Idk the rules well and I'm too lazy to read them. But I'm posting this anyway.
Two days ago, I went over the my girlfriend's house to spend some time with her. We went to the park, walked around a bunch, took some pictues. Common sort of boyfriend girlfriend things. We went back to her house eventually and her parents told us we should eat some lasagna, and they were goona go out for a little bit.
I'm not one to brag about my sexual life, but let's just say, when we get the opportunity alone, we like to take it. Plus it had been over 2 weeks. So we went into her room and got our business done.
However, she's in the process of getting a new bed. So for now, she is sleeping on a beanbag. And her room has carpet flooring.
So not thinking and caught up in the moment, the 45 minutes of awesomeness turned into "What the f*ck why do my knees hurt".
I got rug burn from having sex. That was definitely my WTF of the day.
Has anything crazy like this ever happened to anyone else.
wat
Nothing that crazy has happened to the majority of the forum due to the fact that 98% are virgins and 1% claim to have lost their virginity, but are lying.
Oh goody I can tell you a story.
Yesterday, I was at my gf's house. For some reason, we ended up in the bathroom. (don't ask).
And as I sat on the floor, I turned the dog's water bowl over. So, the whole time I was doing awesome poop, my pants were wet. Fucking awesome man.
Quote from: Sync~ on September 01, 2009, 01:20:39 PM
Oh goody I can tell you a story.
Yesterday, I was at my gf's house. For some reason, we ended up in the bathroom. (don't ask).
And as I sat on the floor, I turned the dog's water bowl over. So, the whole time I was doing awesome s***, my pants were wet. f***ing awesome man.
You were wearing pants? xD
Quote from: Sync~ on September 01, 2009, 01:20:39 PM
Oh goody I can tell you a story.
Yesterday, I was at my gf's house. For some reason, we ended up in the bathroom. (don't ask).
And as I sat on the floor, I turned the dog's water bowl over. So, the whole time I was doing awesome s***, my pants were wet. f***ing awesome man.
You have a girlfriend?
This thread is turning into something weird. Bai
Quote from: バシャーモ-せんぱい on September 01, 2009, 03:02:58 PM
This thread is turning into something weird. Bai
It started off weird.
I can't say that this has ever happened to me. Why would you just make her get on top of you.
No. We prefer beds and non-carpet floor.
Few times on carpet, but those weren't as fun.
Yes, but that involved getting in trouble for doing some things in a not-so-private place...
Long and embarrassing story short: two office detentions, and a bad rap with the new vice principal. Thank God he didn't have the authorization to suspend us, which was supposed to happen.
My reaction to this whole thread:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/Tsumaru/1238451148768-1.jpg)
Seriously, why would you guys share these things to people who are basically strangers?
Quote from: Tsumaru on September 01, 2009, 06:32:57 PM
My reaction to this whole thread:
Seriously, why would you guys share these things to people who are basically strangers?
Because they feel we won't be able to do anything with that information and don't care? :U
Quote from: Doodle on September 01, 2009, 06:36:26 PM
Because they feel we won't be able to do anything with that information and don't care? :U
Exactly.
Like, I couldn't tell any of my friends that I absolutely hate the guy my ex-gf (we're still friends) is going out with now and that he's a man whore that just jumps from one girl to the next, but I can't. I can tell you guys, though, even though you don't care.
Quote from: Tortilla on September 01, 2009, 06:39:25 PM
Exactly.
Like, I couldn't tell any of my friends that I absolutely hate the guy my ex-gf (we're still friends) is going out with now and that he's a man whore that just jumps from one girl to the next, but I can't. I can tell you guys, though, even though you don't care.
Does Totla need a brohug?
Quote from: Tsumaru on September 01, 2009, 06:42:20 PM
Does Totla need a brohug?
SOMEONE NEEDS A BROHUG.
*brohug*
uguu~
Quote from: Tortilla on September 01, 2009, 06:39:25 PM
Exactly.
