What would you do if...

[Psilocybin]

You had the ASHPD (Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, the 'Portal Gun'), in real life?

Personally, I'd put one in my girlfriend's room and one in my room.
Then, I could go there even if my parents say no.
And other things I won't say <_<.

Either that or put one in my school and one in the ocean and flood the school  ::)

[Tupin]

I would put one in Hawaii and one at home.

[Helios]

I'd use it to steal money from banks at night.

[JrDude]

One in the girls locker room ::)
the other on the wall of my locker in my backpack  ::)

[Psilocybin]

One in the girls locker room ::)
the other on the wall of my locker in my backpack  ::)

What if someone finds it and tries to go through? xD
And another interesting thing would be put one under a person, and the other next to 'em. then they'd bounce up and down. or one below and above, but when you stopped it, they'd die <_<

[Tupin]

One in the girls locker room ::)
the other on the wall of my locker in my backpack  ::)

What if someone finds it and tries to go through? xD
And another interesting thing would be put one under a person, and the other next to 'em. then they'd bounce up and down. or one below and above, but when you stopped it, they'd die <_<

That's why Chelle has those foot springs. :)

[Psilocybin]

One in the girls locker room ::)
the other on the wall of my locker in my backpack  ::)

What if someone finds it and tries to go through? xD
And another interesting thing would be put one under a person, and the other next to 'em. then they'd bounce up and down. or one below and above, but when you stopped it, they'd die <_<

That's why Chelle has those foot springs. :)

But obviously, if this is IRL everyone doesn't have those, so the unsuspecting person would die. I'd also like to add, no one else knows about the portal gun.

[JrDude]

One in the girls locker room ::)
the other on the wall of my locker in my backpack  ::)

What if someone finds it and tries to go through? xD
And another interesting thing would be put one under a person, and the other next to 'em. then they'd bounce up and down. or one below and above, but when you stopped it, they'd die <_<

Fine, then I'd put it in a hat that I always wear to school ::) and never remove it.

[Tupin]

One in the girls locker room ::)
the other on the wall of my locker in my backpack  ::)

What if someone finds it and tries to go through? xD
And another interesting thing would be put one under a person, and the other next to 'em. then they'd bounce up and down. or one below and above, but when you stopped it, they'd die <_<

Fine, then I'd put it in a hat that I always wear to school ::) and never remove it.

Sweet. ;D

[Cbajd5]

You can't shoot portals through water. (Water can travel through portals though,  The gun can't shoot through water.)
Portals cannot be placed on moving surfaces, and if a surface moves after a portal has been placed it will be closed.
Portal placement shots cannot be shot through any object, including windows.
Portals are around the average size of a human being.
Portal shots can only trael a certian distance before they lose power. The portals, however, can be any distance apart.

I would just find something that would be convient for me. Like one in school and the other at home. I could sleep in longer.

Or one at Chuck E. Cheeses and one in my locker, JUST BECAUSE OF THOSE COMMERCIALS MADE ME SUDDENLY THINK OF THIS. FOOD AND GAMES. AT SCHOOL.

Or create perpetual energy and make millions. A water wheel and an endless waterfall... (Portal under a source of falling water (Like a drain.) and then put a portal above said source.)

[Rayquarian]

I'd put one in my mom's home in Texas, and one in my grandma's home in Arkansas.  That way, I can live with my entire family, despite the 500-mile obstacle.

[JMV]

one here and one with clucky