I am conducting a survey for my personal amusement. Each question should be answered with a Yes or No.
1. Do you care about animals?
2. Are you asexual?
3. Do you like Spanish rice?
4. Do you think it hurts when you "burp" through your nose after drinking very carbonated soda?
5. Are you scared of flames?
6. Are you Jewish?
7. Are you lascivious?
8. Does math scare you?
9. Do women scare you?
10. Do men scare you?
11. Do repetitive questions scare you?
12. If you had a chainsaw and invincibility, would you kill people with glee?
13. Do you ignore fire drills?
14. Are you allergic pencils?
15. Do you think teachers who receive awards are generally the poop hole teachers?
16. Have you ever been to a carnival?
17. Do you know how to tango?
18. Do hummingbirds look like large beetles at first glance?
19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9?
20. Are you an idiotic bastard who refers to all Black people as African-Americans?
21. Does the idea of biting into aluminum foil make you cringe?
22. Have you ever read the book "The Lord of the Flies"?
23. Does your microwave beep three times when the cooking time ends?
24. Are you a virgin?
25. Do you have a yo-yo?
26. Aren't you clever at not answering this without making you not look stupid?
27. Are this sentence has correct grammar?
28. Do you think philosophically at night?
29. Does your mom do your laundry?
30. Does global warming affect the locals?
31. Are you not a lazy and stupid moron?
32. Are you left-handed?
33. Can you climb fences?
34. Have you been arrested?
35. Did you ever believe in Santa?
1. No.
2. No.
3. It's ok.
4. A little
5. A little
6. No.
7. Ah, lascivious. I know what that means.
8. No, but it pisses me off.
9. If they're scary.
10. If they're scary.
11. HThey annoy me.
12. No. ♥
13. A little
14. no plz
15. No.
16. Against my will.
17. No.
18. No.
19. noplz
20. i am black |:
21. Maybe.
22. For school, but I read 20 pages, didn't like it, and quit.
23. Yes.
24. ::)
25. no
26. No.
27. maybe
28. all the time
29. I do my own laundry, ninnyes.
30. Al Gore says it affects everyone.
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on December 07, 2007, 10:35:03 PM
1. Do you care about animals? Yes
2. Are you asexual? No
3. Do you like Spanish rice? No
4. Do you think it hurts when you "burp" through your nose after drinking very carbonated soda? Um... no?
5. Are you scared of flames? Yes
6. Are you Jewish? No
7. Are you lascivious? *looks on Wiki* No.
8. Does math scare you? No, I like math
9. Do women scare you? No, of course not
10. Do men scare you? Um... honestly, yes somewhat, but only IRL
11. Do repetitive questions scare you? No
12. If you had a chainsaw and invincibility, would you kill people with glee? No, of course not |:
13. Do you ignore fire drills? Not really, though at school I'm supposed to
14. Are you allergic pencils? No, but I really dislike them and the wood shavings and graphite
15. Do you think teachers who receive awards are generally the poop hole teachers? Not really, though I don't particularly pay attention to that
16. Have you ever been to a carnival? Yes
17. Do you know how to tango? No
18. Do hummingbirds look like large beetles at first glance? No way |:
19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9? No
20. Are you an idiotic bastard who refers to all Black people as African-Americans? No, that really annoys me too.
21. Does the idea of biting into aluminum foil make you cringe? No
22. Have you ever read the book "The Lord of the Flies"? No
23. Does your microwave beep three times when the cooking time ends? No, four
24. Are you a virgin? Yes
25. Do you have a yo-yo? Maybe, somewhere in the house. I'll just say no.
26. Aren't you clever at not answering this without making you not look stupid? lolwut;
27. Are this sentence has correct grammar? No |:
28. Do you think philosophically at night? Sometimes
29. Does your mom do your laundry? Like 1/2 to 3/4 of the time
30. Does global warming affect the locals? Yes
Look for answers in Navy
For a bit quicker, here they are in one word each:
01. Yes
02. No
03. No
04. No
05. Yes
06. No
07. No
08. No
09. No
10. Yes
11. No
12. No
13. No
14. No
15. No
16. Yes
17. No
18. No
19. No
20. No
21. No
22. No
23. No
24. Yes
25. No
26. lolwut;
27. No
28. Sometimes
29. Sometimes
30. No
Quote from: famy on December 07, 2007, 10:40:31 PM
1. No.
2. No.
3. It's ok.
4. A little
5. A little
6. No.
7. Ah, lascivious. I know what that means.
8. No, but it pisses me off.
9. If they're scary.
10. If they're scary.
11. HThey annoy me.
12. No. ♥
13. A little
14. no plz
15. No.
16. Against my will.
17. No.
18. No.
19. noplz
20. i am black |:
21. Maybe.
22. For school, but I read 20 pages, didn't like it, and quit.
23. Yes.
24. ::)
25. no
26. No.
27. maybe
28. all the time
29. I do my own laundry, ninnyes.
30. Al Gore says it affects everyone.
You fail. They are all yes or no questions. Please answer Yes, or No. Also, what you said about #20 doesn't matter.
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on December 07, 2007, 10:42:41 PM
You fail. They are all yes or no questions. Please answer Yes, or No. Also, what you said about #20 doesn't matter.
You fail if you can't interpret a yes or no answer from my given answers. |:
Also, 20 is no. |:
1. No
2. No
3. No
4. No
5. Yes
6. No
7. What?
8. No
9. No
10. No
11. No
12. No
13. No
14. No
15. Yes
16. No
17. No
18. No
19. Dunno
20. No
21. No
22. No
23. Yes
24. Yes
25. No
26. No
27. No
28. Yes
29. No
30. Who cares.
Yes
No
Yes
What
No...
No
What?
Math annoys me
No
No
No
No
no
No
No
Yes
No?
No
I don't give a intercourse if there is or isnt
The hell kind of question is that?
Not really
Nope
Of Course, no one really likes me like that
I did
I don't feel like figuring this out
No
Very yes
My mom's gone
Depends on the local.
