There Once was a land of randomness called, uh... Random Land! Yes. And the people of Random land where very fun loving. Oh, and Random too. They did all sorts of random and fun stuff all day. But there was one (can I reveal what he is? No? OK.) evil dude who hate fun and happiness and randomness. He hated the people and wanted to make them BORING!!!!! (Dun Dun Duuun!!!) So he took the Artifact of Randomness and broke it into four piece and scattered them across Random Land. Now some heroes, or at least someone, will have to go and find the pieces and bring them back to the Temple of Randomness before everyone and everything becomes BORING!!!!! (Dun Dun Duuun!!!) Are you going to try to be the hero or something?!
Rules and Stuff!
1.No gmodding. (pretty much means don't control other characters cause you can do whatever.)
2. No spamming. (I H8 THAT!)
3. No flaming. (or you will get burned!)
4. Use correct Grammar and spelling for actions at the least.
5. There is no rule five!!
6. Have fun!
Profile thingy!
Name:
Age:
Gender:
Race:
Other:
Mine!
Name: Alex
Age: 14
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Other: He has a Nemesis!
POST NOW! OR SOMETHING!!!
((Yes, this took all of ten seconds to come up with, and yes, the first page is supposed to look like that.))
AMAZING! :O This somehow reminds me of my first fan fic that I did...What the hell, I'll join it. :P
Name: Dr.Hobo2 (YES! You have to include the 2 in his name! >:()
Age: 32
Gender: Male...2 No, just male
Race: Human
Other: He's a hobo with a PhD
Brilliant! Here's 10 Million dollars!
Name: Wolfpika
Age:16
Gender: Male
Race:You know who he is god darn it.
Other: Let's see....anything that you don't know about him is nothing, so everything is good.
Alex: *Is standing around doing nothing. Why? CAUSE HE CAN!!!*
Hooded dude: HAHAHA!!! *Runs by Alex with the Artifact of Randomness*
Alex: *Stares as the man runs by* *Thinking... Thinking... Thinking...* *ERROR 404! Sanity not found!* *Realized what happened. Hey! YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT!
Hooded dude: *Stops, turns around and walks up to Alex* Why not?
Alex: Cause it's not yours.
Hooded dude: Well I don't care. NYEH! *Runs off*
Alex: NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO- Hey a penny!
((Once again, reminds me of my first fan fic since it uses script style. XP))
Dr.Hobo2: What? Where!? *tackles Alex* Mine! *takes penny*
"What the hell... two men fighting for a penny... well, more like an adolescent, but hey, better break it up- OOH! A NICKEL!"
((Good 4 u!))
Alex: NOOOOOOOO! IT'S MY PENNY!!! *Starts beating Dr. Hobo2 with a trout*
Name: T_L
Age: 13
Gender: Male.
Other: No one knows what that stands for... Should be obvious though.
Dr.Hobo2: Hey, hey HEY! *puts up his hand* You NEVER use a trout to smack somebody...You use a salmon! *starts whacking Alex with a salmon*
"This is ridiculous! Both of you, break it up!" Wolf fired an Overheat towards the two.
Alex: AAAUUUUGHHHHHHHHH! IT BURNS! IT BUR- hey, grilled salmon! *Bites Salmon*
Dr.Hobo2: *catches on fire and so does the salmon* AH! *stops, drops, rolls until the fire is put out* hm...*takes a bite of the salmon* not bad.
T_L: *watches from sidelines* This is awkward...
Alex: Can I have my penny?
Hooded dude: NO! *Steals penny, Salmon and nickle*
Alex: Hey! That's the guy that stole the random... thingy!
Dr.Hobo2: GASP! You couldn't mean....THAT random thingy...do you?
Alex: YES! *Points upwards* The Artifact of randomness!
DUN
DUN
DUN!
Dr.Hobo2: So...does that mean we should do something about it?
Alex: YES! *Points upwards*
Dr.Hobo2: Okay. *looks upwards* Am I supposed to be seeing anything now?
Name: Boa
Age: 15
Gender: Male
Race: Human/Werewolf
Other: Turns into a werewolf at night. Yay!
Boa: *appears there* *Yawn* Wuzzat?
Alex: *Looks at Dr. hobo2* *Shifty eyes* *Glues a rock to his neck*
Dr.Hobo2: Hm...there's this strange sensation I'm feeling on my neck. Anyways, what should we do about this? *scratches rock*
Alex: Uh. Find the bad dude?