Like, I couldn't tell any of my friends that I absolutely hate the guy my ex-gf (we're still friends) is going out with now and that he's a man whore that just jumps from one girl to the next, but I can't. I can tell you guys, though, even though you don't care.
That sucks. Lucky you could be on good terms with your ex. Mine dumped me for some emo faggot.
Quote from: Lotos on September 01, 2009, 08:33:17 PM
That sucks. Lucky you could be on good terms with your ex. Mine dumped me for some emo faggot.
Honestly, the only reason we're friends is that we have the exact same group of friends, more or less.
We couldn't avoid eachother if we tried, so after the month of not talking we decided to be friends since it'd be easier for everyone.
her bf is also some emo faggot
we should make a club
One time I was having sex with my girlfriend on her futon in her guest bedroom cause her parents let me stay the night lol, there was a cut in the mattress a string was poking out.
My girfriend was lying on it and she was lets say at the bottom and I was on top and she kept on cutting herself with the spring. After about a good 20 minutes I noticed but I never told her :) I love that futon <3
Quote from: phatyo on September 01, 2009, 08:39:35 PM
One time I was having sex with my girlfriend on her futon in her guest bedroom cause her parents let me stay the night lol, there was a cut in the mattress a string was poking out.
My girfriend was lying on it and she was lets say at the bottom and I was on top and she kept on cutting herself with the spring. After about a good 20 minutes I noticed but I never told her :) I love that futon <3
You're an idiot.
one day phatyo was banned forever
not this day, but one day in the near or far future
Quote from: Tortilla on September 01, 2009, 08:39:19 PM
Honestly, the only reason we're friends is that we have the exact same group of friends, more or less.
We couldn't avoid eachother if we tried, so after the month of not talking we decided to be friends since it'd be easier for everyone.
her bf is also some emo faggot
we should make a club
We shared a similar group of friends too, but they turned on her eventually because she made bad choices ^_^ I still have no life though, obviously. That's where we differ.
Quote from: Lotos on September 01, 2009, 08:43:47 PM
We shared a similar group of friends too, but they turned on her eventually because she made bad choices ^_^ I still have no life though, obviously. That's where we differ.
The thing is, she doesn't make any serious mistakes, besides this, but I'm the only one that thinks that way.
Besides, she couldn't take it emotionally if everyone turned on her, so I couldn't even if everyone else did, because I'm too nice like that.
Quote from: Tortilla on September 01, 2009, 08:46:42 PM
The thing is, she doesn't make any serious mistakes, besides this, but I'm the only one that thinks that way.
Besides, she couldn't take it emotionally if everyone turned on her, so I couldn't even if everyone else did, because I'm too nice like that.
Nice people finish last though :(
Quote from: Tortilla on September 01, 2009, 08:41:58 PM
one day phatyo was banned forever
not this day, but one day in the near or far future
oh god no. he's too fresh to ban.
Quote from: バシャーモ-せんぱい on September 01, 2009, 08:47:44 PM
Nice people finish last though :(
Attractive people can be jerks and have friends.
Besides, I can't really help me being nice. It's kinda just how I am.
I am not one of those people.
Quote from: Rhadamanthus on September 01, 2009, 08:48:22 PM
oh god no. he's too fresh to ban.
true
he's gotta represent for all his homies who are too unfresh to use the internet
Quote from: バシャーモ-せんぱい on September 01, 2009, 08:47:44 PM
Nice people finish last though :(
That's why I didn't get laid in the last relationship. She claimed she didn't want to have sex because the last bf "tried" to rape her, when in another bulletin post on MySpace said he was "chill" :/
This one time I had a girlfriend and she was awesome but we never got anywhere in our sex life.
Which was okay I guess. But then she broke up with me. The end.
