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Title: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 09:29:50 AM

If you remember my presidency thread, then answer this. If I were dictator of the US instead of President and I made all my laws I said I'd do as president, then what would you do? Please note that I cannot be impeached due to me being dictator. :) And you can't move because there are border guarding battle droids on every border out of the US.

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Sabby on November 13, 2007, 09:35:38 AM

i would go catch a flight to another country, then i don't know, maybe drop a bomb over your house or something. :)

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 09:48:18 AM

There would be droids carefully guarding all airplanes making sure no one unauthorized to leave gets in. And I rarely authorize.

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Wolf on November 13, 2007, 09:51:08 AM

The suicide rates would skyrocket.

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Sabby on November 13, 2007, 09:51:56 AM

:O, but im nice :'(. ok maybe i'll just use my super mind power to hypnotize you into letting me on the plane, and since you were so mean to me, i'll just get a parachute and jump out of the plane and let it crash into your house. :)

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Sabby on November 13, 2007, 09:53:05 AM

Quote from: Wolf on November 13, 2007, 09:51:08 AM
The suicide rates would skyrocket.

no it wouldn't, his house is 20 acres, he a dictator remember. ;)

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: HeroOfTimeO0 on November 13, 2007, 10:01:45 AM

I'd tell you a plan of getting out of the situation so you can think up a lame way of not letting my plan succed.
:)

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Sabby on November 13, 2007, 10:09:23 AM

Quote from: HeroOfTimeO0 on November 13, 2007, 10:01:45 AM
I'd tell you a plan of getting out of the situation so you can think up a lame way of not letting my plan succed.
:)

:O thats the best plan yet, seriously. :D

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 10:28:26 AM

Quote from: SBSTN1 on November 13, 2007, 09:51:56 AM
:O, but im nice :'(. ok maybe i'll just use my super mind power to hypnotize you into letting me on the plane, and since you were so mean to me, i'll just get a parachute and jump out of the plane and let it crash into your house. :)

I wouldn't be there. And droids can't be hypnotized. That's an advantage. And it's another reason I'd use them for war.

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Wolf on November 13, 2007, 10:40:13 AM

Also, you wouldn't need to be impeached, you could easily be overthrown.

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Sabby on November 13, 2007, 10:42:09 AM

Quote from: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 10:28:26 AM
Quote from: SBSTN1 on November 13, 2007, 09:51:56 AM
:O, but im nice :'(. ok maybe i'll just use my super mind power to hypnotize you into letting me on the plane, and since you were so mean to me, i'll just get a parachute and jump out of the plane and let it crash into your house. :)

I wouldn't be there. And droids can't be hypnotized. That's an advantage. And it's another reason I'd use them for war.

i didn't say i was going to hypnotize your drones, and my super mind power is so powerful that it could reach all over the country. :)

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Zovistograt on November 13, 2007, 11:56:34 AM

I'd move to the backcountry where the government is a joke.

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Silverhawk79 on November 13, 2007, 12:00:25 PM

(http://valentrinne.com/boyah/Smileys/default/suicide.gif)

YES I AM A HOTLINKER

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Zovistograt on November 13, 2007, 12:03:18 PM

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on November 13, 2007, 12:00:25 PM
(http://valentrinne.com/boyah/Smileys/default/suicide.gif)

YES I AM A HOTLINKER

I do believe that didn't work at all

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Tahrann on November 13, 2007, 12:15:40 PM

*Calls Master Cheif* *Cheif kills all the battle droids without effort* *I kill the dictator and sell his head on e-bay*

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Silverhawk79 on November 13, 2007, 12:25:37 PM

Quote from: Zovistograt on November 13, 2007, 12:03:18 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on November 13, 2007, 12:00:25 PM
(http://valentrinne.com/boyah/Smileys/default/suicide.gif)

YES I AM A HOTLINKER
I do believe that didn't work at all

Works for me.

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Zovistograt on November 13, 2007, 12:32:46 PM

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on November 13, 2007, 12:25:37 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on November 13, 2007, 12:03:18 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on November 13, 2007, 12:00:25 PM
(http://valentrinne.com/boyah/Smileys/default/suicide.gif)

YES I AM A HOTLINKER
I do believe that didn't work at all
Works for me.

weird, I can't see suicide;

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 12:43:41 PM

Quote from: Tahrann on November 13, 2007, 12:15:40 PM
*Calls Master Cheif* *Cheif kills all the battle droids without effort* *I kill the dictator and sell his head on e-bay*

Master Chief.... the anti-Nintendo..... You must die. *calls Viewtiful Joe, who punches every bullet fired directly back through his head multiple times*. My rule is now absolute!