Quote from: famy on December 07, 2007, 10:43:46 PM
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on December 07, 2007, 10:42:41 PM
You fail. They are all yes or no questions. Please answer Yes, or No. Also, what you said about #20 doesn't matter.
You fail if you can't interpret a yes or no answer from my given answers. |:
Also, 20 is no. |:
It's easier just to say yes or no. :robotsurprised:
1. Yes.
2. No. o_O
3. What is "spanish rice"?
4. No.
5. no
6. no
7. lolwut
8. no
9. no
10. no
11. depends.
12. no. I would apply for a job in the logging industry.
13. nope. they're mandatory.
14. wtf
15. nope. not at all.
16. depends what you call a carnival.
17. nope
18. nope
19. yes, but you have to use imaginary numbers.
20. nope. there are no blacks around here. :P
21. nope
22. yes
23. yes
24. yes
25. yes
26. yes
27. nope
28. yes
29. yes
30. hell no. global cooling does.
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on December 07, 2007, 10:46:49 PM
Quote from: famy on December 07, 2007, 10:43:46 PM
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on December 07, 2007, 10:42:41 PM
You fail. They are all yes or no questions. Please answer Yes, or No. Also, what you said about #20 doesn't matter.
You fail if you can't interpret a yes or no answer from my given answers. |:
Also, 20 is no. |:
It's easier just to say yes or no. :robotsurprised:
My answers include these:
26. lolwut;
28. Sometimes
29. Sometimes
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on December 07, 2007, 10:46:49 PM
It's easier just to say yes or no. :robotsurprised:
Yeah, but it's too late now. :'(
Lascivious-
1. inclined to lustfulness; wanton; lewd
2. arousing sexual desire
3. indicating sexual interest or expressive of lust or lewdness
~Dictionary.com
;)
1. Do you care about animals? yes
2. Are you asexual? no
3. Do you like Spanish rice? FUCK YES
4. Do you think it hurts when you "burp" through your nose after drinking very carbonated soda? yes
5. Are you scared of flames?no
6. Are you Jewish?no
7. Are you lascivious????
8. Does math scare you?yes
9. Do women scare you?no
10. Do men scare you?if they strong
11. Do repetitive questions scare you?no
12. If you had a chainsaw and invincibility, would you kill people with glee?yes
13. Do you ignore fire drills?no
14. Are you allergic pencils?no
15. Do you think teachers who receive awards are generally the poop hole teachers?yes
16. Have you ever been to a carnival?yes
17. Do you know how to tango?no
18. Do hummingbirds look like large beetles at first glance?no
19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9? ???
20. Are you an idiotic bastard who refers to all Black people as African-Americans? no
21. Does the idea of biting into aluminum foil make you cringe? no
22. Have you ever read the book "The Lord of the Flies"? no
23. Does your microwave beep three times when the cooking time ends? yes
24. Are you a virgin? HELL NO
25. Do you have a yo-yo? no
26. Aren't you clever at not answering this without making you not look stupid? LOLwut
27. Are this sentence has correct grammar? no
28. Do you think philosophically at night?yes
29. Does your mom do your laundry? no
30. Does global warming affect the locals? no
No to everything.
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on December 07, 2007, 10:35:03 PM
I am conducting a survey for my personal amusement. Each question should be answered with a Yes or No.
1. Do you care about animals? Yes
2. Are you asexual?No
3. Do you like Spanish rice?Yes
4. Do you think it hurts when you "burp" through your nose after drinking very carbonated soda?No
5. Are you scared of flames?No
6. Are you a Jew? No
7. Are you lascivious?No
8. Does math scare you?No
9. Do women scare you?No
10. Do men scare you?No
11. Do repetitive questions scare you?No
12. If you had a chainsaw and invincibility, would you kill people with glee?No
13. Do you ignore fire drills?No
14. Are you allergic pencils?No
15. Do you think teachers who receive awards are generally the poop hole teachers?Yes
16. Have you ever been to a carnival?Yes
17. Do you know how to tango?No
18. Do hummingbirds look like large beetles at first glance?No
19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9?No
20. Are you an idiotic bastard who refers to all Black people as African-Americans?No
21. Does the idea of biting into aluminum foil make you cringe?No
22. Have you ever read the book "The Lord of the Flies"?No
23. Does your microwave beep three times when the cooking time ends?No
24. Are you a virgin?Yes
25. Do you have a yo-yo?Yes
26. Aren't you clever at not answering this without making you not look stupid?Yes
27. Are this sentence has correct grammar?No
28. Do you think philosophically at night?No
29. Does your mom do your laundry?Yes
30. Does global warming affect the locals?Yes
lol u guys, learn imaginary numbers. :|
1. Do you care about animals? Yes. Except for squirrels. Fucking useless.
2. Are you asexual? I dunno. I don't like girls too much, but I'm not gay. Yes?
3. Do you like Spanish rice? Sure.
4. Do you think it hurts when you "burp" through your nose after drinking very carbonated soda? Yes.
5. Are you scared of flames? Internet flames? Nah. Real flames? Ehh...campfires and stuff are cool, houses burning aren't.
6. Are you Jewish? No.
7. Are you lascivious? Not really.
8. Does math scare you? A bit.
9. Do women scare you? Sometimes. :(
10. Do men scare you? Sometimes. :(
11. Do repetitive questions scare you? Sometimes. :(
12. If you had a chainsaw and invincibility, would you kill people with glee? Sometimes. :( Uh, no.
13. Do you ignore fire drills? No.
14. Are you allergic pencils? My pencils can't answer, sorry.
15. Do you think teachers who receive awards are generally the poop hole teachers? Purple.
16. Have you ever been to a carnival? Yeah.
17. Do you know how to tango? I know how to make Tang, if that counts.
18. Do hummingbirds look like large beetles at first glance? Not at all.
19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9? 3i
20. Are you an idiotic bastard who refers to all Black people as African-Americans? No. And I don't call them n_ggers either....out loud. :(
21. Does the idea of biting into aluminum foil make you cringe? Not really.
22. Have you ever read the book "The Lord of the Flies"? Yup.
23. Does your microwave beep three times when the cooking time ends? Nope, just once. *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
24. Are you a virgin? YES. ;______;
25. Do you have a yo-yo? I has 3 yo-yos.
26. Aren't you clever at not answering this without making you not look stupid? Sometimes. :(
27. Are this sentence has correct grammar? Can I has cheezburger? Yeah, shut up. >:(
28. Do you think philosophically at night? Why do I shot web?
29. Does your mom do your laundry? Sometimes.
30. Does global warming affect the locals? Sure.
Quote from: Jono2 on December 07, 2007, 11:05:56 PM
lol u guys, learn imaginary numbers. :|
I asked that question just to see how many haven't learned them yet, hehe.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 07, 2007, 11:07:07 PM
19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9? 3i
silver wins.