Quote from: Tortilla on September 01, 2009, 08:50:00 PM
he's gotta represent for all his homies who are too unfresh to use the internet
Honestly I only come back to see how much you guys hate me lol. It makes me happy to know that theres someone out there giving a intercourse about "Fresh" I am and how ghetto I is.
Well oh well. Keep the lulz coming :)
Quote from: phatyo on September 01, 2009, 08:54:48 PM
Honestly I only come back to see how much you guys hate me lol. It makes me happy to know that theres someone out there giving a intercourse about "Fresh" I am and how ghetto I is.
Well oh well. Keep the lulz coming :)
Aren't the lulz are at your expense?
Quote from: phatyo on September 01, 2009, 08:54:48 PM
Honestly I only come back to see how much you guys hate me lol. It makes me happy to know that theres someone out there giving a f*** about "Fresh" I am and how ghetto I is.
Well oh well. Keep the lulz coming :)
Whomever activated karma should be smacked. It's a stupid feature. But that doesn't mean I can't applaud this man. All of you do so.
Quote from: phatyo on September 01, 2009, 08:54:48 PM
Honestly I only come back to see how much you guys hate me lol. It makes me happy to know that theres someone out there giving a intercourse about "Fresh" I am and how ghetto I is.
Well oh well. Keep the lulz coming :)
Hi Phatyo.
Can we lock this now?
Quote from: Rhadamanthus on September 01, 2009, 09:57:21 PM
Once you get mod, you may.
None of the admins here like me enough for that to ever even be a slight possibility of occuring out of the many of millions of people that could do it.
Nothing strange for me, but I;d imagine it was strange for my roommate who was awoken at 5 AM because of me bringing a girl to bed
Quote from: Tsumaru on September 02, 2009, 04:05:00 AM
uguu~
I still don't know what that means, nor why you guys like using that so much. :-\
Quote from: Lotos on September 02, 2009, 11:22:09 AM
I still don't know what that means, nor why you guys like using that so much. :-\
Silver trying to be weeaboo.
I think it's a variation of "Ugh," but I'm not entirely sure. D:
Quote from: Lotos on September 02, 2009, 11:22:09 AM
I still don't know what that means, nor why you guys like using that so much. :-\
HAU ;-;
You know something like this happened to me. The only difference is that I was humping my couch.
Quote from: Fish on September 02, 2009, 01:21:10 PM
You know something like this happened to me. The only difference is that I was humping my couch.
Someone re-enable Karma so I can give this man a +1
Like, people posted in my thread.
Oh, and did i mention the first time I had sex with this girl was in the grass outside her apartment in a thunderstorm?
F*ck you, tradition.
Quote from: Ron on September 02, 2009, 03:41:00 PM
Like, people posted in my thread.
Oh, and did i mention the first time I had sex with this girl was in the grass outside her apartment in a thunderstorm?
F*ck you, tradition.
If that is true, I bow down to you lol!
Quote from: Ron on September 02, 2009, 03:41:00 PM
Like, people posted in my thread.
Oh, and did i mention the first time I had sex with this girl was in the grass outside her apartment in a thunderstorm?
F*ck you, tradition.
I'm envious :(
You know what would be a pain in the ass? Sex on a floor with old wood. weeeee splinters
Quote from: Mystic on September 02, 2009, 07:49:16 PM
You know what would be a pain in the ass? Sex on a floor with old wood. weeeee splinters
As long as I don't get wet, I'm down.
Can't say I'd like to share any of my experiences with you guys...
Most of y'all are too young and/or react in such a way that is just immature.
*sighs*
Plus, I'm sure none of y'all want to hear that anyway! =P
No real crazy stories, except this one.
With my ex, from early this year: We thought she had the house to herself, and we were hanging out, she was doing some laundry and I figured it'd be hot to fool around while she sat on top of the washing machine. She has a couch and stuff in the basement, so one thing led to another and I brought her to the couch. Mid thrust, we hear her front door open upstairs. She throws me off her to the cement ground, throws clothes on, runs upstairs, and it's her dad. I snuck out the back window.
