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metal i'm on a boat was better but i still support this

[FruitFlow]

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RunningGag

[Custom]

KPLECRAFT

[FruitFlow]

"The Wii is a real console"

[Spud]

http://www.playonline.com/ff11us/polnews/news20551.shtml

[FruitFlow]

[Custom]

all of my love has been one sided
i don't get it

[JrDude]

I LIKE GOING ONTO MY FRIENDS FACEBOOK PAGE, TAKING PHOTOS OF HIM, CHANGING HIS FACE SLIGHTLY THEN PUTTING THEM BACK UP ON FACEBOOK. HE DOESN'T LIKE ME DOING THIS.
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[JrDude]

[JrDude]

A student comes to a young professor's office. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.
"I would do anything to pass this exam."
She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes.
"I mean.." she whispers, "..I would do ANYTHING!!"
He returns her gaze. "Anything??"
"Yes,.. Anything!" She says.
His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you.. study??"

[ME86]

Why does my brother and his friend like to pray so much? They're both boys and every day before my mom comes home from work they go in his bed room and I can hear them praying they're like, "OH GOD OH GOD YESS YES!!!!" Then like an hour later they go to the skate park but the worst part is that they don't take mee!

[Mystic]

donación

[FruitFlow]

"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police"

[Light]

I had 200 MB of free space left on my laptop out of 285 GB. Little button pops up telling me I need to clear space. I did so; I now have 18 GB of free space. #Likeaboss

[FruitFlow]

"There's no half-singing in the shower. You're either a rock star or an opera diva."