Quote from: Jono2 on December 07, 2007, 11:08:28 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 07, 2007, 11:07:07 PM
19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9? 3i
silver wins.
ya i knew that it was from the test i got a 17% on ::)
Quote from: famy on December 07, 2007, 11:09:23 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on December 07, 2007, 11:08:28 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 07, 2007, 11:07:07 PM
19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9? 3i
silver wins.
ya i knew that it was from the test i got a 17% on ::)
lol, u sux at math.
don't worry. I know a guy who got .5/22 on a chem test.
two percent. :P
1. Do you care about animals? Yes. They're living creatures and deserve to be protected and flourish just as much as us.
2. Are you asexual? No.
3. Do you like Spanish rice? Yes. Its not my favourite rice but I like it.
4. Do you think it hurts when you "burp" through your nose after drinking very carbonated soda? No. It feels kind of odd but doesn't hurt.
5. Are you scared of flames? Yes, I get unnerved by flames and dealing with them.
6. Are you Jewish? No I am not religious.
7. Are you lascivious? At times, but for most of the time no.
8. Does math scare you? No, I'm just bad at it. :P
9. Do women scare you? At times I do feel intimidated, since I'm shy but in general I can handle myself around women.
10. Do men scare you? No.
11. Do repetitive questions scare you? No. I'm used to exams. :P
12. If you had a chainsaw and invincibility, would you kill people with glee? No that would be a horrible thing to do. I'd feel incredibly guilty, and I don't think I could even go through with the act.
13. Do you ignore fire drills? No. I don't want to be die because I assumed that a real fire was a fake.
14. Are you allergic pencils? What? I'm not allergic to pencils. o.o
15. Do you think teachers who receive awards are generally the arsehole teachers? At times yes, but from my personal experience that hasn't been the case.
16. Have you ever been to a carnival? Yes, a few times.
17. Do you know how to tango? No, I don't. I don't dance a lot.
18. Do hummingbirds look like large beetles at first glance? No, not to me.
19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9? Yes, but not rationally.
20. Are you an idiotic bastard who refers to all Black people as African-Americans? No, only when it fits the person and their heritage.
21. Does the idea of biting into aluminum foil make you cringe? No, but I wouldn't do it.
22. Have you ever read the book "The Lord of the Flies"? Yes. We had to in grade 11 english. Its a pretty decent book.
23. Does your microwave beep three times when the cooking time ends? Yes.
24. Are you a virgin? Yes.
25. Do you have a yo-yo? Yes, though I never use it anymore.
26. Aren't you clever at not answering this without making you not look stupid? No comment. :)
27. Are this sentence has correct grammar? No, your grammar is not up to par with the the English standard.
28. Do you think philosophically at night? Sometimes.
29. Does your mom do your laundry? Yes.
30. Does global warming affect the locals? Yes.
Quote from: Jono2 on December 07, 2007, 11:11:31 PM
Quote from: famy on December 07, 2007, 11:09:23 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on December 07, 2007, 11:08:28 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 07, 2007, 11:07:07 PM
19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9? 3i
silver wins.
ya i knew that it was from the test i got a 17% on ::)
lol, u sux at math.
don't worry. I know a guy who got .5/22 on a chem test.
two percent. :P
well I've improved to a 68% on my last test so its good
wow wut a retard
Quote from: Jono2 on December 07, 2007, 11:05:56 PM
lol u guys, learn imaginary numbers. :|
You didn't specify enough in the question. It can be assumed either way if you want it constrained to real numbers.
Also, Silver was slightly wrong in that he used the letter i rather than greek Iota. ::)
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on December 07, 2007, 10:35:03 PM
I am conducting a survey for my personal amusement. Each question should be answered with a Yes or No.
1. Do you care about animals?
2. Are you asexual?
3. Do you like Spanish rice?
4. Do you think it hurts when you "burp" through your nose after drinking very carbonated soda?
5. Are you scared of flames?
6. Are you Jewish?
7. Are you lascivious?
8. Does math scare you?
9. Do women scare you?
10. Do men scare you?
11. Do repetitive questions scare you?
12. If you had a chainsaw and invincibility, would you kill people with glee?
13. Do you ignore fire drills?
14. Are you allergic pencils?
15. Do you think teachers who receive awards are generally the poop hole teachers?
16. Have you ever been to a carnival?
17. Do you know how to tango?
18. Do hummingbirds look like large beetles at first glance?
19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9?
20. Are you an idiotic bastard who refers to all Black people as African-Americans?
21. Does the idea of biting into aluminum foil make you cringe?
22. Have you ever read the book "The Lord of the Flies"?
23. Does your microwave beep three times when the cooking time ends?
24. Are you a virgin?
25. Do you have a yo-yo?
26. Aren't you clever at not answering this without making you not look stupid?
27. Are this sentence has correct grammar?
28. Do you think philosophically at night?
29. Does your mom do your laundry?
30. Does global warming affect the locals?
31. Are you not a lazy and stupid moron?
1) This isn't a simple yes/no question.
2) No.
3) Hell no.
4) No. Ninny.
5) No.
6) No.
7) No.
8) Yes.
9) Yes.
10) Yes.
11) No, but they piss me off. ^_^;
12) No.
13) No.
14) lolwut;
15) Yes.
16) Yes.
17) No.
18) No.