Other than that, we've done it basically everywhere you can think in her house.
Her bed, her floor (rugburn intercourse ), her shower, her parents bed, her living room couch, her basement couch, he kitchen floor, and my bed.
We don't speak anymore.
Quote from: Mystic on September 02, 2009, 07:49:16 PM
You know what would be a pain in the ass? Sex on a floor with old wood. weeeee splinters
I was making jokes to her about that the other day. Imagine concrete. xD
Quote from: phatyo on September 02, 2009, 07:21:24 PM
If that is true, I bow down to you lol!
It's true. xD I had been away for a few weeks so a bunch of our friends had a little pool party. We left early. It was dark. It was hot. And it started thunder storming in the midst of it xD
Quote from: Riddler_RAGE on September 02, 2009, 10:04:25 PM
No real crazy stories, except this one.
With my ex, from early this year: We thought she had the house to herself, and we were hanging out, she was doing some laundry and I figured it'd be hot to fool around while she sat on top of the washing machine. She has a couch and stuff in the basement, so one thing led to another and I brought her to the couch. Mid thrust, we hear her front door open upstairs. She throws me off her to the cement ground, throws clothes on, runs upstairs, and it's her dad. I snuck out the back window.
Other than that, we've done it basically everywhere you can think in her house.
Her bed, her floor (rugburn f***), her shower, her parents bed, her living room couch, her basement couch, he kitchen floor, and my bed.
We don't speak anymore.
Rug burns are a b*tch aren't they.
But her parents bed man? Come on. She was probably conceived there. xD
I just got back from having sex with her in her car for the second time. And no, I'm not bragging. I just thought I had to throw it in there. xD
Quote from: Ron on September 02, 2009, 10:18:50 PM
I was making jokes to her about that the other day. Imagine concrete. xD
It's true. xD I had been away for a few weeks so a bunch of our friends had a little pool party. We left early. It was dark. It was hot. And it started thunder storming in the midst of it xD
Rug burns are a b*tch aren't they.
But her parents bed man? Come on. She was probably conceived there. xD
I just got back from having sex with her in her car for the second time. And no, I'm not bragging. I just thought I had to throw it in there. xD
Nah, she only moved there about a year and half ago.
Did it multiple times in her parents bed, actually. It's bigger. It was there the first time we did doggy style.
Quote from: Ron on September 02, 2009, 10:18:50 PM
But her parents bed man? Come on. She was probably conceived there. xD
My girlfriend and I have had sex in her parents bed various times. It's much bigger than either of ours, and much more comfortable than hers.
Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on September 02, 2009, 09:36:06 PM
Can't say I'd like to share any of my experiences with you guys...
Most of y'all are too young and/or react in such a way that is just immature.
*sighs*
Plus, I'm sure none of y'all want to hear that anyway! =P
Oh you're no fun. Share with us.
Quote from: Riddler_RAGE on September 02, 2009, 10:19:48 PM
Nah, she only moved there about a year and half ago.
Did it multiple times in her parents bed, actually. It's bigger. It was there the first time we did doggy style.
Ahh. That's something to tell her parents if you ever get mad at her. xD
Quote from: Hoss Delgado on September 02, 2009, 10:50:50 PM
Why? that'd suck
Actually it was really intense. A f*cking thunderstorm dude. Nothing beats that. xD
and bugs and poop. I'll take a bed
plus you get itchy after being in the grass, intercourse that lol
Quote from: Ron on September 02, 2009, 10:56:25 PM
Ahh. That's something to tell her parents if you ever get mad at her. xD
Actually it was really intense. A f*cking thunderstorm dude. Nothing beats that. xD
We don't speak anymore.
Quote from: Hoss Delgado on September 02, 2009, 10:59:15 PM
and bugs and s***. I'll take a bed
plus you get itchy after being in the grass, f*** that lol
I like to add some spice to my life. xD
Quote from: Riddler_RAGE on September 02, 2009, 11:04:06 PM
We don't speak anymore.
