The Official NSFCD "Corrupt A Wish" Thread

[Daft Pink]

You learn to do the Kamehameah wave but end up getting butt raped by Michael Jackson and die. :|

I wish this thread didn't exist.

[Shujinco2]

It doesn't... but then Phaze starts one anyway.

I wish I still had my G&W sig NES_DUDE made for me.

[Macawmoses]

You get your sig back, only to find out it is over our size limit. Subsequently, you put in in after numerous warnings, and I ban you for kicks and giggles.

Next, this is Official, as I approved of it.

I wish I had the skills to join the Edmonton Oilers on Defense.

[Jono2]

You get your sig back, only to find out it is over our size limit. Subsequently, you put in in after numerous warnings, and I ban you for kicks and giggles.

Next, this is Official, as I approved of it.

I wish I had the skills to join the Edmonton Oilers on Defense.

granted, but you have to play with Sean Avery as your defence partner, and you lose all of the games that you play against vancouver and calgary, and you score 10 own goals.

I wish I had an ice cream cone.

[Shujinco2]

You get fatal brain freeze.

I iwsh I were a mod

[Macawmoses]

You get fatal brain freeze.

I iwsh I were a mod

The rest of us mutiny against you, thus removing you via a conspiracy.

I wish Canada was more of a world power, then a world pushover.

[Silverhawk79]

But your leader is Bush.
I wish I had an internet connection.

[Spam]

You do but the cops find out it's illegal...

I wish I could fly...

[Silverhawk79]

But you can only go 6 inches off the ground.
I wish I had a real job. :(

[Spam]

You get a job at McDonald and the fry cook burns your whole face...

I wish I was a box...

[Doodle]

You get your box, but it's on fire...forever.
I wish this scab on my finger would heal already.

[.:DL:.]

Turns out the scab gets worse day by day and it grows.

I wish I had a new car.

[Red]

The car was stolen.

I wish my cousin's uncle's mother's girlfriend was born before 1987, therefore ending world hunger and all punishment in a series of elaborate and intricate schemes that were predetermined by a group of world leaders, who teamed up against an Australian uprising, only to realize the only way to end all the tyranny is to give my cousin's uncle's mother's girlfriend a premature birth.

[.:DL:.]

She ended up being born on 1988.


I wish I lived in Gotham City.

[Doodle]

Vince Carter, while visiting, knocks you out by throwing you a signed basketball, which you miss. Batman mistakes you for a crook and kills you.
I wish I had some more wishes.