19) Yes, it's just not real.
20) No.
21) ...yes?
22) No.
23) Yes.
24) Yes.
25) Yes.
26) Bite me.
27) No.
28) Yes.
29) Yes.
30) No.
31) Yes.
Quote from: Jono2 on December 07, 2007, 11:11:31 PM
Quote from: famy on December 07, 2007, 11:09:23 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on December 07, 2007, 11:08:28 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 07, 2007, 11:07:07 PM
19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9? 3i
silver wins.
ya i knew that it was from the test i got a 17% on ::)
lol, u sux at math.
don't worry. I know a guy who got .5/22 on a chem test.
two percent. :P
what a dedede
Quote from: famy on December 07, 2007, 11:13:20 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on December 07, 2007, 11:11:31 PM
Quote from: famy on December 07, 2007, 11:09:23 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on December 07, 2007, 11:08:28 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 07, 2007, 11:07:07 PM
19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9? 3i
silver wins.
ya i knew that it was from the test i got a 17% on ::)
lol, u sux at math.
don't worry. I know a guy who got .5/22 on a chem test.
two percent. :P
well I've improved to a 68% on my last test so its good
wow wut a retard
meh, I failed that chem test too, but not by that much. :|
1 is a yes/no question. if you care about any animal whatsoever, you answer yes.
Quote from: TheKoopaBros. on December 07, 2007, 11:12:08 PM
27. Are this sentence has correct grammar? No, your grammar is not up to par with the the English standard.
I C WUT U DID THAR
Quote from: bluaki on December 07, 2007, 10:41:56 PM
By the way, I'm actually serious about my answer to 10 being yes >_>
Quote from: Totla on December 07, 2007, 11:25:35 PM
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on December 07, 2007, 11:23:07 PM
Quote from: bluaki on December 07, 2007, 11:19:56 PM
Quote from: bluaki on December 07, 2007, 10:41:56 PM
By the way, I'm actually serious about my answer to 10 being yes >_>
If I may ask, why are you scared?
Because she doesn't like penis. ::)
Me neither. :o
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 07, 2007, 11:34:31 PM
Quote from: Totla on December 07, 2007, 11:25:35 PM
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on December 07, 2007, 11:23:07 PM
Quote from: bluaki on December 07, 2007, 11:19:56 PM
Quote from: bluaki on December 07, 2007, 10:41:56 PM
By the way, I'm actually serious about my answer to 10 being yes >_>
If I may ask, why are you scared?
Because she doesn't like penis. ::)
Me neither. :o
Me neither.
well,
I like mine.
but nobody else's. >_>
Can I join ur club Bluaki? <_<
Quote from: Jono2 on December 07, 2007, 11:35:57 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 07, 2007, 11:34:31 PM
Quote from: Totla on December 07, 2007, 11:25:35 PM
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on December 07, 2007, 11:23:07 PM
Quote from: bluaki on December 07, 2007, 11:19:56 PM
Quote from: bluaki on December 07, 2007, 10:41:56 PM
By the way, I'm actually serious about my answer to 10 being yes >_>
If I may ask, why are you scared?
Because she doesn't like penis. ::)
Me neither. :o
Me neither.
well,
I like mine.
but nobody else's. >_>
Can I join ur club Bluaki? <_<
yeah, well name it the anti penis club >_>
1. Yes
2. No
3. Yes
4. WTF
5. No
6. No
7. No.
8. No.
9. Just Bluaki on Thursdays :P
10. No.
11. No.
12. If you give me a leather mask.
13. I love fire.
14. No.
15. Depends on who the teacher is.
16. Yes
17. No
18. No |:
19. Yes.
20. No.
21. No.
22. No.
23. I don't remember.
24. Yes.
25. No.
26. MOOOORRRRTAAALLL KOOOOMMMMBAAAT!!!!1!11!!!!!!!1!
27. No.
28. Sometimes.
29. Only socks.
30. No.
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on December 07, 2007, 10:35:03 PM
I am conducting a survey for my personal amusement. Each question should be answered with a Yes or No.
