Make a Wish at a Price

[darkmario]

 I wish that AAAAAAAAAA made a wish

[Rayquarian]

Granted.  He wishes that Darkmario died in a fire.

I wish that Darkmario died in a fire again.

[Thirteenthorder]

Granted.  He wishes that Darkmario died in a fire.

I wish that Darkmario died in a fire again.

Granted, but you perish alongside him.

I wish I was young again ;_;

[Kayo]

Granted. you are now a fetus and must repeat your entire life again. i wish i could make a good wish

[Triforce_Luigi]

That good wish results in the deaths of you and everyone you care about.

I wish for a good wish that has no negative side effects.

[Kayo]

Wish failed, such a wish is impossible

I wsih i wuold stop maknig typoos

[darkmario]

 Granted, bt evry oen els dose nd you look stoopid fore speling words corecly

I wish I had some fireworks for new years.

[Kayo]

Granted. It is now illegal to light them in your state. They are now useless.

I wish 2010 was the year of NSFCD

[Dark Dragon]

granted, but you become a slug head.

I wish I could I smack the next guy who makes a wish.

[Rayquarian]

Granted, but I am now a battle mage.  With my incredibly high magical resistance and decent defenses, your only hope of inflicting damage on me is with a ranged weapon.

BTW, I wish I had resistance to ranged weapons.

[JrDude]

Granted, but you are weaker than tissue to close ranged combat of any kind.

I wish it was 2009

[Kayo]

Granted, but you have been sent back in time one year and must repeat all of 2009 over.

I wish January wasn't a no fap month

[Dark Dragon]

granted, but you become slimy every time your ready.

I wish we all die.

[Rayquarian]

granted, but you become slimy every time your ready.

I wish we all die.

Granted, but everybody except you goes to heaven.

I wish I had cookies.

[Dark Dragon]

 granted, the dark side took them all so they can bring more people in.

I want to go to the dark side.