Just a joke. :P
Uh..I don't have any stories to share considering i'm still a virgin. D: Remind me to post something after December. :v
Quote from: Talim on September 03, 2009, 05:43:19 AM
Uh..I don't have any stories to share considering i'm still a virgin. D: Remind me to post something after December. :v
Why? Your parents getting you a male hooker for Christmas or something?
or is your boyfriend (if you have one) going to do that for ya?
I'm just wondering why December.
Quote from: JrDude ♫ on September 03, 2009, 02:13:48 PM
Why? Your parents getting you a male hooker for Christmas or something?
or is your boyfriend (if you have one) going to do that for ya?
I'm just wondering why December.
Uh, i'm going to go see my boyfriend in December. We met online. Go ahead, laugh. It won't bother me though.
Quote from: Talim on September 03, 2009, 02:22:43 PM
Uh, i'm going to go see my boyfriend in December. We met online. Go ahead, laugh. It won't bother me though.
I won't laugh, internet dating seems to be popular these days, I still find it a little too desperate, but my opinion doesn't matter.
Quote from: JrDude ♫ on September 03, 2009, 02:25:06 PM
I won't laugh, internet dating seems to be popular these days, I still find it a little too desperate, but my opinion doesn't matter.
My first girlfriend was kinda like internet dating. I didn't meet her on the internet though, I met her via. my friend who moved away from my town to her town. But we didn't meet until like 6 months after we were dating xD
Quote from: JrDude ♫ on September 03, 2009, 02:25:06 PM
I won't laugh, internet dating seems to be popular these days, I still find it a little too desperate, but my opinion doesn't matter.
I wouldn't say it's popular. People at my school would make fun of someone for internet dating.
Quote from: Doodle on September 03, 2009, 05:02:58 PM
I wouldn't say it's popular. People at my school would make fun of someone for internet dating.
It's popular for adults, and it's more popular to teens (and younger) then you may think, I used to play MMORPGs and used to go on IMVU, there are a poop load of people of all ages dating, most never even met.
I never knew someone on this site had a better life then me ;) I bow down to you. But I will beat you one day lol.
Today I talked to my friend about how the girl I was talking before is ignoring us and only hanging out with her boyfriend that I don't like.
I feel better now.
Quote from: phatyo on September 03, 2009, 07:39:17 PM
I never knew someone on this site had a better life then me ;) I bow down to you. But I will beat you one day lol.
a lot of people do, but nobody brags about because its not something you should brag about, its just something everyone should have. And since when does having sex = having a life?
And Talim I'm lmao'ing at you.
Quote from: Hoss Delgado on September 04, 2009, 08:59:50 PM
a lot of people do, but nobody brags about because its not something you should brag about, its just something everyone should have. And since when does having sex = having a life?
And Talim I'm lmao'ing at you.
Just let him feel superior, we all know he really isn't.
Quote from: Hoss Delgado on September 04, 2009, 08:59:50 PM
And since when does having sex = having a life?
Wait, I now have a social life?
Quote from: Hoss Delgado on September 04, 2009, 08:59:50 PM
a lot of people do, but nobody brags about because its not something you should brag about, its just something everyone should have. And since when does having sex = having a life?
And Talim I'm lmao'ing at you.
Quote from: JrDude ♫ on September 04, 2009, 09:12:46 PM
Just let him feel superior, we all know he really isn't.
I started this topic not to brag, but to state something interesting that I thought might be an interesting topic. Considering you guys are completely strangers I actually can start these sort of conversations with you, whereas with my real friends I keep my mouth shut, because I don't brag. This is not about bragging to me. If it was I would have stated how awesome I am for having done all this. I don't think that. Everyone has sex at some point (Well most people), and everyone's allowed to feel good about it. They're also allowed to feel bad about it.