1. Maybe
2. Maybe
3. Maybe
4. Maybe
5. Maybe
6. Maybe
7. Maybe
8. Maybe
9. Maybe
10. Maybe
11. Maybe
12. Maybe
13. Maybe
14. Maybe
15. Maybe
16. Maybe
17. Maybe
18. Maybe
19. Maybe
20. Maybe
21. Maybe
22. Maybe
23. Maybe
24. Maybe
25. Maybe
26. Maybe
27. Maybe
28. Maybe
29. Maybe
30. Maybe
31. Maybe
32. Maybe
33. Maybe
34. Maybe
35. Maybe
1. Yes, I like my food made well.
2. No.
3. Never had it.
4. Yes.
5. Not really.
6. No.
7. Not really. I like girls but I don't thing about getting every one of them in bed ever single minute.
8. No, I just really hate it.
9. No. At worst, I find myself out of things to talk about with the girl I like.
10. Only if they're large, muscular, and tell me they have candy.
11. YES ;_;
12. Hell yeah.
13. No.
14. Why, yes, I am allergic pencils.
15. My teachers don't receive awards, so haw haw.
16. If you count a fair as one, then yes.
17. No.
18. I don't care.
19. RIO HAET MATH
20. BLACK PEOPLE. No, I don't.
21. I guess...?
22. No.
23. I think so.
24. Yes.
25. Not anymore, no.
26. These are slowly becoming more silly questions.
27. ya it do
28. If you mean crying myself to sleep over guilt and regret, sure.
29. Yes.
30. We have our crazies. "Global warming exists! Save the animals! Support feminism!"
31. im too slow to understand
32. Right-handed. No.
33. I haven't tried to climb a fence recently, I have no clue.
34. No.
35. Yes.
1. Do you care about animals? i guess
2. Are you asexual? no
3. Do you like Spanish rice? FUCK YES... i think
4. Do you think it hurts when you "burp" through your nose after drinking very carbonated soda? a lil
5. Are you scared of flames? no
6. Are you Jewish? yes
7. Are you lascivious? sometimes
8. Does math scare you? no
9. Do women scare you?no
10. Do men scare you?no
11. Do repetitive questions scare you?lolwut no
12. If you had a chainsaw and invincibility, would you kill people with glee? a few
13. Do you ignore fire drills? lolwut who does?
14. Are you allergic pencils? lolwut grammer
15. Do you think teachers who receive awards are generally the poop hole teachers? HELL YES
16. Have you ever been to a carnival? ya
17. Do you know how to tango? lolwut no
18. Do hummingbirds look like large beetles at first glance?lolwut no
19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9? yea its i
20. Are you an idiotic bastard who refers to all Black people as African-Americans? no
21. Does the idea of biting into aluminum foil make you cringe? lol wut no
22. Have you ever read the book "The Lord of the Flies"? no
23. Does your microwave beep three times when the cooking time ends? uhhh yes
24. Are you a virgin? ya
25. Do you have a yo-yo? maybe in my closet
26. Aren't you clever at not answering this without making you not look stupid? yes
27. Are this sentence has correct grammar? no
28. Do you think philosophically at night? lolwut why would i
29. Does your mom do your laundry? ya
30. Does global warming affect the locals?meh probably
31. Are you not a lazy and stupid moron?no
32. Are you left-handed? no
33. Can you climb fences? ya
34. Have you been arrested? no
35. Did you ever believe in Santa? yea
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 07, 2007, 11:15:48 PM
Quote from: TheKoopaBros. on December 07, 2007, 11:12:08 PM
27. Are this sentence has correct grammar? No, your grammar is not up to par with the the English standard.
I C WUT U DID THAR
I actually didn't notice that. *Facepalm*
This sounds like an email.
1. Yes
2. No
3. Yes
4. Pop is disgusting
5. Flames from a fire? No. Flames through forums? No.
6. No, atheist.
7. dunno wat it means.
8. No.
9. Only if they aren't ugly.
10. Only if they are nekkid, then they scare meh.
11. Does this scare you?Does this scare you?Does this scare you?Does this scare you?Does this scare you? No.
12. Imma going emo huntin. lol prolly not much for fun but I'd join the military.
13. No teachers will shoot you if you do.
14. Poor grammar
15. All teachers are poop holes.
16. No.
17. No.
18. The hell? No.
19. No, for squares cannot be negatives.
20. HA HA no. It's so funny how retarded white people do this all the time.
21. Definitely. I have braces.
22. No, should I?
23. No, it continues on and on and on.
24. Yes. :( :( :( :( :( :(
25. Yes. they are sweet.
26. Lol you lost me.
27. Likely not unless you is tricked mah.
28. Yes.
29. Yes.
30. No.
31. >.>
32. No.
33. My feet are huge >.> Size 11s I believe.
34. No.
35. Yes.
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on December 07, 2007, 10:35:03 PM
I am conducting a survey for my personal amusement. Each question should be answered with a Yes or No.
1. Do you care about animals? Yes. Especially since we are technically animals, too. I won't start a rant about how animals are important to our survival so I don't bore you.
2. Are you asexual? F*** no.
3. Do you like Spanish rice? depends...
4. Do you think it hurts when you "burp" through your nose after drinking very carbonated soda? Not very often
5. Are you scared of flames? No, I like fire.
6. Are you Jewish? No.
7. Are you lascivious? WTF is that suppossed to mean?
8. Does math scare you? No, I'm actually really good at math
9. Do women scare you? No. Quite the opposite.
10. Do men scare you? Not unless they start acting gay toward me, or if they are naked.
11. Do repetitive questions scare you? After a while, yes.
12. If you had a chainsaw and invincibility, would you kill people with glee? No. Only a certian 2 people I would kill... one hates me for no reason and tries to make me look bad nearly everyday, but usually fails. The other.... you don't wanna know (Wierd to the max, man!).
13. Do you ignore fire drills? Who does?
14. Are you allergic pencils? Umm... okay, this is a wierd question... My answer: no.
15. Do you think teachers who receive awards are generally the arsehole teachers? Sometimes...
16. Have you ever been to a carnival? Not really.
17. Do you know how to tango? Tango has to be one of the few couple dance we DIDN'T learn in 8th grade.
18. Do hummingbirds look like large beetles at first glance? No.
19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9? No. Negative numbers have no solution.
20. Are you an idiotic bastard who refers to all Black people as African-Americans? I do sometimes. But usually call them black.
21. Does the idea of biting into aluminum foil make you cringe? O_o eh... sure (J/K!)
22. Have you ever read the book "The Lord of the Flies"? Never even heard of it.
23. Does your microwave beep three times when the cooking time ends? O_o *coughseemslikethisthreadwasmadetowierdpeopleout* no, 4 times.
24. Are you a virgin? Yes.
25. Do you have a yo-yo? Yes.
26. Aren't you clever at not answering this without making you not look stupid? Ah, reverse psychology. No. I don't not not really make myself look stupid.
27. Are this sentence has correct grammar? It doesn't have good grammar at all.
28. Do you think philosophically at night? Sometimes.
29. Does your mom do your laundry? Sometimes.
30. Does global warming affect the locals? Not exactly.
31. Are you not a lazy and stupid moron? Quite the opposite, really.
32. Are you left-handed? Nope. I'm right handed.
33. Can you climb fences? Yup.
34. Have you been arrested? Nope.
35. Did you ever believe in Santa? When I was young, yes?
Sorry, but I was trying to prevent the change in font. When I couldn't, I changed it all.
Quote from: Pokesamrus on December 08, 2007, 01:24:59 PM
This sounds like an email.
I totally agree.
