Make a Wish at a Price

[The Riddler]

Granted, but it's 'cause you are knocking women up left and right. Also catching stds.

I wish I could have a nice big piece of apple pie right now.

[Anarchy_Jas]

The apple pie is nasty.

I wish to have a dance party. x3

[JrDude]

Granted, but no one comes.

I wish this wish was more creative.

[darkmario]

 Granted, it turns into a wish of how you want to die. It's very graphic. Interesting read, you should pick it up when you get the chance.

Granted, I now wish you would jump off a cliff. :3

I wish that you didn't wish that.

[Triforce_Luigi]

Granted. He now wishes that you jump into a tank of acid filled with acid-breathing sharks.

I wish acid-breathing sharks existed.

[Kayo]

Granted, but they are 8 inches long and live miles and miles under water, never coming close enough to humans to be able to be caught and placed in tanks.

I wish darkmario didn't wish that i didn't wish that he would jump off a cliff.

[darkmario]

 Granted, but you jump off a cliff for no apparent reason.

I wish that K didn't wish that I didn't wish that he didn't wish that I would jump off a cliff.

[Kayo]

Granted but you die

I wish this wish wasnt a wish.

[Rayquarian]

Granted.  Your wish, not being a wish, cannot be granted, but since the wish is not granted, your wish is a wish, meaning it's granted, meaning that your wish is not a wish, but since the wish is not granted, your wish is a wish, meaning it's granted, meaning that your wish is not a wish, but since the wish is not granted, your wish is a wish, meaning it's granted, meaning that your wish is not a wish, but since the wish is not granted, your wish is a wish, meaning it's granted, meaning that your wish is not a wish, but since the wish is not granted, your wish is a wish, meaning it's granted, meaning that your wish is not a wish, but since the wish is not granted, your wish is a wish, meaning it's granted, meaning that your wish is not a wish, but since the wish is not granted, your wish is a wish, meaning it's granted, meaning that your wish is not a wish, but since the wish is not granted, your wish is a wish, meaning it's granted, meaning that your wish is not a wish, but since the 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And you die of old age.

I wish that post didn't stretch the page.

[Dark Dragon]

granted.

but it needs to be deleted to do so.

I wish I was a renamon.

[Eizweir]

granted, but seeing as I have no idea what that is, I have to refer you to someone else.

I wish I was a better guitar player.

[Dark Dragon]

granted. but since you did not say which guitar player, you become some other guy who has the same talents as you previously did.

I wish I could do a barrel roll.

[Rayquarian]

granted. but since you did not say which guitar player, you become some other guy who has the same talents as you previously did.

I wish I could do a barrel roll.

Granted, but you get shot down while rolling and die in a fire.

I wish I could raise my power level to over 9000!!!

[Kayo]

Granted, but it can't go OVER 9000 so its not outrageous.

i wish

[SkyMyl]

, but .

I wish that I had an extra cloth for my Swiffer Duster.
That is quite possibly the most basic wish in this thread.