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Zovistograt on November 13, 2007, 12:54:09 PM

Quote from: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 12:43:41 PM
Quote from: Tahrann on November 13, 2007, 12:15:40 PM
*Calls Master Cheif* *Cheif kills all the battle droids without effort* *I kill the dictator and sell his head on e-bay*

Master Chief.... the anti-Nintendo..... You must die. *calls Viewtiful Joe, who punches every bullet fired directly back through his head multiple times*. My rule is now absolute!

I'll send Teal'c
(http://www.sg1france.com/im/phtealc.jpg)

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Kayo on November 13, 2007, 12:56:30 PM

i'd assassinate you.

they did it to saddam hussein! :)

(sp?) :P

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: funny1125 on November 13, 2007, 01:31:56 PM

well even if you were I dont thnik 5 year olds can be dictator

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: sleepin_dude_99 on November 13, 2007, 01:37:47 PM

Quote from: funny1125 on November 13, 2007, 01:31:56 PM
well even if you were I dont thnik 5 year olds can be dictator

You could be a Despot :|

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: ME86 on November 13, 2007, 02:08:43 PM

Vive le révolution !

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Syncopathic on November 13, 2007, 02:14:20 PM

then me and the people would unite to revolt

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Rayquarian on November 13, 2007, 02:56:16 PM

I would leave the country, because the greatest superpower is being ran by a 15-year old kid who thinks he's a dictator.

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 03:10:13 PM

Quote from: Rayquarian on November 13, 2007, 02:56:16 PM
I would leave the country, because the greatest superpower is being ran by a 15-year old kid who thinks he's a dictator.

again. You can't leave the country. lol ;D

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: yes.derek on November 13, 2007, 03:11:02 PM

^{I'd kill your ass.

Amirite?}

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Trini on November 13, 2007, 03:12:39 PM

If you can't be impeached, then I'll just assassinate you.

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: ME86 on November 13, 2007, 03:14:34 PM

Quote from: darkmariov2 on November 13, 2007, 03:11:02 PM
^{I'd kill your ass.

Amirite?}

Ass killing? Sounds like a perverted sexual fantasy.

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: WiinolikePS3 on November 13, 2007, 03:14:45 PM

Why are you guys giviing this dumbass attention whore what he wants?

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Kayo on November 13, 2007, 03:15:23 PM

Quote from: WiinolikePS3 on November 13, 2007, 03:14:45 PM
Why are you guys giviing this dumbass attention whore what he wants?

yeah! lets ignore him! boycott noishe's threads!

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: yes.derek on November 13, 2007, 03:15:52 PM

Quote from: ME86 on November 13, 2007, 03:14:34 PM
Quote from: darkmariov2 on November 13, 2007, 03:11:02 PM
^{I'd kill your ass.

Amirite?}

Ass killing? Sounds like a perverted sexual fantasy.

^{Something like that, yeah.

But then I'd kill the rest of him.

It evens out.}

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 03:33:50 PM

Quote from: Trini on November 13, 2007, 03:12:39 PM
If you can't be impeached, then I'll just assassinate you.

I'm immortal until the second season of Viewtiful Joe airs

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Tupin on November 13, 2007, 03:35:50 PM

Quote from: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 03:33:50 PM
Quote from: Trini on November 13, 2007, 03:12:39 PM
If you can't be impeached, then I'll just assassinate you.

I'm immortal until the second season of Viewtiful Joe airs

You'll live forever then. ::)

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 03:36:50 PM

no I won't unfortunately :robotsad:

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: yes.derek on November 13, 2007, 03:37:36 PM

Quote from: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 03:36:50 PM
no I won't unfortunately :robotsad:

^{Unfortunately?

=/}

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: ME86 on November 13, 2007, 03:39:51 PM

Quote from: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 03:36:50 PM
no I won't unfortunately :robotsad:

Actually, he won't die until he admits that he's a homosexual and wants to do Viewtiful Joe.

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: WiinolikePS3 on November 13, 2007, 03:45:10 PM

Quote from: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 03:36:50 PM
no I won't unfortunately :robotsad:

So you don't want the 2nd season of Viewtiful Joe to air?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! APOCALYPSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 03:54:17 PM

no. I do.

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: elorm9 on November 13, 2007, 04:10:59 PM

I program a code that gets sent into every droid (by hacking gov't computers) in the whole world to come target your coordinates.

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Syncopathic on November 13, 2007, 04:45:29 PM

Cant you understand that the 2nd sesason will never come????

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 04:47:28 PM

Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 13, 2007, 04:45:29 PM
Cant you understand that the 2nd sesason will never come????