I was doing neither, only stating something that happened DURING the sex, considering how offbeat it is.
I don't appreciate being judged on the spot. You don't know me.
Ron, I believe they're talking about phatyo, not you.
Oops. xD
Well it sounded like they were talking about me at the same time. Just had to defend myself. Sorry.
It seems that my online relationships all end the same way =/
Technically I'm single... or taken; depending on how you look at it. Either way I'm still a virgin.
Quote from: Ron on September 05, 2009, 09:33:11 AM
I started this topic not to brag, but to state something interesting that I thought might be an interesting topic. Considering you guys are completely strangers I actually can start these sort of conversations with you, whereas with my real friends I keep my mouth shut, because I don't brag. This is not about bragging to me. If it was I would have stated how awesome I am for having done all this. I don't think that. Everyone has sex at some point (Well most people), and everyone's allowed to feel good about it. They're also allowed to feel bad about it.
I was doing neither, only stating something that happened DURING the sex, considering how offbeat it is.
I don't appreciate being judged on the spot. You don't know me.
good thing I wasn't even talking about you lol.
Well JrDude might have been, but he's a moron so w.e
....hooray?
Quote from: Hoss Delgado on September 05, 2009, 11:15:17 AM
good thing I wasn't even talking about you lol.
Well JrDude might have been, but he's a moron so w.e
Sorry. misunderstanding. xD
Quote from: Hoss Delgado on September 05, 2009, 11:15:17 AM
good thing I wasn't even talking about you lol.
Well JrDude might have been, but he's a moron so w.e
I was talking about the guy who brags in 99% of his posts, in other words Phatyo. And we all know I'm a moron, you don't have to mention it every time you mention my name.
Quote from: JrDude ♫ on September 05, 2009, 07:05:30 PM
I was talking about the guy who brags in 99% of his posts, in other words Phatyo. And we all know I'm a moron, you don't have to mention it every time you mention my name.
Just had to clarify. Haha.
I love it. Make a topic with the word "sex" and you get 6 pages of replies.
Also, Congrats Ron, that sucks.
Quote from: MagnumSonic on September 07, 2009, 08:39:59 AM
I love it. Make a topic with the word "sex" and you get 6 pages of replies.
Also, Congrats Ron, that sucks.
Isn't that how the internet works?
Quote from: JrDude ♫ on September 04, 2009, 09:12:46 PM
Just let him feel superior, we all know he really isn't.
I could totally drown you with scientific facts on why you were put on this earth. But I'll just say something slick like google is your friend.
Quote from: phatyo on September 07, 2009, 05:47:30 PM
I could totally drown you with scientific facts on why you were put on this earth. But I'll just say something slick like google is your friend.
I could find a million on google, which is how you would know as well
As I write this post and become the 87th replier in this terrible thread, I just have one thing to say:
NSFCD,
I am disappoint.
I love college, I just intercourse ed a really hot girl......but she was Jewish.
I hope that ninny didn't steal my money.
Quote from: Hoss Delgado on September 08, 2009, 12:09:12 AM
I love college, I just f***ed a really hot girl......but she was Jewish.
I hope that b**** didn't steal my money.
You gotta be cautious, brotha.
Quote from: Tsumaru on September 01, 2009, 06:32:57 PM
My reaction to this whole thread:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/Tsumaru/1238451148768-1.jpg)
Seriously, why would you guys share these things to people who are basically strangers?
Simple: that's how the Internet works.
Quote from: MagnumSonic on September 07, 2009, 08:39:59 AM
I love it. Make a topic with the word "sex" and you get 6 pages of replies.
Also, Congrats Ron, that sucks.
That's how you win. Make titles that catch people's eye.
And we're human. Sex is like a drug for us.
Quote from: Ron on September 08, 2009, 02:14:12 PM
That's how you win. Make titles that catch people's eye.
And we're human. Sex is like a drug for us.
ya they should totally make sex illegal because its a drug