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[Silverhawk79]

2.1: Students will be withdrawn if they are absent for two consecutive weeks or for more than one-third of the sessions.
2.2: Grading criteria for an "A" is 90-100%.
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[Thirdkoopa]

http://i42.tinypic.com/2mff9j.jpg

[Silverhawk79]

You are now imagining a papercut right across the tip of your dick.

[Kingmush]

10.10 ml

[Anarchy_Jas]

iYo quiero los tacos! =O

[Turok]

OR maybe the next Nintendo console will be a virtual reality helmet/gloves combo that The Big N promises to actually immerses you in the game. Although in reality, 99% of the contextual moves in the game will probably just translate into shaking your hand like a neurotic epileptic seizure monkey being struck by lightning.

[Silverhawk79]

[very very important server URL that you guys can't see]

[Thirdkoopa]

http://spoonyexperiment.com/category/final-fantasy-viii/page/3/

[Kayo]

[spoiler]
In this desert
In darkness
Lying with the gun across his chest
Pretending
He's heartless
As the fire flashes in the sky
He was fragile
And frozen
When the bullet took away his friend
But now he's somehow
More broken

He's pulling his weapon to his side
Loading it full of his goodbyes
Holding an enemy across the line
He's pulling his weapon to his side
Loading it full of his goodbyes
Holding an enemy across the line

Sweating
And shaking
Lying with her hands across her chest
She wakes with
Her cravings
As the fire flashes in her eye
She was fragile
And frozen
When the needle took away her friend
But now she's somehow
More broken

She's pulling her weapon to her side
Loading it full of her goodbyes
Holding an enemy across the line
She's pulling her weapon to her side
Loading it full of her goodbyes
Holding an enemy across the line

With every battle he's choosing
With every fight he's losing
His enemy's not far behind
With every promise she's broken
With every lie she's spoken
Her enemy's not far behind

It's your time
It's your time
It's your time
It's - your - TIME!

He's pulling his weapon to his side
Loading it full of his goodbyes
Holding an enemy across the line
She's pulling her weapon to her side
Loading it full of her goodbyes
Holding an enemy across the line

With every battle he's chosing
With every fight he's losing
His enemy's not far behind
With every promise she's broken
With every lie she's spoken
Her enemy's not far behind
[/spoiler]Easiest. English. Homework. Ever.

[Thirdkoopa]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6vZSr4NrlU

[SkyMyl]

[spoiler]THERE WAS A MANLY THREAD AS MANLY THIS ONE A FEW MONTHS AGO. THAT MONTH WAS THE MANLIEST MONTH IN THE HISTORY OF EXISTENCE, ALL DUE TO THE MOST MUSCLE-RIPPING VEIN POPPING THREAD IN EXISTENCE. THAT THREAD WAS MANLY, AND IT WAS FILLED WITH SO MUCH TESTOSTERONE THAT IT GOT WOMEN PREGNANT! SEVEN TIMES, AND EVERY BABY THE WOMEN GAVE BIRTH TO WERE ALREADY FULLY GROWN MEN, WITH HAIR ON THEIR LEGS, CHESTS, HEAD, AND GROIN AREA.
...thank you. Would anyone like to finish a half eaten sandwich?

THAT THREAD WAS SO MANLY THAT IT FORCED YOU TO USE ALL CAPS, ALL THE TIME. EVEN IN REAL LIFE! YES, YOUR VOICE WILL BE SO LOUD THAT EVEN JET ENGINES WILL PALE IN COMPARISON TO YOUR VOICE! SIMULTANEOUSLY, YOUR EYES WILL GAIN THE ABILITY TO SET PEOPLE ON FIRE! YES, YOUR VERY EYES CAN NOW SET PEOPLE ABLAZE WITH A MERE GAZE. SHOW THOSE PRISSY FLAMBOYANT MALES WHO THE DOMINANT MALES ARE BY BURNING THEIR SKIN OFF! MELT THEIR EYEBALLS OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS AND SHOW THAT, YES, YOU ARE A MAN. AND THEY ARE NOT

IF THAT LAST THREAD WAS LIKE TESTOSTERONE WRAPPED IN A BACON CHEESEBURGER, THIS THREAD IS A DOUBLE TESTOSTERONE BACON CHEESEBURGER, WITH BARBECUE SAUCE, KETCHUP, AND MUSTARD, SERVED WITH A SIDE ORDER OF FRIES, COOKED IN YOUR OWN SWEAT, COOKED UNDER THE FLAMES OF A ROCKET ENGINE. DID WE MENTION THAT THE MEAT WAS TENDERIZED BY A NUCLEAR EXPLOSIVE? DON'T WORRY, YOU WILL BE SO MANLY THAT EVEN RADIATION IS TOO AFRAID OF YOU TO CAUSE YOU HARM.

EVEN BUILDINGS WILL BE AFRAID OF YOU ONCE YOU INGEST THIS BURGER OF MANLINESS. BUILDINGS WILL CRUMBLE IF YOU TRIP ON THE FLOORS! TREES WILL DISINTEGRATE SHOULD A LEAF FALL ON YOUR HEAD! ANY MOSQUITOES IN A SEVENTEEN MILE RADIUS WILL SPONTANEOUSLY EXPLODE, AND ANY FLIES THAT TRY TO ENTER YOUR CUISINES OF DELICACIES WILL FALL FLAT ONTO THE GROUND. AND WILL BECOME RADIOACTIVE FLIES THAT YOU CAN CONTROL WITH YOUR MIND!

REMEMBER, MANLY MEN ARE SUPPOSED TO SMELL LIKE ROCKET ENGINES AND TESTOSTERONE, WHILE WOMEN ARE SUPPOSED TO FEEL LIKE WOOL, AND SMELL LIKE BUTTERFLIES AND PERFUME WRAPPED IN FLOWERS. UNLESS THOSE WOMEN ARE IN YOUR PRESENCE, IN WHICH CASE THEY WILL BECOME MANLY! NOW RIP OFF YOUR CHEST HAIR, AND RIP THAT BEARD OFF YOUR FACE AND WATCH AS IT SPONTANEOUSLY GROWS BACK![/spoiler]

[Kayo]

(4:58:10 PM) AndChat: Kaos
(4:58:14 PM) AndChat: Kill yourself
(4:58:22 PM) AndChat: So we can tell yourb isp

[Thirdkoopa]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSYrRrz2oJg

[THEBIRD]

[SkyMyl]

Why is there an aborted fetus firing a laser on a fly landing on a lump of garbage while someone with a red shoe on their head and a boil on their cheek smiles a poop eating grin and kicks a clod of dirt at the aborted fetus while a misshapen apple has a burning crow's leg going through it.