How do I understand the untrue? I've SEEN the second season. In 3 different languages. Now it just needs to be dubbed in english.

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: WiinolikePS3 on November 13, 2007, 04:49:34 PM

Quote from: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 04:47:28 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 13, 2007, 04:45:29 PM
Cant you understand that the 2nd sesason will never come????

How do I understand the untrue? I've SEEN the second season. In 3 different languages. Now it just needs to be dubbed in english.

Wow, that's what he meant... :|

I now declare this smiley the Noishe smiley: :|

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Jono2 on November 13, 2007, 05:06:58 PM

you wouldn't ever become dictator.

that would require you being smart/powerful enough to kick out the previous government.

useless topic is useless.

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Mystic on November 13, 2007, 05:09:09 PM

Dictators get power by scaring people. You aren't scary.

You still fail.

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 05:13:12 PM

Quote from: Mystic Swampert on November 13, 2007, 05:09:09 PM
Dictators get power by scaring people. You aren't scary.

You still fail.

my weapons are scary

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Tupin on November 13, 2007, 05:14:00 PM

Quote from: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 05:13:12 PM
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on November 13, 2007, 05:09:09 PM
Dictators get power by scaring people. You aren't scary.

You still fail.

my weapons are scary

The person behind them isn't.

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 05:16:44 PM

So? I control them. Now you are going to watch your daily hour of Viewtiful Joe, and you are gonna like it!

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Jono2 on November 13, 2007, 05:17:29 PM

Quote from: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 05:16:44 PM
So? I control them. Now you are going to watch your daily hour of Viewtiful Joe, and you are gonna like it!

I have a feeling that your "underlings" would take power from you almost instantly.

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Mystic on November 13, 2007, 05:18:18 PM

Quote from: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 05:16:44 PM
So? I control them. Now you are going to watch your daily hour of Viewtiful Joe, and you are gonna like it!

Not scary.

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Tupin on November 13, 2007, 05:18:37 PM

Quote from: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 05:16:44 PM
So? I control them. Now you are going to watch your daily hour of Viewtiful Joe, and you are gonna like it!

No DVD, and no stores around me sell it anymore.

*goes to watch Dobutsu No Mori*

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 05:20:12 PM

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on November 13, 2007, 05:18:37 PM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 05:16:44 PM
So? I control them. Now you are going to watch your daily hour of Viewtiful Joe, and you are gonna like it!
No DVD, and no stores around me sell it anymore.

*goes to watch Dobutsu No Mori*

Thanks to me there's a channel that plays VJ 24/7. So get watching.

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Syncopathic on November 13, 2007, 05:36:52 PM

the truth is...
bleach>naruto>cd-i zelda>crappy animes>viewtiful joe

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 05:39:52 PM

Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 13, 2007, 05:36:52 PM
the truth is...
bleach>naruto>cd-i zelda>crappy animes>viewtiful joe

ok bub. You get 4 hours of Viewtiful Joe. Droids. Strap him. :robotangry:

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Tupin on November 13, 2007, 05:41:18 PM

Quote from: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 05:39:52 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 13, 2007, 05:36:52 PM
the truth is...
bleach>naruto>cd-i zelda>crappy animes>viewtiful joe

ok bub. You get 4 hours of Viewtiful Joe. Droids. Strap him. :robotangry:

Will two hours of playing the first Viewtiful Joe let him go?

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Syncopathic on November 13, 2007, 05:43:28 PM

Quote from: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 05:39:52 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 13, 2007, 05:36:52 PM
the truth is...
bleach>naruto>cd-i zelda>crappy animes>viewtiful joe

ok bub. You get 4 hours of Viewtiful Joe. Droids. Strap him. :robotangry:

you cant strap me, thank to bleach i get UBER POWER UP HACK, and naruto, THE SHARINGAN WHICH EQUALS GOD MODE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 05:43:41 PM

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on November 13, 2007, 05:41:18 PM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 05:39:52 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 13, 2007, 05:36:52 PM
the truth is...
bleach>naruto>cd-i zelda>crappy animes>viewtiful joe

ok bub. You get 4 hours of Viewtiful Joe. Droids. Strap him. :robotangry:
Will two hours of playing the first Viewtiful Joe let him go?

no. people don't appreciate the dub more. You can play the free copies we give every citizen in their home when you get there.