Who ISN'T a virgin? :-\
1. Do you care about animals?
no
2. Are you asexual?
no
3. Do you like Spanish rice?
yes
4. Do you think it hurts when you "burp" through your nose after drinking very carbonated soda?
no
5. Are you scared of flames?
no
6. Are you Jewish?
yes
7. Are you lascivious?
yes
8. Does math scare you?
yes
9. Do women scare you?
no
10. Do men scare you?
no
11. Do repetitive questions scare you?
no
12. If you had a chainsaw and invincibility, would you kill people with glee?
no
13. Do you ignore fire drills?
no
14. Are you allergic pencils?
no
15. Do you think teachers who receive awards are generally the poop hole teachers?
yes
16. Have you ever been to a carnival?
yes
17. Do you know how to tango?
no
18. Do hummingbirds look like large beetles at first glance?
yes
19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9?
yes
20. Are you an idiotic bastard who refers to all Black people as African-Americans?
no
21. Does the idea of biting into aluminum foil make you cringe?
no
22. Have you ever read the book "The Lord of the Flies"?
yes
23. Does your microwave beep three times when the cooking time ends?
no
24. Are you a virgin?
yes
25. Do you have a yo-yo?
yes
26. Aren't you clever at not answering this without making you not look stupid?
27. Are this sentence has correct grammar?
no
28. Do you think philosophically at night?
yes
29. Does your mom do your laundry?
yes
30. Does global warming affect the locals?
no
31. Are you not a lazy and stupid moron?
no
32. Are you left-handed?
no
33. Can you climb fences?
yes
34. Have you been arrested?
no
35. Did you ever believe in Santa?
no
Everyone who answered no for number 19 disappoints me.
Quote from: _Ichimaru_Gin_ on December 08, 2007, 08:20:35 PM
Everyone who answered no for number 19 disappoints me.
I only answered no because the question wasn't specified enough and I assumed it meant real solutions :(
What exactly do you mean by "Spanish rice"?
Quote from: bluaki on December 08, 2007, 08:35:23 PM
Quote from: _Ichimaru_Gin_ on December 08, 2007, 08:20:35 PM
Everyone who answered no for number 19 disappoints me.
I only answered no because the question wasn't specified enough and I assumed it meant real solutions :(
So you say imaginary solutions aren't solutions?
I bet next you'll be saying my imaginary friends aren't real friends, too. >:(
Quote from: famy on December 08, 2007, 08:38:00 PM
Quote from: bluaki on December 08, 2007, 08:35:23 PM
Quote from: _Ichimaru_Gin_ on December 08, 2007, 08:20:35 PM
Everyone who answered no for number 19 disappoints me.
I only answered no because the question wasn't specified enough and I assumed it meant real solutions :(
So you say imaginary solutions aren't solutions?
I bet next you'll be saying my imaginary friends aren't real friends, too. >:(
Um... in math, real and imaginary are exact defined opposites.
Also, your imaginary friends aren't real friends.
Quote from: bluaki on December 08, 2007, 08:44:06 PM
Um... in math, real and imaginary are exact defined opposites.
Also, your imaginary friends aren't real friends.
but there is a solution so urrong
also stfu
also also ur mom
Quote from: famy on December 08, 2007, 08:46:39 PM
but there is a solution so urrong
also stfu
"and I assumed it meant real solutions"
I specified
real solutions
also no
1. Do you care about animals? Yes.
2. Are you asexual? No.
3. Do you like Spanish rice? Yes.
4. Do you think it hurts when you "burp" through your nose after drinking very carbonated soda? Uh....
5. Are you scared of flames? Not really..
6. Are you Jewish? No.
7. Are you lascivious? Lascivious what?
8. Does math scare you? Nope, I love Math.
9. Do women scare you? Nope.
10. Do men scare you? Sometimes. o.O
11. Do repetitive questions scare you? No, they just annoy me.
12. If you had a chainsaw and invincibility, would you kill people with glee? Only the people I hate.
13. Do you ignore fire drills? No.
14. Are you allergic pencils? Er..no..
15. Do you think teachers who receive awards are generally the poop hole teachers? Sometimes.
16. Have you ever been to a carnival? No.
17. Do you know how to tango? Kinda..
18. Do hummingbirds look like large beetles at first glance? No.
19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9? No.
20. Are you an idiotic bastard who refers to all Black people as African-Americans? No.
21. Does the idea of biting into aluminum foil make you cringe? No.
22. Have you ever read the book "The Lord of the Flies"? No.
23. Does your microwave beep three times when the cooking time ends? No, I think it only beeps twice..
24. Are you a virgin? Yes.
25. Do you have a yo-yo? Yeah, but my brother broked it. :(
26. Aren't you clever at not answering this without making you not look stupid? No.
27. Are this sentence has correct grammar? No. :|
28. Do you think philosophically at night? Sure......?
29. Does your mom do your laundry? Yes. :O
30. Does global warming affect the locals? Uh...sure..?
31. Are you not a lazy and stupid moron? No. :(
32. Are you left-handed? Nope.
33. Can you climb fences? Nope.
34. Have you been arrested? Nope, almost got sent to a mental institute though. o.o
35. Did you ever believe in Santa? Nope.
1. Do you care about animals? - Yes.
2. Are you asexual? - :|
3. Do you like Spanish rice? - Sometimes.
4. Do you think it hurts when you "burp" through your nose after drinking very carbonated soda? - Yes.
5. Are you scared of flames? - No.
6. Are you Jewish? - No.
7. Are you lascivious? - asldfhlaskf
8. Does math scare you? - A little.
9. Do women scare you? - No.
10. Do men scare you? - Some.
11. Do repetitive questions scare you? - NO.
12. If you had a chainsaw and invincibility, would you kill people with glee? - Uh, probably not.
13. Do you ignore fire drills? - REPEAT QUESTION ARGH
14. Are you allergic pencils? - How I forget word
15. Do you think teachers who receive awards are generally the poop hole teachers? - wut am repeat question
16. Have you ever been to a carnival? - Yes.
17. Do you know how to tango? - Not a clue.
18. Do hummingbirds look like large beetles at first glance? - Uh, no.
19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9? - Yes, 3i.
