Some people really do need to find a hobby.

[Sgt.Chilly]

potw

Team Rocket never stood a chance.

Also wear a gosh darn belt!

[Titus Andronicus]

some people really do need to find a belt

[SkyMyl]

Okay, I'll give an actual response. That old man must've been desperate, or something if he called the police over something like that. Or, he's sensitive, so he got all butthurt and called the police.
You can tell he's just typing this out so he doesn't look like a total jerkass.

Also, I fail to see the point of sagging. So, in conclusion, PULL YOUR PANTS UP AND WEAR A BELT.
In conclusion? There was hardly enough of an "argument" to say "in conclusion".

[Friendly Hostile]

Locked for dear diary;.  And for being phatyo.  And no, I'm not going to move it to Power Down.