Dr.Hobo2: Okay...*rock randomly falls off* So...how do we do that?
Alex: Uh. We look for him?
Dr.Hobo2: My GOD! That's brilliant! *looks around...sees Boa* Aha! *lunges at Boa*
Alex: YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! *jumps on Boa and Dr. Hobo2*
(You do good Random work Dr. Hobo2)
Dr.Hobo2: We've got you now!
(Thank you. It used to be my fan fic carreer. :))
T_L: ... *throws penguin at Boa*
T_L: ... *throws penguin at Boa*
*Two penguins hit Boa (( :P )) * AH! What was that for ;_;? *is tackled* AH! What was that for ;_;? *throws rocks at DH2, T_L, and Alex*
Name: JaButt
Age: Wha..
Gender: Can't tell
Race: Between alien and Insect.
Other: JaButt.
Dr.Hobo2: *gets hit by rock* Ow...you're the one who took the nickel and the penny, right?...Oh, and that one ancient artifact thingy but I WANT MY PENNY!
Alex: *Gets hit by rock but ignores it.* *Pulls off Boa's pants and starts looking throught the pockets*
Dr.Hobo2: Have you found my penny yet? *pokes Alex*
T_L: Ha, sucks to be you! *is hit by rock* ...
Alex: It's my penny! *Strangles Dr. Hobo2 with the pants*
Dr.Hobo2: Ack! *gets strangled* If I...don't...get...the penny...I want...the...artifact then.
T_L: ... *throws penguins at DrHobo2 and Alex*
Alex: NO! Too important! *Gets hit by penguin* OW! That's it! I'M CHARGING MAH LAZAR!!
T_L: Okay. You are weird...
Alex: I'M FIRING MAH LAZAR! *Fires a huge lazer out of his mouth* SHOOP DA WHOOP!
T_L: A nickel! *conveniently bends down to pick up nickel, dodging the laser*
Alex: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I MISSED! :(
Dr.Hobo2: Aha! That was the nickel from before! *takes nickel and sniffes it* That hooded guy...went...Somewhere else than here!
Boa: HEY GIVE ME MY PANTS BACK! I WAS GOING COMMANDO! *shields uncovered area* AND I DIDN'T STEAL ANYONE'S PENNIES!
T_L: O.O Dude... This is sooo wrong.
Wolfpika: Weird.....
Alex: *Takes nickle and looks at it* Hmm... *Licks* AUGH! YUCK! IT BURNS! *Starts licking the ground to get rid of the taste*
(( Iz I in?))
(Your in as long as you fill out all the parts of the profile thing even if you put grape as your age)
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on April 22, 2008, 04:42:15 PM
Name: JaButt
Age: Wha..
Gender: Can't tell
Race: Between alien and Insect.
Other: JaButt.
(((This is just randomness...so basically spam...))
"ALEX IS TUPID! TUPID! TUPID!
Alex:*Turns to wolf* SHUT UP NOOB!
DR.Hobo2: Wait! It's that hooded guy! *points to hooded guy who just so conviniently happens to be standing there* Strange...I said that only to be random...
Alex: That ain't him. That's a hooded guy, not a hooded dude.
Dr.Hobo2: Oh...my mistake. Hey, I got a wonderful idea!
Alex: WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT? *Twitch*
(( May I join? Character like 8 posts ago.))
(( I SAID YES!))
Dr.Hobo2: Oh...you wanted me to say it?
Alex: eh, why not?
Dr.Hobo2: Well I just wanted to make sure that everyone wanted to hear it and I wouldn't be waisting anybody's time or anything horrible like that because that wouldn't be very good since we need to hurry and do something so we aren't doing nothing which would also be horrible because I don't know why it'd be horrible...Or do I?
Alex: GET ON WITH IT! *twitch*
Dr.Hobo2: Get on with what?
Alex: *Snap*
...
Dr.Hobo2: Um...yayz?
Alex: BIRDS!
Dr.Hobo2: Maybe we should search for the hooded dude in the cafe over there. *points to cafe that wasn't there before but now is by some freak tear in space-time*
Alex: HALIFAX! WICKY WICKY WICKY! MOMBO TIME!
Dr.Hobo2:...*ignores and goes into the cafe*
Alex: *Jumps on Dr.Hobo2 and starts ripping out his hair*
Jabutt walkes up and pantses everyone in RP.