20. Are you an idiotic bastard who refers to all Black people as African-Americans? - No.
21. Does the idea of biting into aluminum foil make you cringe? - Not really.
22. Have you ever read the book "The Lord of the Flies"? - Yes.
23. Does your microwave beep three times when the cooking time ends? - ONCE.
24. Are you a virgin? - Yeah.
25. Do you have a yo-yo? - Several.
26. Aren't you clever at not answering this without making you not look stupid? - penus
27. Are this sentence has correct grammar? - On Nsider, yes.
28. Do you think philosophically at night? - Nope.
29. Does your mom do your laundry? - Most of it.
30. Does global warming affect the locals? - Yes.
31. Are you not a lazy and stupid moron? - Yes.
32. Are you left-handed? - No, but I play GH left-handed.
33. Can you climb fences? - Yes.
34. Have you been arrested? - No.
35. Did you ever believe in Santa? - Yes
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on December 07, 2007, 10:35:03 PM
I am conducting a survey for my personal amusement. Each question should be answered with a Yes or No.
1. Do you care about animals? Like, duh! Yes.
2. Are you asexual? Checking dictionary.com... no.
3. Do you like Spanish rice? Portuguese, yes. Spanish, never tried it.
4. Do you think it hurts when you "burp" through your nose after drinking very carbonated soda? Wouldn't know, I never did it.
5. Are you scared of flames? Only when they're on my very flammable clothing.
6. Are you Jewish? Christian.
7. Are you lascivious? No.
8. Does math scare you? No... it's just long...
9. Do women scare you? No, half of my friends are girls.
10. Do men scare you? Not that much, but I don't have many friends who are guys. I only hate the guys who are jocks and want to piss you off.
11. Do repetitive questions scare you? No, they annoy me.
12. If you had a chainsaw and invincibility, would you kill people with glee? No.
13. Do you ignore fire drills? I wish.
14. Are you allergic pencils? Why would anyone be allergic to THAT.
15. Do you think teachers who receive awards are generally the arsehole teachers? Heh..l yeah.
16. Have you ever been to a carnival? Yup. Loved it.
17. Do you know how to tango? I wish. Really. Not kidding. Laugh at me if you must, but I want to dance.
18. Do hummingbirds look like large beetles at first glance? No...
19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9? There isn't a solution?
20. Are you an idiotic bastard who refers to all Black people as African-Americans? No, I only use it when I am talking to my sensitive friends who hate racism.
21. Does the idea of biting into aluminum foil make you cringe? No, just biting into those molds at the orthodontist.
22. Have you ever read the book "The Lord of the Flies"? Guilty pleasure. Yes.
23. Does your microwave beep three times when the cooking time ends? No. Just once.
24. Are you a virgin? Depends on what you're talking about.
25. Do you have a yo-yo? Yes, but it hates me.
26. Aren't you clever at not answering this without making you not look stupid? Wait... hmmm... dangit.
27. Are this sentence has correct grammar? No this sentence not have proper grammar.
28. Do you think philosophically at night? No.
29. Does your mom do your laundry? No, my dad does.
30. Does global warming affect the locals? Not to an extreme.
31. Are you not a lazy and stupid moron? Pssh... no!
32. Are you left-handed? Sorry, no.
33. Can you climb fences? I wish. I need to for my school musical.
34. Have you been arrested? NO!
35. Did you ever believe in Santa? ...yes
1. Do you care about animals? Yes I do.
2. Are you asexual? Nope, I <3 boobies
3. Do you like Spanish rice? It's alright
4. Do you think it hurts when you "burp" through your nose after drinking very carbonated soda? It burns like a mother, yes.
5. Are you scared of flames? Nope, they're fun to play with though
6. Are you Jewish? Nope.
7. Are you lascivious? I barely know what that means, but no
8. Does math scare you? No, it just makes me mad
9. Do women scare you? Make me nervous sometimes, but don't scare me
10. Do men scare you? I'm not scared of myself lol
11. Do repetitive questions scare you? Just annoy me.
12. If you had a chainsaw and invincibility, would you kill people with glee? No, that would be gross
13. Do you ignore fire drills? No, that's very not smart.
14. Are you allergic pencils? wut
15. Do you think teachers who receive awards are generally the arsehole teachers? For the most part, yes
16. Have you ever been to a carnival? Once, I think...
17. Do you know how to tango? No idea.
18. Do hummingbirds look like large beetles at first glance? That doesn't make sense
19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9? Sure, why not.
20. Are you an idiotic bastard who refers to all Black people as African-Americans? Why should I when there's all kinds of other fun names to call them?
21. Does the idea of biting into aluminum foil make you cringe? No, but actually doing it does
22. Have you ever read the book "The Lord of the Flies"? Nope, don't plan to
23. Does your microwave beep three times when the cooking time ends? Four times, actually
24. Are you a virgin? Yes, by choice.
25. Do you have a yo-yo? I used to, but it got broked
26. Aren't you clever at not answering this without making you not look stupid? benis.
27. Are this sentence has correct grammar? Yes it is.
28. Do you think philosophically at night? Not really
29. Does your mom do your laundry? Sometimes
30. Does global warming affect the locals? iunno
31. Are you not a lazy and stupid moron? I am not a lazy and stupid moron
32. Are you left-handed? Nope, righty.
33. Can you climb fences? Depends on the size and barbed-wireness of the fence
34. Have you been arrested? Nopers
35. Did you ever believe in Santa? I'm sure I did
I think this was bumped...
1. Do you care about animals? Depends on if the thing attacked me.
2. Are you asexual? No.
3. Do you like Spanish rice? Only when my dad makes it.
4. Do you think it hurts when you "burp" through your nose after drinking very carbonated soda? WTF? It never happened to me...
5. Are you scared of flames? No. Don't care for burns though.
6. Are you Jewish? No.
7. Are you lascivious? No.
8. Does math scare you? No.
9. Do women scare you? No, they just strike me as unusual.
10. Do men scare you? Some, yes.
11. Do repetitive questions scare you? No.
12. If you had a chainsaw and invincibility, would you kill people with glee? No.
13. Do you ignore fire drills? No.
14. Are you allergic pencils? No.
15. Do you think teachers who receive awards are generally the arsehole teachers? No.
16. Have you ever been to a carnival? Yes.
17. Do you know how to tango? No.
18. Do hummingbirds look like large beetles at first glance? Only after after I've had 12 tequila shots.
19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9? Yes.
