First off, it's giving me tips on MEN. Half of the crap would make me wanna break up with the chick. Next, it nags you not to get laid before marriage. Then, it has all of this counceling (sp?) crap explaining how to deal with getting dumped.
IM NOT A 30-YEAR OLD WOMAN! >:(
Alright, who did it?
You did something to /b/, didn't you? YOU FOOL! THEY NEVAR FORGET!
:| umm ok well I know it was not me.