Dr.Hobo2: Ow! That hurts! *throws Alex off and puts on a paper bag hat*...*then gets pantsed* Hm...I feel an odd breeze in a place I shouldn't...
Alex: *Pants are gone* Your pants are gone.
Dr.Hobo2: Or are they? *pants magically get pulled back up*
Alex: *Disappears then reappears behind Dr.Hobo2* HI, I'M ALEX!
Dr.Hobo2: And I'm Dr.Hobo2. Nice to meet you.
* repantses everyone and gives atomic wedges*.
Alex: ZOMG! Wedgie! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT BURNS US! IT BURNS US!
Jabutt: *Gets out butt picking machine and uses it on Alex*
Alex: *explodes*
Suddenly, from out of no where, fifty ninjas appear.
ninja 1: You are under arrest for ilig- illy- illlll-
ninja 2: Illegally.
ninja 1: That what i said! For illegally making someone explode. YOU MUST NOW FACE JUDGMENT FROM OUR CHEIF!
Tremendously fat ninja: I am Mi-Tu Fat! I am the Cheif of the Ninja Police! I will now pass judgement! For Making someone explode, I will jump on you! PREPARE FOR PUNISHMENT!
Dr.Hobo2: Is that all you got? Surely you can make a better punishment than that!
Mi-Tu Fat (Nice name, eh?): For insulting me, you shall go first! *Jumps five miles in the air and comes crashing down on Dr.Hobo2, leaving a hugh crater*
Dr.Hobo2: *gets slammed into the ground* That...didn't hurt...one bit...Now can somebody help peel my flattened body off the ground?
Mi-Tu Fat: Really? I didn't hurt? Boys, roll hhim up and put him in, THE BLENDER! *Dun dun dun*
Dr.Hobo2: GASP! The blender is horrible but whatever you do. Please don't throw me into that restaurant that's having a free buffet!
Mi-Tu Fat: FREE BUFFET?! MUST EAT! *Runs off*
Ninja 1: *Looks at Dr.Hobo2* You just had to say it.
Dr.Hobo2:...Hm...not exactly how I thought it'd go but...okay. Now face the wrath of the hobo! *grabs a garbage can that somehow survived Ti-Tu Fat's jump attack and throws it at Ninja 1*
Ninja 1: *Chops up can into ten billion bits with a katana* THE BLENDER! GET THE BLENDER!
Ninja 2: *Grabs blender and puts it on Dr.Hobo2's head*
Dr.Hobo2: So that's how you want to play...*kerate chops blender and it smashes into a thousand pieces* *jumps at ninja 2* Take this! *jabs at Ninja 2's stomach with two fingers*
Ninja 2: Nooo! This is not part of the plan! *KO!*
Ninja 1: I got him! *Aims rocket laucher at Dr.Hobo2*
Alex: *Falls out of the sky and onto ninja 1*
Ninja 1: Oh, look at all the pretty stars... *KO!*
Alex: What happened?
Dr.Hobo2: Meh, nothing exciting or anything.
Ninja 3: OMG! Ninja 1 and 2 are out!
Ninja 4: WHAT DO WE DO!?
Ninja 5: GET TO DA CHOPPA!
Ninjas 3-50: *Gets in a nearby chopper and fly off*
Alex: O_o
Dr.Hobo2:...Could this have had anything to do with that hooded dude?
Mi-Tu Fat: WHAT HOODED DUDE!?
Dr.Hobo2: Um...the one who took that one ancient artifact thingy...AND MY NICKEL!
Mi-Tu Fat: What artifact thingy?
Alex: The Artifact of Randomness!
Mi-Tu Fat: OH-EM-GEE! YOU MUST FIND THAT DUDE AND GET THE ARTIFACT WHATEVER BACK OR ELSE!!! *In normal voice* Take this whistle and blow when you find him. We will come to help.
DA NA NA NAAA!
Alex got the Ninja police force summoning whistle! Blow to summon Mi-Tu Fat and his gang of ninjas!
Yay! Now we'z got the power of ninjas on our side! ;D
Mi-Tu Fat: CORRECTION! He gets the power of ninjas. YOU GET SQUAT! MI-TU FAT! AWAY!!!!!!!!! *Jumps away into the sky*
Dr.Hobo2:...Oh...*thinking* How does he jump up like that with all that weight on him? *out loud* Okay. Does we go to find the hooded dude?
JaButt: *pantses ninjas*.
Purely a spam RP, locked.