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[chaosgear]

    >parents gone
    >getting ready to fap
    > accidentally click on link to gay porn
    >6 year old neighbor walks into the house at that instant because i left the front door open
    >wished i was fappin in the living room
    >panic and try to use lightning quick reflexes to hide gay porn from child
    >slip in a puddle of lube on the floor
    >wished i hadn't been standing up to fap, and wished i hadn't used so much lube
    >fall down
    >hit my head on the counter
    >black out
    >come to with a stray dog licking the lube off my crotch
    >the doors still open
    >parents walk in
    >see gay porn
    >see dog licking dick
    >see neighbor kid in corner
    >dont talk to them on ride home from hospital

...was this your story?
Please tell me you got this from somewhere else...

[SkyMyl]

Scarlet Weather Archive in Japanese Red

[Spud]

http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?width=240&height=144&yt=9F4m6-rafiQ&flux=0&direction
=top_left

[SkyMyl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mML2fPec7xU

[Mystic]

#15: Tsumaru
68 Points
Largest Vote: 18 Points
Smallest Vote: 2 Points

"Big boss" Tsumaru opens today's set at number 15. Congratulations on making it to the top fifteen!

#14: JrDude
71 Points
Largest Vote: 16 Points
Smallest Vote: 4 Points

Jr, way to be the first person to break seventy points, good job! JrDude seems to have a love hate relationship with NSFCD, but NSFCD still loved him enough to vote for him, so he must be a good guy.

#13: MagnumSonic
77 Points
Largest Vote: 21 Points
Smallest Vote: 1 Point

Magnum, little buddy, here you fall. Mack gave you your highest vote (5 out of 22), so you better love him!

#12: Light
92 Points
Largest Vote: 21 Points
Smallest Vote: 2 Points

Hey you, hurry up with the podcast! Oh right, Light, you fared well. Closing out today's set with a leap from Magnum's 77 to 92, you should be proud. By the way, Magnum gave you those 21 points, so you better put him in the next podcast.

Positions 11-9 tomorrow, can you guess? One has been very significant to NSFCD, one is a record holder, and the only can get pretty feisty with...well anything.

[SkyMyl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDQ5epjjSsM

[chaosgear]

[Anarchy_Jas]

"Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the eeeddge! I'm tryin' not to lose my head! Ahahahaha, it's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder howI keep from goin' under!" - The Message Grandmaster Flash

[Macawmoses]

http://8th-circuit.com/community/index.php?topic=1444.0

[King_Gamer28]

N'oubliez pas le gateau!

[Macawmoses]

N'oubliez pas le gateau!

I won't forget the cake

[Anarchy_Jas]

‎"He's climbin' in your windows, he's snatchin' your people up! Tryna rape em so y'all need to, hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband 'cause they're rapin' errbody out here!"

[Jhen Mohran]

http://nsfcd.com/index.php?board=3.0

[SkyMyl]

Offing The Offspring: Henry's mother ultimately has to choose between which child will live when she can only rescue one...and she lets Henry die.

[Spud]

1) No-one in the entire world can touch all their own teeth with their tongue.