wishes and not skip them.

Granted, but your wishes are corrupted in the worst ways possible.

I wish I could sing.
"I know they hope I fall, but tell 'em winning is my muthaeffin protocol."

darkmario

 Granted, but you have to rap.(well that's a corrupt to me)

I finished my  research paper. I wish I get an A on it.

Anarchy_Jas

lol fail corruption...

You get an A on the paper, but you can't deliver the same quality on the next one and get a F on it.

I wish for peace.
"I know they hope I fall, but tell 'em winning is my muthaeffin protocol."

Dark Dragon

granted. so you die for it. XP

I wish I could kill Sh0rTi again.
Check my art out on DA.

http://foxphantom21.deviantart.com/
(and don't be insulted if you find a Pic that I did. XP)

Anarchy_Jas

Quote from: FoxPhantom on December 20, 2009, 07:28:07 PM
granted. so you die for it. XP

I wish I could kill Sh0rTi again.

You could, but you won't because you fear my wrath and I'm too lovable.

I wish to have amazing unstoppable powers.
"I know they hope I fall, but tell 'em winning is my muthaeffin protocol."

darkmario

#172
Your power is to give yourself a disease that will kill you in 3 days. No can can stop it.

I wish I could know what any given person is thinking at any given time.

Anarchy_Jas

Quote from: darkmario on December 20, 2009, 07:33:31 PM
Your power is to give yourself a disease that will kill you in 3 days. No can can stop it.

I wish I could know what any given person is thinking at any given time.

You come upon a disturbing thought that traumatizes you for life.

I wish to be part of Fairy Tail. (http://www.otakucenter.com/fairy-tail-f1146.html)
"I know they hope I fall, but tell 'em winning is my muthaeffin protocol."

darkmario

 Wish granted. Gah... That site traumatized me. Just looking at it should be a corruption in itself...

There you go...


I wish I never clicked that link.

Anarchy_Jas

Quote from: darkmario on December 20, 2009, 09:43:35 PM
Wish granted. Gah... That site traumatized me. Just looking at it should be a corruption in itself...

There you go...


I wish I never clicked that link.

You click on an even more traumatizing link

I wish for a merry Christmas.
"I know they hope I fall, but tell 'em winning is my muthaeffin protocol."

JrDude

Granted, but a serial killer gets the merry and kills you on Christmas.

I wish Pokémon were for realz.
[move][/move]
Dude .

Anarchy_Jas

You end up pissing off a Charizard, and it roasts your ass to a crisp.

I wish I had a giant flying twin-tailed cat.

"I know they hope I fall, but tell 'em winning is my muthaeffin protocol."

darkmario

 Granted, it kills you after you get it.

I wish they made more episodes for "Code Lyoko"

Anarchy_Jas

All the episodes suck.

I wish they didn't intercourse  up Sailor Moon when it was made into an anime.
"I know they hope I fall, but tell 'em winning is my muthaeffin protocol."