Make a Wish at a Price

[JrDude]

Granted, but you get fatter (O_O)

I wish I had a magic pencil (like from Spongebob :B)

[The Riddler]

Granted, but the tip keeps breaking.

I wish I had a good paying job with benefits.

[Anarchy_Jas]

Granted, but the boss is a ninny.

I wish the temperatures here stayed reasonable.

[JrDude]

Granted, but your house gets flattened by a falling giraffe.

I wish I would explode.

[Dark Dragon]

granted, but the pain won't kill you and your heart keeps beating and beating forever.

I with I had a death note, so I shread some of the paper up, spinkle over the on comers head so they could get the living daylights scared out of them.

[Anarchy_Jas]

granted, but the pain won't kill you and your heart keeps beating and beating forever.

I with I had a death note, so I shread some of the paper up, spinkle over the on comers head so they could get the living daylights scared out of them.

Granted, but someone ends up hitting you in the face with a badminton racket in reaction to getting scared.

I wish I was able to train myself to be epic like Luna the Crazy Kung-Fu Wolf Bitch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQCYWNsIEJo

[JrDude]

Granted, but someone like Huey kicks your ass with the Kumatei WAI TAH!

I wish that I didn't make this wish.

[The Riddler]

Granted, instead you're busy taking it up the butt.

I wish I never get sick like this again.

[Anarchy_Jas]

Granted, instead you're busy taking it up the butt.

I wish I never get sick like this again.

Granted, you don't "get sick like this again," you get worse.

I wish we didn't have to go outside in the snow because someone pulled the alarm.

[Kayo]

Granted. You now have to go outside in the snow for no reason.

I wish for a taco

[Mystic]

Granted, but you die.

I wish I had a better computer.

[JrDude]

Granted, but it gets stolen.

I wish I had the power to be invisible at will.

[Dark Dragon]

grantec, but your body vanishes forever.

I wish I was a animator.

[Anarchy_Jas]

Granted, but the world goes into a black hole because of you grammar error.

I wish people would stop sending me Fishville/Farmville/etc invites.

[Kayo]

Granted. You now have no facebook friends.

I wish for a perffectly good condom