20. Are you an idiotic bastard who refers to all Black people as African-Americans? I usually use black, but if the situation calls for the politically correct term...
21. Does the idea of biting into aluminum foil make you cringe? No, should it?
22. Have you ever read the book "The Lord of the Flies"? No.
23. Does your microwave beep three times when the cooking time ends? Yes.
24. Are you a virgin? Yes.
25. Do you have a yo-yo? No.
26. Aren't you clever at not answering this without making you not look stupid? No.
27. Are this sentence has correct grammar? No.
28. Do you think philosophically at night? Yes.
29. Does your mom do your laundry? Yes.
30. Does global warming affect the locals? Can't answer this... Texas always had unusual weather.
31. Are you not a lazy and stupid moron? Yes.
32. Are you left-handed? No.
33. Can you climb fences? Yes.
34. Have you been arrested? No.
35. Did you ever believe in Santa? Yes.
1. Do you care about animals?
I care about cats more than any other animal
2. Are you asexual?
No, I'm very sexual, if that counts.
3. Do you like Spanish rice?
Only if I'm in the mood for them.
4. Do you think it hurts when you "burp" through your nose after drinking very carbonated soda?
I does sometimes.
5. Are you scared of flames?
Not really.
6. Are you Jewish?
No.
7. Are you lascivious?
Oh, yes.
8. Does math scare you?
YES.
9. Do women scare you?
No.
10. Do men scare you?
No.
11. Do repetitive questions scare you?
No.
12. If you had a chainsaw and invincibility, would you kill people with glee?
Maybe.
13. Do you ignore fire drills?
No.
14. Are you allergic pencils?
No.
15. Do you think teachers who receive awards are generally the poop hole teachers?
Deja Vu, man. I guess not.
16. Have you ever been to a carnival?
Yes.
17. Do you know how to tango?
No.
18. Do hummingbirds look like large beetles at first glance?
No.
19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9?
...what?
20. Are you an idiotic bastard who refers to all Black people as African-Americans?
No.
21. Does the idea of biting into aluminum foil make you cringe?
Yes.
22. Have you ever read the book "The Lord of the Flies"?
No. I saw the movie though.
23. Does your microwave beep three times when the cooking time ends?
It's on silent.
24. Are you a virgin?
No.
25. Do you have a yo-yo?
Yes.
26. Aren't you clever at not answering this without making you not look stupid?
I don't need any questions to make me look stupid! I can do that all by myself.
27. Are this sentence has correct grammar?
My eyes. Dx
28. Do you think philosophically at night?
No. I think like that when stoned.
29. Does your mom do your laundry?
No.
30. Does global warming affect the locals?
I don't believe in Global Warming.
31. Are you not a lazy and stupid moron?
I am.
32. Are you left-handed?
No.
33. Can you climb fences?
No.
34. Have you been arrested?
Uhm... No, but I have been in the back of a police car, and taken to the station. I tried to run away from home.
35. Did you ever believe in Santa?
I did until I saw my dad place the presents under the tree when I was 4.
Wait a sec...
TALIM.
WHY DID YOU BUMP THIS? >:(
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on March 16, 2008, 12:29:28 PM
Wait a sec...
TALIM.
WHY DID YOU BUMP THIS? >:(
She's a "special" kid.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on March 16, 2008, 12:29:28 PM
Wait a sec...
TALIM.
WHY DID YOU BUMP THIS? >:(
Because I did Survey #2 and I was bored as hell so I went and looked through Superkool's posts to find the first one and I posted in it. D:
I am conducting a survey for my personal amusement. Each question should be answered with a Yes or No.
1. Do you care about animals? Depends. Some I do, some can burn in heck.
2. Are you asexual? ....I forgot what asexual is :P
3. Do you like Spanish rice?nope.
4. Do you think it hurts when you "burp" through your nose after drinking very carbonated soda? Oh, yeah.
5. Are you scared of flames?A little. I usually keep my distance.
6. Are you Jewish? Nope, Southern Baptist
7. Are you lascivious? *The subject has no idea what that word means.
8. Does math scare you? Nope, I'm a wiz.
9. Do women scare you? Only when angry or PMSing
10. Do men scare you? The morons I hate, but I'm a bit of a homophobe. :X
11. Do repetitive questions scare you? Scare is the wrong word. Try, "Weird"
12. If you had a chainsaw and invincibility, would you kill people with glee? No. Since I was invincible, I'd just live life. No reason to kill without a motive. :)
13. Do you ignore fire drills? Nope, I pay attention
14. Are you allergic pencils? What? Is that possible?
15. Do you think teachers who receive awards are generally the arsehole teachers? Sometimes. I've never seen an arsehole teacher though.
16. Have you ever been to a carnival? Does Disneyland count? :x
17. Do you know how to tango?No.
18. Do hummingbirds look like large beetles at first glance? Not through my eyes.
19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9? No. You can't find the square root of negative numbers.
20. Are you an idiotic bastard who refers to all Black people as African-Americans? No....it's a bit awkward to call them black though.
21. Does the idea of biting into aluminum foil make you cringe? No, it's just kinda weird.
22. Have you ever read the book "The Lord of the Flies"? I've heard of it.
23. Does your microwave beep three times when the cooking time ends? I think so.
24. Are you a virgin? Abstinent till marriage
25. Do you have a yo-yo? I had one.
26. Aren't you clever at not answering this without making you not look stupid?
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-zomg-run-cat-woman-screams.jpg)
27. Are this sentence has correct grammar? Iz trix queshton?
28. Do you think philosophically at night? Perhaps.
29. Does your mom do your laundry? Yup.
30. Does global warming affect the locals? Silly Moderator, Global Warming isn't real. :)
31. Are you not a lazy and stupid moron? Yo no soy perezoso ni est?pido, y si usted traduce exitosamente este yo le dar? una galleta virtual.
32. Are you left-handed? no.
33. Can you climb fences? Only at school....after hours.
34. Have you been arrested? no.
35. Did you ever believe in Santa? I love Santy Claus.