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Tupin on November 13, 2007, 05:45:55 PM

Quote from: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 05:43:41 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on November 13, 2007, 05:41:18 PM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 05:39:52 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 13, 2007, 05:36:52 PM
the truth is...
bleach>naruto>cd-i zelda>crappy animes>viewtiful joe

ok bub. You get 4 hours of Viewtiful Joe. Droids. Strap him. :robotangry:
Will two hours of playing the first Viewtiful Joe let him go?

no. people don't appreciate the dub more. You can play the free copies we give every citizen in their home when you get there.

You would make Capcom a government funded corporation along with Platinum Games, (Seeds) wouldn't you? -.-

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Mystic on November 13, 2007, 05:46:22 PM

Quote from: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 05:43:41 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on November 13, 2007, 05:41:18 PM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 05:39:52 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 13, 2007, 05:36:52 PM
the truth is...
bleach>naruto>cd-i zelda>crappy animes>viewtiful joe

ok bub. You get 4 hours of Viewtiful Joe. Droids. Strap him. :robotangry:
Will two hours of playing the first Viewtiful Joe let him go?

no. people don't appreciate the dub more. You can play the free copies we give every citizen in their home when you get there.

The dub sucks ass. Get over it

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: yes.derek on November 13, 2007, 05:46:44 PM

Quote from: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 05:39:52 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 13, 2007, 05:36:52 PM
the truth is...
bleach>naruto>cd-i zelda>crappy animes>viewtiful joe

ok bub. You get 4 hours of Viewtiful Joe. Droids. Strap him. :robotangry:

^{So you admit to its suckyness, since you are using it as punishment apparently}

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 06:05:40 PM

Quote from: darkmariov2 on November 13, 2007, 05:46:44 PM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 05:39:52 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 13, 2007, 05:36:52 PM
the truth is...
bleach>naruto>cd-i zelda>crappy animes>viewtiful joe

ok bub. You get 4 hours of Viewtiful Joe. Droids. Strap him. :robotangry:

^{So you admit to its suckyness, since you are using it as punishment apparently}

nope. I use it to make them realize it's perfect.

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Custom on November 13, 2007, 06:09:37 PM

I'd beat you in guitar hero.

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Custom on November 13, 2007, 06:17:25 PM

Quote from: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 05:39:52 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 13, 2007, 05:36:52 PM
the truth is...
bleach>naruto>cd-i zelda>crappy animes>viewtiful joe

ok bub. You get 4 hours of Viewtiful Joe. Droids. Strap him. :robotangry:

Would I still be allowed to watch Higurashi after I watched viewtiful Joe?
Because.. Higurashi.. uh.. (trys to avoid getting four hours) is uh.. an anime.. that uh... I like? >>

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 06:23:31 PM

Quote from: Customrobo13 on November 13, 2007, 06:17:25 PM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 05:39:52 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 13, 2007, 05:36:52 PM
the truth is...
bleach>naruto>cd-i zelda>crappy animes>viewtiful joe

ok bub. You get 4 hours of Viewtiful Joe. Droids. Strap him. :robotangry:

Would I still be allowed to watch Higurashi after I watched viewtiful Joe?
Because.. Higurashi.. uh.. (trys to avoid getting four hours) is uh.. an anime.. that uh... I like? >>

yes. As long as you watch VJ

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Tahrann on November 13, 2007, 06:35:31 PM

Quote from: Zovistograt on November 13, 2007, 12:54:09 PM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 12:43:41 PM
Quote from: Tahrann on November 13, 2007, 12:15:40 PM
*Calls Master Cheif* *Cheif kills all the battle droids without effort* *I kill the dictator and sell his head on e-bay*

Master Chief.... the anti-Nintendo..... You must die. *calls Viewtiful Joe, who punches every bullet fired directly back through his head multiple times*. My rule is now absolute!
I'll send Teal'c
(http://www.sg1france.com/im/phtealc.jpg)

XD Stargate Ftw

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 07:23:03 PM

Quote from: Customrobo13 on November 13, 2007, 06:09:37 PM
I'd beat you in guitar hero.

That brings me to my other change. The CIA will be replaced by the EBA.

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Tupin on November 13, 2007, 07:31:59 PM

Quote from: Viewtifulboy on November 13, 2007, 07:23:03 PM
Quote from: Customrobo13 on November 13, 2007, 06:09:37 PM
I'd beat you in guitar hero.

That brings me to my other change. The CIA will be replaced by the EBA.

Hm. That might actually be cool.

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: Viewtifulboy on November 14, 2007, 05:57:08 AM

yes. Cool. but of course I u se them to motivate my battle droids in war. :)

Title: Re: If I were DICTATOR
Post by: THEEVILSPERKY on November 14, 2007, 07:08:31 AM

You are insane. You do not have enough power or influence to take over. No one would support such rulings. No one.

What is wrong with your head?

NSFCD

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